Go ahead buddy, keep lifting all those weights

Go ahead buddy, keep lifting all those weights

>Implying it will stop me from pulling guard and tearing out your knee in 10 seconds flat

Let's see you squat "Ass to Grass" after a heel hook.

Why are MMA and BJJ fags such autists?

They don't need to tip toe on egg shells and worry about being pretty enough for society. They are warriors who actually know how to express themselves with more than useless, heavy, extra flesh. They are confident and it shows and it only serves to make betas like you feel defensive about your "safe" space (that can be taken away in 10 seconds flat from a heel hook).

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grecoroman wrestlingfag here. last time a BJJ guy wanted to roll with me he popped into his guard, so i squatted ass to grass, grabbed his ankles, and threw him up like flipping a table. then i got his back and suplexed him until he submitted.

>pulling guard and tearing out your knee in 10 seconds flat
Enjoy your lead dinner nigger

in all seriousness; you have actual autisn

>implying one of my friends wouldn't club your dome as soon as you started gaying all over me

No rules in real life bud. You wanna roll around on the floor someone will bop ya

>semicolon
>"in all seriousness" cannot stand as an independent clause

At least I don't have fucking down syndrome

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