Be me

>be me
>RA at my university
>squat 410, deadlift 460, bench 250
>one of my freshmen residents lifts
>weighs 150, says he squats 225 but I've never seen him lift
>wants to olympic lift
>asks me for advice, tell him to focus on squats, deadlifts, bench press, press, pullups for now and do olympic lifts once he is stronger
>ignores me, starts taking advice from some "olympic pro that's training him for free"
>guy has him only do snatches, but no power cleans
>5 months later, ask my resident again how much he squats and how much he weighs
>"squat 250 for 4 at a body weight of 157"

should have listened to me, son

>bench 250

>bench 250

that is a bad statistic, amigo

>ask my resident again how much he squats

Will you people please just stfu

nick?

Not nick, does this sound familiar to someone you know?

>OHP 165
>bench 270
>squat 325 ATG
>Dead 365

>only started lifting again 5 months ago

nigga step up

just the RA part and stats lol

kill yourself faggot, those are shit

post stats and body

>squat 410, deadlift 460, bench 250
SS claims another victim

I don't need to prove I'm better than a beta faggot like you when I already am. just, my man

that's what I thought. very poor bait. 2/10 for effort

That's what I said to your mom you fucking nigger

You forgot to post your body

kid we both know you're an angry tryhard virgin using this poor attempt at "trolling" to make a connection with another human being in your sick, miserable way

please be about your business, men who lift heavy things only ITT

Go to bed, son

you're going to keep replying as long as someone quotes you, huh?

Nice blog.

He made good progress and worked toward his goal of olympic lifting. You must be jelly that he has way more potential than you with those shit stats.

Kys, retard

>25 lb squat increase in 5 months
>Good progress

Pick one m80

While only gaining 7lbs.

Thats pretty good. He also went from 225 1rm to 250 4rm.

the 225 was for reps he said

beginner detected

7 lbs in 5 months isn't good if this guy is trying to get bigger you fucking retard

But he wants to Olympic lift?

You should really try and increase that dead, dyels shouldnt be deadlifting the same amount

He said he's trying to get bigger

>>be me
>>RA at my university
>>squat 410, deadlift 460, bench 250
>>one of my freshmen residents lifts
>>weighs 150, says he squats 225 but I've never seen him lift
>>wants to olympic lift
>>asks me for advice, tell him to focus on squats, deadlifts, bench press, press, pullups for now and do olympic lifts once he is stronger
>>ignores me, starts taking advice from some "olympic pro that's training him for free"
>>guy has him only do snatches, but no power cleans
months later, ask my resident again how much he squats and how much he weighs
>>"squat 250 for 4 at a body weight of 157"
>should have listened to me, son

You can't read

450 lb squat
405 diddly (I didn't do them as much as squats)
315 bench bby
185 ohp

>deadlifting less than you squat
>calling it diddly

jesus christ fucking kill yourself

wtf are you saying nigger

Come back when those are actually a body weight multiplier greater than 1.5

You can't read

kys

>triggered fatty detected

kissless virgin detected

I'm actually amazed that you can comprehend my posts given your earlier display of breathtaking stupidity

This is OP you fucking idiot, just because I didn't say in the original post that he wants to get bigger doesn't mean he didn't also tell me that. Holy fuck end your life

>be OP
>write post saying one thing
>get called an autist
>decide that I want to retcon my own post to save face on an anonymous Sumerian clay pot baking forum instead of just moving on

Or

>be buttmad poster who can't read
>get called an autist
>decide to pretend to be OP to save face on an anonymous Sumerian clay pot baking forum instead of just moving on

I don't know which one is worse

commit suicide

Which one is it?

Just out of curiosity

I'm fucking your mom as we speak

I have two dads

wow you really are a faggot

ITT people lying about their stats to impress autists on a japanese origami posting board

ITT An OP whos made literally the worst shitpost i have ever laid my eyes on

ITT people telling other people to kil themselves as if it was funny the first time
mfw

kek

Quality thread

>he didn't pick up his complimentary twink when he logged into his Veeky Forums account
Are you gay or something?

What if OP is telling the truth

then its even worse than I though

learn to spell you bitch

Are you dead yet?

Yes

fuck you

This is possibly the best thread I've ever been a part of