I'm the fat girl

>being so dumb as to not recognize the hallmarks of COPYPASTA when you see it
fucking newfag

>he doesn't recognise an obscuure copypasta for 2 days ago. he must be new

Oh thanks for reminding me. I need to visit reddit.

Being pumped inbetween your flab is not considered going to the gym you fatfuck landwhale. This is a good gym routine:
1. Detect the presence of a whaling ship
2. Float to the surface by resisting the urge to fart
3. swim away but get still get harpooned
4. If you manage to escape, go fkn kill yourself you fat piece of shit
*fun fact: a chain smoker who drinks heavily has more of a chance of living longer than you.