>stopped getting gains a couple of months ago >got the idea in my head that I could use placebo effect >inject myself with sugarwater before every workout so body thinks it's roids >see a moderate improvement so think there might be something to it >wake up this morning with sharp intense pain in my wrist >hand wont stop shaking whenever I try to do anything with it
I'm too scared to go to the doctor. Does this sound severe? Or is it a temporary thing. If I stop using my placebo will it fix itself?
This is probably unrelated right? If injecting roids is harmless to your vain surely sugar water can't do any damage. Please calm me down bros
How would this give me diabetes? My insulin can still break it down
Samuel Foster
Wtf
Sebastian Myers
>injecting fructose into your blood Dextrose (glucose) is the only type of sugar you're ever supposed to inject. Injecting table sugar destroys your kidneys and liver. Bro you need to go to the doctor.
Ryder Barnes
fuck fuck fuck
thanks for the fast response. freaking out hard gonna go now
had no idea sugar was fucking harmful
Jose Roberts
Literally would have been safer to do actual roids you retard
Robert Richardson
wow you sound really smart for such a fucking moron
Wyatt Martin
Probably bait, but I can easily imagine some retard on Veeky Forums doing this.
Zachary Roberts
This is a joke right? Like I sympathize if you're serious but I really can't imagine anyone actually doing that
Thomas Bell
this
Alexander Lee
I'm just want to see where this goes. Also, this shit is ending up on Reddit. Add me in this screen cap . /r/music is trash. We get it you were bullied in high school. Make the title something Witty so I can find it fast.
Easton Cooper
Is this seriously fucking real fucking hell nigga
Jackson Martin
>injects sugarwater into his vein
Dude.... Never go full retard!
Michael Roberts
>not injecting saltwater into your veins You fucked up, breh.
Jaxson Foster
Yes , it is , the way you did it , yes . Go and see a doctor RIGHT MEOW , and please remove from your noggin the following phrase :
"I'm too scared to go to the doctor"
Please , there is nothing wrong in going to see a doctor, i hope you get well soon.
Landon Ward
Post something... ANYTHING hinting that this is true. Nobody can be this dumb.
Julian Thompson
Do you know what website you are on ?
Christopher Lee
>injecting sugar water to get an edge in the gym nigga what the fuck
Justin White
Please be bait holy shit.
Christian Bell
holy shit
every time i think "that's it, this was peak retardation" someone has to go ahead and prove me wrong
and it's >always here
Andrew Price
>injecting sugar into your arm >not doing whatever it takes
pick one
Sebastian Howard
Taxi is down stairs going to hospital now.
Will update you guys when I get back if this thread is still up
Thanks again to the user who explained the situation. I feel like I'm gonna fucking cry this was so retarded.
Chase Gomez
Nah this is fucking bait.
Brody Adams
Don't forget to take pics jr. this is history in the making
Jose Bennett
Dude opie's gonna die. Posting in an epic bread. Include me in the screencap!
Zachary Thomas
Dude, dont worry , i have made mistakes also , and probably everyone in this thread, you have to learn from them, we all do.
Now , get your ass to the hospital ASAP.
Christian Bennett
Just tell the doctor you fucking injected sugar or he won't be able to help you. It won't be the most retarded thing he's ever heard of, maybe. Make sure he realizes you're sane but just retarded, tell him you thought it would make you get big muscles.
Lucas Jenkins
fucking kill yourself my dude
Xavier Phillips
The point of a placebo is you don't know you're getting a placebo.
Ryan Gonzalez
F
Brandon Bell
F
Matthew Campbell
F
Tyler Robinson
you sound like a fucking nerd
Joshua Bennett
I feel bad guys
Bentley Brown
Your point is valid, but lost on someone that thought it would be a good idea to inject himself with sugar water
Liam Ross
reddit.com/r/Veeky Forums/comments/5pn6m5/fitizen_tries_using_psychology_to_get_gainz/ Fuck you for not adding me in the screencap
Daniel Reed
What screencap?
Lincoln Jones
plebbit fag get out
Noah Watson
Seems like bait but crazier things have happened on fit. Remember when tyvd killed that kid? You're next op
Benjamin Thomas
OP will surely return, eventually.
Aiden Nelson
Oh no he won't. Dubs and he dropped dead going down the stairs
Bentley Nguyen
dafuq did i just read.
Michael Hernandez
Please be real, sugar user.
Isaiah Flores
no
Jordan White
fuck me this cant be real
Lucas Gonzalez
>user got to the doctor >doctor is there something wrong with me >you kill self with sugar i sorry >what >you have month live, say goodbyes >no >yes
Asher Mitchell
...
Hunter Bennett
Honestly his best course of action would be to flush out the sugar with a syringe full of air.
Andrew Collins
>got the idea in my head that I could use placebo effect you knowing it's sugar doesn't make it placebo. next time ask your friend to inject you with something, hopefully his semen
Jaxon Foster
>syringe full of air
Pulomary emboli (air) are fun!
Chase Kelly
Based user giving material for SIR's next comic already.
>2017 >Not on a maple syrup IV to get the edge at the gym >Not cruising at 500mg of dangerous """placebo""" for those easy natty gains
In all seriousness, hoping for the best for OP though. Get well soon bro.
Austin Sullivan
stop that we don't want him breeding
Thomas Moore
>be user >Inject sugar in veins >Get diabetus
CANT make this shut up
Hunter Bell
Karl >Underrated post
Jackson Reyes
This, nobody forget this shit come december
Joshua Barnes
He's done it now boys, he's lost it completely.
Thomas Hall
Sugar is necrotic to your vasculature
You are literally destroying your gains by doing that. Like literally breaking down muscle and killing it for good
Hudson Stewart
How many scoops of IV sucrose to leave humanity behind?
Mason Hall
>injecting yourself with sugar so that the body will "think" it's steroids This is some ebin bait right? Yoy can't be this stupid and if you are i suggest suicide because you ain't getting far in life