>People around me always talk about lifting and trying to size me up even thou I just lift amd don't like to talk about it except on this board
>Get new job
>Read on this board you should say you do zumba when they ask for lulz and to shut them off
>Constantly get asked what I do and I say zumba and skip around the park
>Everyone instantly believes this
>"Skipping in the park?"
>"Yeah man gives you a great cardio workout and works your legs, just look how big mine got from skipping"
>3 girls and 1 guy actually try it kek, 1 girl sticked to it
>She actually lost 10 pounds and still thanks me for the tip
>Wtfffff
>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
>Yeah right, 'zumba'
>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
>Suggest they search starting zumba
>One guy comes up to me asking me if I roid, I dont.
>He says his friend who is muh bodybuilder says it's impossible to get my size just though zumbo
>"Bro, I also skip and does your friend do zumba? No? Well he should try and see the great gains of zumba himself"
>Today he said his friend tried a zumba class last week and really liked it
>Zumba is the shit
What do you say when people ask you how you got Veeky Forums
>starting Zumba
top fucking kek
Kek'd
>>Suggest they search starting zumba
I kekd
jej
>Today he said his friend tried a zumba class last week and really liked it
kek
what have you done
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>Starting zumba
kek
desu it looks more like contempt mixed with tiredness more than disgust
FUCKING ZUMBA? OMFG REALLY? THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS OP HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the (You)
No man, thanks for the (You)
U mad bro?
I bet I've got more (You)'s in my collection than you
girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
>>Yeah right, 'zumba'
>>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
Looks like you're going to have to actually start doing Zumba.
Good luck, boyo.
Yeah right
*Lifts trench coat to show (You)s attached to belt
>starting zumba
My sides
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your (You) collection, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt.
he's an autist, he can't discern emotion
Heh, looks like (You) have walked right into my trap.
*trap door opens sucking (You) down*
*Attaches your unprotected (You) to belt*
Could have been a worthy opponent, what a shame
Wii fit and Zumba
No mate, this guy is the real autist in this thread.
>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
that's code: foursome
>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
op cucked himself.
My sides
>zumba for gains
see, this is the non autistic way to recognize each other in the wild. not that "feelin fit buddy" shit lmao
Zumba is not a meme
saved. maybe this finds its way into the sir-comic
I swear if someone here in Chile goes, "yeah zumba got me ripped" in front of me, I'm going to fucking lose it
Fuck off the zumba meme is like 6 years old
Might follow this guy's advice
I used to be a 400lb hambeast but dropped down to 190 over 2 years. Whenever anyone asked what I did I just say DDR.
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>>"Yeah man gives you a great cardio workout and works your legs, just look how big mine got from skipping"
I see what you did there.