*teleports behind you*

Do people on this board actually drink this sort of stuff? Why not just use caffeine pills or a good pre-workout?

>implying sips aren't a good preworkout

The two strongest powerlifters I know use white sips exclusively as a preworkout

Lurk more

I never said they weren't good, but they're 3x more expensive than a good pre-workout. Is it 3x better?

And are you a powerlifter? Are most of the people memespouting powerlifters?

What am I missing here?

>What am I missing here?

take a sippy sip and you'll see

Nonsipper detected

3x more expensive? Sips are $2 at any decent convenience store. They're half that if you buy a box. But can you real put a price on

>that first sip of the day

Eurofag here, we don't get that white sip

I'll give you a white sip bb

So you drink PISS?

I found white sips at corner stores in Paris and Barcelona. The European sip factory is in Dublin, I think. It's definitely over there if you look hard enough.

I'm not going to travel to Paris, Barcelona or Dublin for sips

t. Finland

>refuses to travel to other countries to acquire sips

Never gonna make it

I'll mail you sips straight from burgerville user

ITT: sip bros helping sip bros

It's £1-£1.39 at your local Tesco my dude

This is the one issue that can unite all true fitizens.
Let 2017 truly be the year of SIPS

You get them in Asda

Rockstar Energy is superior anyway.

>WAY cheaper
>uses actual glucose/sucrose not HFCS
>contains milk thistle extract for dat liver support
>made in the USofA
>has manly bitter taste rather than oversweet Monster faggy shit
>you're not paying for Monster's bullshit advertising everwhere HARDCORE EXTREME SPORTS BREH

>read in the voice of those two foreign guys on family guy

Get the fuck out of here

>tfw you think you're drinking authentic sips but you accidentally grabbed your buddy's Rockstar

I wonder what Trump sips on. There is no fucking way he's naturally so high energy. My guess: he drinks the best, Monster.

How don't you have them, we have them in NZ on the bottom of the world.

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*sips fedora*

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