Be 23, kissless virgin, 6 months of lifitng with ok body

fuck.Is it hard being a virgin at 27? also how many people know?

You sound like a psycho

School shooter confirmed

>school shooter
>age 27

>tfw no QT natalie dormer GF to smirk at you

never too late

>implying

>not improving yourself daily even if your end game is to shoot up a college at the age of 27

just because he's been bullied and doesn't trust people makes him a psycho? gtfo retards

>I don't want to face the fact that I am much closer to being a psycho than chad

Just join the ranks of the wizards

>>she smirks slyly
That's not a sly smirk, that's fucking pity she was showing you.

>be 21, one year in lifting with ok body
>at gym
>just want to workout
>girl is watching me
>dont know how to act
>roll eyes and look angry away

>again at gym
>another girl
>shes kinda cute
>eyes meet
>look away
>eyes will meet for the whole gym session
>pretend not to recognize

I sincerely believe that if I fucked Natalie Dormer I would nut so hard my testes would just shrivel and fall off of my body like a gecko tail being pulled on, their purpose in life finally complete.

Forgot to say that shit like this happens almost everytime when im there.

yeah m8

>lifting
>attractive female also lifting
>not many people in the gym so our eyes keep meeting awkwardly
>don't think it's on purpose and keep trying to look away
>keeps happening though
>end up just three way mirror eye bouncing to stare at her ass while i squat
>fap to mental image when i get home

idk if ill make it lads

>>not many people in the gym so our eyes keep meeting awkwardly

>at the gym
>doing 1pl8 OHP
>this one qt keeps looking at me
>i make eye contact
>she looks away and drops her phone by accident
>she_spilled_spaghetti_for_me.mp4
>she's still awkward as fuck as i keep looking at her

Feels good, lads

did you laugh at her spaghetti and go back to lifting or did you autism and stare at her as she fumbled her phone

When this happens, remember to just smile politely. Things like this are immaterial - when you're out, everybody watches everybody else.

Ease comes with time. You'll worry less about what people think of you when you realize how seldom they do. (not meant to depress)

>be at gym
>stare at people uncontrollably, to the point i dont even notice
>when they look back i quickly look away
>pretend that its them staring at me so i never have to confront my social awkwardness
>shit post about it on a japanese anime image board known best for encouraging people to kill themselves and contain child pornagraphy

I smirked a little, but probably looked autist on the outside

It's not that great really. The tales of super powers are exaggerated. Also it's scary how many wizards are there nowadays. Internet and prosperity ruins everything.

...

>I literally am the most autistic piece of shit on this green earth
no you're not. Imagine that girls are offering to you themselves and you blow it anyway by being indecisive and autistic. And then you get older and suddenly are confronted with the fact, that you need to make something out of yourself to get a girl your age. There are people like that. I'm one of them. I could creep on younger girls, but I don't really feel that's fair. Also I doubt I have required social skills for that

Probably true, but what should i do, just watch to the ground like a total beta?
inb4: yes

the best part is that she's just trying to smile but she's got some sort of paralyzation in her left face
that's what she said at least.

she was just finding your t-rex costume humorous you sperg

>tfw no cute cripple qt gf

n-no homo

OPEN THE DOOR

hits way too close to the home mate, couldn't have said it better.

I PUSH MY FINGERS IN MY EYES

Lol mate if it cheers you up I can tell you I'm a kissless non Virgin at 23. I lost it to a whore after a friend of mine who knew basically organized it for me. We had a night out and danced and had fun, got drunk, then went on a hooker tour and I did it. I enjoyed It a lot too, even if some people may see it as pathetic. This was more than one year ago and I have not had sex since.

She kissed a mudshark in a music video. Are you sure you still want to nut in her vagoo?

>she's kissed girls before
yeah I'd still plant a baby 8 or 9 inches deep in her

>tfw have never been hit on
feels bittersweet to be desu

>feels bittersweet to be desu
>bittersweet
what is good about that?

Fake it until you make it nigga
Even if you have to do it at work

Bro she was being nice. God damn you guys are so autistic.

Absolutely

That I've never been too oblivious.

how can u fake being hit on? daydream about it and stuff?

Ah i meant liek fake being a cocky flirtaous guy so grills at work notice you more, but i guess not everyone can pull off a Bateman

>look like fat bridge troll
>Never get hit on and scare women off
>get fit
>constantly hit on by ugly women
The ride never ends

at a glance I thought the third painting was the school of Athens and was the most triggered I've been in a long time.