Post fictional characters you wish were your gym buddy

Its too bad he would fuck my ass afterword :(

Who the fuck is this?

>tfw no sexy gym buddy to fug

idk, maybe Cyclops or .

They both seem like straight laced hard workers. I like that.

>raiderbro
>saber
>lee

Is he natty?

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Read ahead, even more feels.

>implying you wouldn't

Lets be real, he could teach me how to make mad crazy gains.

I don't think I'd ever stop working out

Maj. Armstrong was the GOAT

It'll never happen.. tfw.

GOAT

Remember when going super saiyan was special? I remember...

I pledge allegiance to the Body Improvement Club.

>Korra
>shoehorned lesbianism into a kids cartoon to win over tumblr

ugh they ruined the series for me. Zaheer was GOAT tho

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>wanting to train with a lesbian

I don't really see the downside of that

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I wish

looks way better than with problem hair

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My gym bro who's dead for two years now

You taught me so much. I always think of you when I'm in a gym. Miss you Marcel

Just talk shit to each other all day but no hard feelings and push each other to our max

Saber and shirou would be the shittest gym bros

Iskander would be the best though. After trying to conquer the iron, we'd go and pillage a nandos and then make friends with the police called to stop us and then be given free food as nd drink to go home with.

y-you don't mean the trip Marcel who posted in /plg/ who disappeared around 2 years ago do you

He posted on Veeky Forums but I doubt he would tripfag

Plus we are not from the US, so it's unlikely

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>You will never do Convict Conditioning with Iroh.

What a shitty world this is.

Viktor Nikiforov is aesthetic as fuck.

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>tfw no hawk-bro to push the limits of human potential with

>wanting a gymbro who got btfo by a half blind autist

>gym boss
>Alpha as fuck
>Great physique
>Natty
>Not a jabroni
>Will back you up in a fight with superior wrasslin' skills
It's like you guys don't want to make it

>won't fulfill my deep dark fantasies
Dripped.

Fuck you
youtube.com/watch?v=kw7IBJaN6rQ

correct answer

He's more a friendly rival to push you to do better

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>not wanting them superior mountain rolling gains

GUTSUU!!

I feel like he wouldn't want me as a gymbro tho, he's a loner

Well, Cyclops WAS. Then the 2000s happened.

Iskandar would be an amazing gymbro for sure. That said, I'd rather have Saber. I'd be so afraid to embarrass myself in front of her that it'd push me to new PRs. Besides, King Arthur is a personal hero of mine so being near even the girl version would be fucking great.

This.

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i didnt ask for this

What's with Japan and ottermode? Japs seem to go crazy over a dude with no muscle and some detail lines.

Vageta all the way. Yes Goku is stronger but he'd praise you and take it easy on you. Fuck that. Vageta would smoke you til you can hardly breath. He'd push you to your full potential. Make you earn them gainz.

>you will live to see the day when technology gets to a point that you could set your equipment up in a holochamber and have a gymbro AI right next to you
>"Lift it yourself, man. I can't help you, I'm a hologram."
>"That was great. You hit a new record."
>"Want to get shakes? Just kidding, I can't leave this room."
>"See you next light cycle."

>Vageta
>Vag
>Goddamnitkillme

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I would end a man's life to be given a year in the time chamber.

>vag eater

Who is this qt?

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true

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Body Improvement Club all the way.
Rock Lee's too emotionally exhausting in the long term (and really boy, 1000 bodyweight squats? What is this, crossfit?), and Saitama's encouraging in spirit but discouragingly OP in practice (and again with the infinite bodyweight squats).
They're also both fucking noodles.

BIC is comfortably neutral in terms of personality, interested in pure fitness for fitness's sake, are actually aesthetic, and are supportive of even the most weaksauce members.

Maybe the average Jap isn't really that strong even if he is healthy

Making even a semiathletic skinny manlet look good

Also possibly because little kids and teens read the manga and japs don't have a big liftan culture like burgers so thats what kids will probably end up looking like when they join an athletic club

What the fuck. I've seen this image so many times and only just now realised that it's not a balding poodle, but a greyhound in bubblewrap. That nigga's gonna overheat!

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>benched too heavy
>stuck with bar on neck, can't breathe
>"hey at least you tried amirite"
>"I heard they can use your brain scans to make you an ai after you die too user"

she is a squid not you're waifu

I hate how the show ended

Garrosh

>>shoehorned lesbianism
I didn't notice she was a dyke because they literally never mention it in the series.

VAHHHHH GEEEEEEEEEE TAAAAAAAH

I basically stopped reading all comics around 2003 or so.

Videl's quarter-blood, unborn saiyan baby went super in Dragonball Super to give Goku the power of the gods

Then later he went Super Sayain God Super Saiyan (SSJGSSJ) mode and killed Super Freiza

Later an alien develops a new super saiyan form while in the form of Goku, Super Saiyan Rosé

Super means nothing now

>power levels are bullshit

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They are when they rape the canon.

It was a joke because everyone knows power levels are bullshit and Team Four Star gave Vegeta a line saying so in dbz abridged.

>korra
Your thread is shit and so are you

Sabin suplexes trains natty

Anyone else hate their gym buddy?
He was a mutual friend who just sorta bugged me into going with him, saying we'd push each other harder. But really he's just an annoying fag. I miss going to the gym alone but too beta to tell him to fuck off

my gym buddy is too depression to go to the gym with me so instead he drinks and smokes.

This fucker right here, wouldn't have to utter a word the whole session and he'd know what he was doing.

tfw no gopnik gymbro

These guys are bros