Will lifting get me a Muslim gf?

they will not fuck you ever. and if u do somehow meet one that wants to fuck you. prepare to leave the country once she and her family goes batshit on you

You have a better chance graduating from UofT with a 4.0 GPA than bagging a sexy Muslim chick.

trust me, senpai. just stay away. Not worth your time.

What you study fork fag

I know. They're largely spoiled, and just want a sugar daddy. I lived with an Iranian bro in the village, and he was such a great guy. He was hilarious, and we always cooked food together.

If you're Shia, you will never, ever fucking EVER get any of that suni pussy.

I don't want to go for a Muslim girl. I'm just saying some hijabis are hot. I'm more into European girls and [some] Asians.

>Wanting to die in an explosion

Kine (obviously). Graduating this term. You?

I dated an Iranian chick who was the exact opposite of what you described. She was just so down to earth and had the most beautiful blue eyes. Really pretty and charming.

>tfw lost her

im at utm on the ball team, one of Muslim guys on the team told me the ones that volunteer for the free breakfast with the student union shit are slutty

Ya kafir stay away from our women

Are you in the YorkU Lifting Legion, by any chance? I sometimes train with the really strong dudes at Tait who compete in powerlifting.

Nah, never even heard of them. I normally don't train at Tait. Seems I'm not even near their level.

>210 bench, 315 squat, 345 deadlift

Are you at the Track then? Used to train there a lot.

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I go to UOIT, can I be your friend too, or is my school too shit?

Yeah I love training at the track, fewer people there and has all the equipment you need.

obviously theres Veeky Forumsfags two years after i graduated. I used to train at tait everyday.

All Canadians are friends and brothers

Guarantee I have seen you there. I used to work there. Great crowd of people. The Asians who lift there are chief. Keep an eye out for Rolls Royce. Dude is strongk.

are you a muslim man? then you'll get a muslim GF

are you a fit muslim man? they'll literally throw the girls at you

not muslim, but religion and maybe someone knows
how do i bag a mormon girl

>tfw no Canadian gf from Brampton Ontario

Of course bro.

Small world man, and I definitely know about the dude you're talking about! Really fortunate to be around cool and supportive people when you train.

I will keep my eye out for autistic looking Iranians whenever I'm in the track center from now on.

:') means a ton, thanks! My next lift is for you, brothers!

Converting to Islam will get you a Muslim gf

Yes I got lucky as hell but Muslim women are people just like you and me. My current gf wants me to marry her and I think I do one day soon. WAY more loyal then white hoes as long as you leave any side chicks you may have. NEVER ask for threesomes or that shit.

Fucked my 19 year old gf hard as fuck yesterday and came on her face after we watched Trump's inaug, she loved it.

>Fucked my 19 year old gf hard as fuck yesterday and came on her face after we watched Trump's inaug, she loved it.

She's a "Muslim", not a Muslim.

>Muslim women are people just like you and me

Good one. You'll die too.

I make her wake up and pray at like 5am every day, She faces towards Mecca all that. We have premariatal sex but aside from that she's Sunni all the way. I'm assuming you're probably some butmad Yemeni and I can assure you all the girls your family have assigned as candidates for your marriage have taken our white cocks.

bro muslims gfs are the freakiest chicks, i am in gta had my own muslim cutie down near vaughan. God damn, once you go hijab porn you dont go back

That looks an awful lot like V. King from Tulane my friend. Definitely a stone cold whore.

The only language muslim brains can understand is strength/power.

So yes.

If she's Muslim and age more than 21 she is 99% likely already married

>>nipple rings

My one and only weakness.

Fuckkkkkk. According to this thread Islam really seems to be the most redpilled religion

It's like you'll never get their pussy if you're not their religion. Sounds based af and look at the result. Their women most likely will stick with the rules!

My gf is muslim.
Her family does not wear the hijab because they chose not to, once you start you can never take it off.
She's not that religious but she's still muslim and so is her family.
She's hot and yes we have sex.
She's 20.

this is now a UofT Veeky Forums thread

>tfw just graduated and alumni AC/HH is too expensive

will i get blacklisted from u of t if i faked my highschool grades on the application form

Shia here and I'm married to a Sunni Palestinian I'm also in Ontario went to Humber north for pcp

If you look at her face you'll see that she's actually ugly.

Not gonna make it

Almost went there for a Masters of Education my guy. I don't feel like I missed that much. I've seen people sabotage books there so people fail exams. Sad!

Also to add she has tons of friends who are Arab and Muslim who have married white guys. Within the last year I can think of 3. I think if you hook up with one and end up fucking her and her family finds out either you'll have to convert and marry her o just drop her completely and ruin her family name within the community. I hate how in Muslim families the daughters can't do shit but their brothers are out doing the worst shit you could think of and the family never bats an eye. But I can honestly say that muslim girls are turning to white guys more because the men in the family seem to be very xenophobic.

أكره محجبات لكن إتعلم العربية

>She's totally Sunni guiz!
>Takes dick and cum from a non-Muslim dude at the age of 19

Okay m8, tell her to pray extra hard to Allah to forgive her lol. And what are you blabbering about Yemen exactly? Your autism is confusing.

how do i, as a pajeet get a muslim gf? (or any gf)

I'm from the gta too

>I'm from the gta

You can just say Brampton.

>as a pajeet

sorry bro

Get paki gf

>Are they into msucles?
They don't actually comprehend muscles.

I am dating an Arab girl, whose family is muslim. She, less so but still brought up around that stuff (she's only been in 'Murrika for four years).

Before she started dating me, she didn't even realize guys could be a shape other than a hairy pear. Not even joking. She seriously thought that was normal.

