FAT HATE SPECIAL EDITION: Dumping fat people with The Lakers Girls

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Are they wearing sleepwear?

It's literally Khan from next door

I remember this classic /sp/ thread.

At first glance I thought this was Simon Cowell

>know a fat guy
>really fat
>know he and his family aren't rich, but not really poor either
>he buys a 1-year gym card
>"good for you man, lets' go!"
>mfw he literally worked out ONCE with that card for the entire year

Maybe it is

Same, except when I bring it up he talks about how everyone at Planet Fitness is a doucebag

Like cmon, it's fucking PF. Everyone is old and fat

The effects of zika already obvious in this one. Microencephaly dude.

That's two dudes....right?

What is a Lakers lunch date and why is every person I've seen in these kind of pictures a manlet or obese?

Nobody knows

What use is that t shirt pocket on his ribs

Pocket sausage

Nice hover hand

LOL the stains on his tarp. The girls refuse to touch him

That fupa sticking out

Double hover hand

when will they learn

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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

THE HOVER HAND!!!

>tfw 4'7"

how is that shirt too big for him? what fucking size is it?

HOLY SHIT LOL

does anyone have a picture of a confident guy or girl in these weird photo ops? how much physical interaction is even allowed? can you just go up and give both of them a big side hug?

Wow, I thought this was fake at first.

Holy shit, that's bad.

... breh

both the saddest and funniest webm of all time

I seriously question if these guys want to be there. Like logically I know they do, but their expressions are so soulless that you can tell they gave up on their lives years ago. This was probably the pinnacle of their life, and it was brought to them because they regularly ate at one of the shittiest fast food chains in the country.

the fear in her eyes

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Is that Artie Lange?

cheese and gasoline

– Tu crois que c'est foutu?

– Bien entendu. C'est foutu depuis longtemps, depuis l'origine. Tu ne représenteras jamais, Raphaël, un rêve érotique de jeune fille. Il faut en prendre ton parti; de telles choses ne sont pas pour toi. De toute façon, il est déjà trop tard. L'insuccès sexuel, Raphaël, que tu as connu depuis ton adolescence, la frustration qui te poursuit depuis l'âge de treize ans laisseront en toi une trace ineffaçable. À supposer même que tu puisses dorénavant avoir des femmes – ce que, très franchement, je ne crois pas – cela ne suffira pas; plus rien ne suffira jamais. Tu resteras toujours orphelin de ces amours adolescentes que tu n'as pas connues. En toi, la blessure est déjà douloureuse; elle le deviendra de plus en plus. Une amertume atroce, sans rémission, finira par emplir ton cœur. Il n'y aura pour toi ni rédemption, ni délivrance. C'est ainsi.

Woah so this.... is what black men have to deal with.
No wonder they try to date out at every opportunity.

hahaha i thought these were all memes till i saw the vid of sausage manlet

This one just makes me sad.

I'm so glad I'm not an Amerifat. What a shitty country.

>implying you wouldnt like two hover hand two sluts

These are the only actual qt's in the entire thread not to caked with make up

this actually makes my heart ache lmfaoo

His head is literally the same size as their tits.

He has that look on his face that says
>I-I'm a n-nice guy though..!
look at that awkward ass smile. I would fucking kill myself.

>not caked up with makeup.

Should have gone to specsavers, mate.

Better looking you are, the more willing the girls are

Is that a child?

>that body language shying away from his wife towards the cheerleader
>his wifes grimace of shit

Actually adorable. He'll find a girl or guy that specializes in short dudes and make their day.

ah, the basis of my favorite pepe

Lots of black guys seem to love big women like that.

I was about to say the same. Shave the head of the left one and it's totally a dude in a dress.

Talk about embarrassing. They will never, ever learn.

This nig is 100% touching the booty.

It must be such a relief when they get somebody who's actually normal or decent looking, because you know 95% of everybody who goes to something like that is a fucking autist of more epic proportions than the typical /b/tard

The only possible benefit of this is he can motorboat with ease.

I came here to hate big people, not pity small people.

What, the guys?

this, mate

It's like somone scaled him down in photo shop or he's standing beside some Amazonian women.

the top of his head looks like a fucking hamburger bun

I've never understood how a person's head can get fat. The face and neck sure but does your fucking forehead start storing fat?

>be at a bar
>Not drinking
>Friends fat girlfriend walks in
>"Im on a diet i ordered a salad"
>its drenched in ranch
>figured that maybe she doesnt know that its bad for you
>talk to her a bit, she tells me that counting calories doesnt work and that she portions her meals
>proceeds to order wings covered in cheese and coleslaw
>Bitches that she hasnt lost a pound

I dont understand this shit, like if you dont want to lose weight thats cool, but to say you are when you eat my calorie limit for the day in like 1 meal is crazy.

it's probably just what happens when you eat at Carl Jr's long enough

Makes sense, considering he's meat all under.

>TFW to intelligent for fat storage.

Would you like to try our new EXTRA BIG ASS TACO?!? Now with more MOLECULES!

>TFW to intelligent for fat storage.
youre goddamn right he is

Nachos, hawaiian punch, and antidepressants

I'm seriously curious about what's in that forehead. Fats? Tumour? Just normal flesh?

I guess you just aren't smart enough to figure it out

I'm seriously curious about what's in that forehead. Fats? Tumour? Just normal flesh? Brain?

[spoiler] for real though, I reckon it's fat. Possibly a tumor though.
>Just normal flesh?
I doubt she has achieved natty head gains

Dumping fupa tier and worse gross shit

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The chick on the top right on the pic before looks like a boomer to me

Does that chick have two belly buttons?

Anyone lurking?

>open this
>dick suddenly becomes really cool and flaccid, like my testicles are attempting to drop away from my body so that my sperm become too cold to be viable as to never reproduce again

>bottom left: "Morbidly obese"
That image is almost surreal due to the lack of a clear message. In fact, I was reminded of putting flowers on a grave before realising the image of a bee on a flower was (I assume) meant to symbolise beauty.

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These threads can be slow, but yes. Read the timestamps on the posts and don't be impatient.

Veeky Forums is just mad that they still haven't proved this man wrong.

I know and share this feel

I work with the dead. I felt the same was. Plus since when would anyone want to be "morbid", or morbidly anything?

yea

It was more of a "hey am I the only one here"? I wouldn't have stopped dumping.

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I so rarely have things to contribute, but have something related in a tertiary sense.

how the fuck was this allowed on tv

This infuriates me every time I read it. Nothing else I've ever read or seen has made me cringe and seethe with rage as much as that pic. I may literally kill that fucker if I ever see him in real life.

Because you cannot prove him wrong.

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Of course you can't; he'll delete your comment.

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