Veeky Forums on suicide watch!

Veeky Forums on suicide watch!

guess they didnt count my 2 hour average

thin and im on antidepressants so I last forever. cant even get myself off sometimes. I wish I could have sex in a little under 2 mins.

i'd take cumming faster for more test/ less estrogen

would you guys become celibate for say.. 1500 ng/dl testosterone for your entire life?

Probably cause far fucks need constant breaks and can't do the fast fucking

this. i last forever. sex is pretty much just cardio for me.

>tfw years of jerking have permanently destroyed my sensitivity

But who would a woman prefer, a fat guy who lasts longer or a fit guy who dosen't last as long?
Also the fit guy would probably recharge faster and be ready to go again in a short moment while the fat guy would most likely be too tired and fall asleep.

Is that one of those cancerous snapchat stories?

Of all the things in my life, ejaculating while having sex with a chick requires the most focus.
Because I've jacked off way to much I'm used to being able to control the pressure on my dick, if I can't change it I have trouble getting off.
I'll accidently last too long and my dick gets so numb that I just have to give up and console the girl telling her that its not her fault.

108 seconds is so short. Even 7 minutes is short. How did the author even think this was a good comparison?

How do you stay hard? If I can't feel anything I just go soft
>inb4 gay I know

I'm not alone! I have never come with a girl, I'm pretty sure they thought I was incompetent or something.

I literally feel almost nothing from a blowjob. Despite being a good bit larger than average, anything short of anal I can fuck like a machine and not cum.

The only thing that got me off quickly was one time I cucked this guy and his wife kept dirty talking the entire time until she broke out the hitachi. She started in with the exorcist level orgasms, and I busted hard

quite literally happened to me two nights ago. Still fucked her four times

>tfw years of jerking have permanently destroyed my sensitivity
Same. I used to have to rub one out on my ex's arse because I couldn't finish inside her most of the time. She was a shit shag though.

>they thought I was incompetent or somethin
> incompetent

good news user, that sentence just proved them right

>I literally feel almost nothing from a blowjob.
iktfb
girls will be going at it for 15 minutes and have to stop cause their jaw locks up, and I'm not even close

Would you rather be athletic, dunk with two hands, run like Bolt and be objectively more attractive, slaying sloots left and right n getting mired
OR
Would you have two gallons of fat around your waist, a plumbers crack, goiter, high pressure and a bypass, just to be able to last 3 minutes longer

Stop fapping
Just see how long you last

>tfw iktfb
>tfw not alone

God damn Veeky Forums why does this happen? Two sexual partners in 2016, probably had sex anywhere from 60-70 times, only managed to finish once

>tfw can't talk about it or get any advice from friends without either being called humble brag or being called a bullshitter

because you jerk off too much.

Im supposed to be envious of 7 minutes of actual fucking? Im a fucking weirdo that has only banged a few chicks but always for at least 20-40 minutes. I cant tell if im an outlier or not lmao.

>gas tank for a sex machine

I guess, like if you put a 500 gallon tank of gas on a Ferrari so heavy it can barely drive

> Higher estrogen leads to a slower build for the orgasm

> Take steroids, get jacked, natural testosterone production ceases and body starts to produce estrogen instead

> Jacked and full of estrogen, look like a Greek God and fuck for hours

Problem solved.

How you finna fuck with no test genius?

I'm already on steroids, I am obviously not opposed to performance enhancing drugs

Well than just pop some Cialis and creampie hoes for a few hours

Nah, if you have any cardiovascular health at all you'll outlast 7 minutes lol.

But fat cells don't secrete extra estrogen.
How can I trust this article when there's at least one fact they didn't even bother to investigate?

>Have extra estrogen
>Now dick wont get hard

MHMMMMMM

>tfw I know this feel
If I really concentrate I can stay harder longer and cum slower, but I can't really enjoy the moment.
However after using my first dickage, itonly takes me acouple of minutes to get hard again, the second time I cum slower, I can get up to 5-6 dickages in one session, but more often than not the chick/mewould get tired/bored before using the lst coupleof dickages.

What I like to do is like alternate a few minutes of normal sex then a few minutes of cunnilingus, then a few minutesof fingering and go back to the dick, that way I can fuck longer and cum fucking buckets on her face like any sex session should be, besides I love eating pussy.
Can any IRL girl confirm if women actually like this or do they find it weird?

Why is this common?

If I'm with a girl I have fucked fewer than ~6 times, I can cum easily. But if I'm bored with her, it gets difficult. No condom helps a lot.

I can literally fuck indefinitely with a condom, or at least until I collapse from exhaustion or my boner nopes out after a few hours

Still takes minimum 45 minutes bareback, usually I just end up pulling out and jerking off on her face after a while because it's a fucking drag if I'm not trying to make an evening out of it

Why do you think this is happening?

happened with my first gf
>user why dont you ever cum when we have sex?

never happened with the next gf i had after her, turns out it was my subconscious saving my ass