She's also continually amazed by my totally regular feats of strength because her previous BFs were total weaklings. I do sometimes show off and pick her up and put her on my shoulders like she's a toddler though (honestly not very hard: she's only slightly over 100 lbs).

Now that she has dated a dude with muscles, it seems as though she will not go back.

I feel you bro. Big tiddies and nipple rings for me. (My arab girl has neither unfortunately.)

that's what i want, they are usually muslim

No chance bruv unless you lie and say your pakistani

Tell them you dig their national team or something, Go watch a cricket game with them, for real.

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Is this true?

Im sri lankan and dated 4 paki girls in hs when i lived in sauga. A lot of them are pretty chill

>all these GTA fags on Veeky Forums

Someone nuke Sauga (and Brampton).

To

tfw Ryerson student

Meh it's not so bad the worst part of Scarborough is x100 better than the shit parts of like Birmingham

Go for Afghan girls usually their families are very liberal not even joking

>how do i, as a pajeet get a muslim gf? (or any gf)
Be as non-stereotypical as possible.

You can start by burning all your polo shirts. I know you have them, fucker.

Even in the case where a certain stereotype would be acceptable, like wearing a polo shirt to a country club, don't fucking do it.

Also, shave. Beards and especially mustaches are no longer for you. Yes, white dudes do it all the time. You are not a white dude. You cannot pull it off.

Tfw no Lebanese Canadian gf

Just visit a farm, plenty of muslim gfs out there

That's pretty accurate

>toronto thread on fit

don't graduate without a job boys, i graduated with honors from lifesci last year and have yet to find a job

You don't want the Muslims, user, you want the secular Persians or the Zoroastrians. There's plenty of them in the 6ix. I met the father of one last year and he fucking hates Muslims. He was talking about how retarded Canada is being for letting them in, saying that his generation left Iran to escape the psychos who adhere to that religion. It was pretty funny to hear, and he was so fucking serious.

You just talking about the "religious" girls or the ethnic chicks like Leah Jaye and Mia Khalifa because countless men have fucked them and nothing has happened.

If you want a lazy, bitching, hysterical, goldigger slut you should look for a Russian. At least they look good.

This user is right. My uncle is married to an Iranian women, absolute hell.

Why the hell would you want a brown, hairy, ugly woman?

I've fucked one. My buddy almost exclusively dates them. Horrible people to be with.

Fuarrrrrk i want to smash some dune coon punani so bad inshallah mashallah allahu akbar piss be upon him

How would you even get access to the forms? And why would you even want to go to the U of T? It's five times harder than high school where you already proved that you couldn't make it.

>rye high

Go to a real school, son

>muslime girl
>at /pol/
kek

Check my muslim girlfriend. Hehe

Coming from a Paki.

You wont.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT

Sikh here

All 5 of my exes have been pakis

It's easy, just be confident and just be yourself bro

Get out of this board you dyel cunt

:-)

How do you get a Muslim gf tattoo user

Dude that's nasty.

I'm eating breakfast here.

SFW board GEEZUS

I have a normal "fit" body - in terms of reallife principles.
I always get compliments on my face and have some tats as you noticed
She was falling in love with me the first time she saw me with my ex-gf in april15. Broke up with ex gf in june15. Muslimgf found my fb page in sept15 and told me she was looking for me since the first day she saw me.
Funny thing is she is 28 and i am 25. She was virgin at this time. Now she isnt.
Her fathers hates her. And she is seeing her family maybe once in 3 months. To be honest my parents and me are everything she has in her life - familywise. When i come home from work my aparment is always clean. First her husband and then herself. If you want to know how things are when you are with allahhuakbarGF.
I even troll her and always say allahhuakbar to her. Haha

Currently dating an ex-Muslim Egyptian-American chick, this is what I've discerned.
>They view white dudes as exotic, especially gingers and blondes.
>They like a guy who is physically strong and outwardly masculine.
>They like a guy who will protect them and take the lead (but isn't domineering - more on that later).
>Most Egyptians, Lebanese, Saudis, and Iranians studying here are somewhat secular IF they're religious.
>As an ex-Muslim she hates religion, she hates the domineering culture and how men treat women like shit. They want to be treated right, not like slaves. So being a gentlemen is a way to go.
>Even ex-Muslim men tend to be domineering because of their cultural background so you have better odds there as well.

Advantages
>They will cook you awesome meals all the time and not let you go hungry, great for gainz. Since their food is all olive oil, rice, beans, chicken, fish, fresh greens, and hummus this is the ultimate gainz fuel.
>Throwing off the oppression this chicks are amazing in bed and very passionate lovers.
>They become very attached to you which can be a negative if you want a fling.
>Tend to be really caring towards kids and animals.

Disadvantages
>Can be spoiled at times but this is easily handled by being firm.
>Can get clingy at times.
>If her family isn't secular than you may run into issues if you want to settle down with one. My GF's dad is a secular, liberal Muslim and doesn't care and is glad she's with me.

Mac3312

You hate girls who wear a hijab but you're learning arabic?

My arabic is pretty rusty but you're pretty good hombre

They're just like any girl, usually. The scarf probably makes them less likely to have sex outside of marriage, but that's not always the case. Talk with some, if they don't seem like they want to talk move on, if they do, go with it.

not necessarily. If they love you enough, they'll rebel against their family, and sometimes get disowned, but the disownedness rarely lasts. A girl I know moved in with a black guy straight out of the hood of detroit, and her family initially disowned her, a year later said "ok it's fine but you guys gotta get married right now." they didn't, and now they just accept it. Muslim families only disown if the parents are 45+ immigrants and worry about reputation, which isn't even close to being a big deal outside of the village they came from.