Prostate Massage

Prostate Massage n00b here. What do I need to know about getting my grapefruit grappled? My family has prostate issues and I think preventative care is the way to go.
I've been trying to find a place that will do prostate massage online, but it seems like there is none in my area. Can I get something online that will do the trick (meaning massage my prostate)?

Share some stories! When was the first time you got you prostate massaged? How has the practice affected your quest for fitness?
Thanks!

aw hell yeah

sauce?

Go to an Asian massage parlor. They'll do it. You'll have to em request it during the massage though.

I mean is it gonna be good or am I just gonna have some scared asian lady f-stop my b-hole

Can I let my gf massage my prostate and still be the alpha in the relationship?

if you live close to me ill massage your prostate for free you little bitch... with my dick

She won't be scared I promise.

no thank

You didn't even ask him to post a pic before you said no. Werido.

use this

rude

I'm on the site. Why are there 7 different prostate massagers for sale. How different can they be

I think it's size and material mostly.

I have one that looks similar to this.
Makes fapping 10x more intense desu.

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there is a threshold for cumming in which the dick goes numb from intensity. i can hit the limit without having to use anal, it would actually become less enjoyable if i did. lol at you if you arent skilled enough for this hahaahaha

i tried those, it didn't do anything for me. Made jacking off a little better but i never got to the full body orgasms they claim you can achieve

same, I only achieved full body with a 9x6 dildo. no homo

Fuck user I think there's something wrong with you. You probably have this mental disease called "heterosexuality", I think you should go to a psychiatrist to work out your issues and become a normal gay member of society... I mean it's 2017 right? Come on man.

Does heterosexuality mean your prostate doesnt work

being heterosexual doesn't make your prostate not function.

Yeah. It also means unlike a normal well-adjusting member of society you don't like getting hard meaty cock pounded into your raw bleeding arse until you shit blood and mucus. Being attracted to women is just gross man, go to a shrink.

Yeah. Prostate cancer is a bitch

Its 2017, just be gay. No one cares anymore.