Is amy schumer thicc or just fat? How to get physiqe like this?

>1000suns.jpg

Cheeseburger 5x5 will get you there.

She's no Trainwreck! Amy Schumer has knockout figure

Fat, but her cardinal sin is her sense of "humor", weird saggy cheeks (on her face), and her thin ass lips( also on her face).

>all the SS, GOMAD and 5/3/1 will never give you this size and thickness

gross and unfunny

Who would win in a fight? Her or Chloe Mortez?

The resemblance is just s-

THANKS HAES

imagining how she fits all those extra calories into that tiny mouth. it must liik like a Caterpillar eating a leaf.

This works with any blonde girl. Yeah, she's not funny but she still looks good. You know that if she told you "fuck me" you would do it.

This is a legitimate question

I hope somebody makes a thread about it

Only in her early days before she got popular. She had some semi decent jokes. Then she just got beyond fat became comedy centrals mrs.piggy that pushes the HAES motto. But during her first comedy central special she was semi decent but obviously on the track of spiraling to Mrs. Piggy.

Also not all blonds, shit, not even a good portion of blonds have this much resemblance between themselves and mrs.piggy. even the fat ones.

found the guy on nofap

>you would do it
Hell no you bestiality fuck

>40097797
>How to get physiqe like this?
1) Stop using a trip.
2) Eat like shit.
3) Tell bad jokes.

That should sort you out.

She's sloppy. Like her whole essence is just slop. Sloppy face, body, attitude.

Do you find ms.piggy attractive?

idk what you guys are talking about, she is a completely healthy, normal-sized woman. You only think she's "fat" because of society's sexist and unrealistic standards for women

>slop
>she's a pig

I see what you did there.

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I know you're just meming but this is legitimately upsetting that people think something is natural simply because it is frequent

That is fucking fat, fuck that fucking fuck

why are you hating on Amy Schumer user? She's a beautiful sexy woman and you need to keep your patriarchal beauty standards away

Yeah but I think pigs have more dignity or something. Like pigs only roll in shit because we make them. If you house train a pig it won't shit all over itself and then blame the patriarchy.

> beautiful,sexy woman
kek. not beautiful,not sexy. she looks like a fucking pig facially,her body is shit by society standards. muh patriarchy GTFO

>didn't know the opposite of strong
>fuck it no one will notice

Doesn't this show how "weak" minded she is?

She's chubby but would be thicc if she lifted but her face will never be ideal.

that're medium. they're hot, but not thicc or skinny.

the face, can change everything

>but thats why doggy style exists

>that
>medium

Please post what you think a thicc girl looks like.

T H I C C

HIGH TEST ALPHA MANLET COMING THROUGH LADS.

holy shit i never noticed but she's holding some kind of wrapper in her hand

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html

You tell me, Veeky Forums

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I can picture her in 20 years looking like a deflated balloon of cottage cheese. Italian girls like that age terribly.

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>thicc means fat

If your T levels are low just say so mate

The funny thing is that this is a photo shoot so this picture is photo shopped a crazy amount and she still looks like shit

Joke's on you, fatass. I'm not natty so my test levels are literally 10-15 higher than yours. Just accept that you're a chubby chaser and stop trying to push these gross hambeasts on the rest of us as thicc.

She's intolerable in every way. Shit humor, shit personality, ugly face and fat

Oh rly. Any?

Day 4th of noporn/nofap. Still wouldn't.

Woah calm down with that edge man. Your parents may come upstairs

Fat and repulsive.

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She looks like a powerlifter who only competes in deadlifts.

Mortez.
She has actual power and not just bulk.

>leibovitz
Oy vey

She's fat. You like fat girls.

Thought that too, could be a bow thing on her top tho. Weird that she'd hold it in the same hand as her phone.

THIS is thicc. Fuck fatties

be unfunny x failure

FAAAAAAAAAAAT

She is literally ms. piggy

Who? Hillary clinton?

Op

She is chub. Thicc needs muscle. Not quite fat but defs a bit chub. How do people get addicted to food? I have so much trouble eating enough.

Show a pic that highlights that.

Okay she genuinely looks fat there.

Yeah would probably fuck her. I'd just be worried i would fuck it up and shit myself or something and get into one of her stand up stories.

I love Michael I hope his life keeps being enjoyable.

>all that contouring and horizontal compression

this is real THICC

>Show a pic that highlights that.

You do realise you could make the thread?

Size 6-8 is a ~28in waist give or take a bit depending on the brand. She must buy brands that use vanity sizing.

She is fat. To achieve this physique you need to exercise in the use of photoshop.

Nope. The dick doesn't lie or discriminate. If I remain flaccid then I wouldn't hit it.

HNNGGG THICCC
Would let her stonewall my Jackson

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my fucking god, i will 100% never have a gf like that, not gonna make it lads.

to be fair her weight has fluctuated a lot, she was probably a size 8 at some point in the past few years but obviously has been pretty fat too

>Would let her stonewall my Jackson
This made me chuckle way too much.

Her standup sucks. Material and performance are total shit.

She hasn't been size 8 in many many years, but I honestly couldn't give a single fuck. Most people didn't care either way. She intentionally brought it to the spotlight because her 'talent' isn't going to keep the limelight burning too long, but a platform and spokesmanship will linger for a long fucking time.

I unironically remember this headline. Brb, puking

Amy is ugly, an unfunny, talentless hack who deserves to be impaled on a pike and roasted over a fire like the pig she is.

All you ugly fags on this board better be able to get with someone better than her, srs