Mirin stories

>at meeting
>Like 40 people there making various proposals and shit
>After first section of the meeting (three hour long sessions) guy comes up to me and asks to talk
>Say sure, go outside for a smoke with everyone else
>He doesn't follow
>Turns out cigarette smoke offends his lungs
>We end up talking at the end
>Nice chat, generally nice dude, has some good sbit to say
>His sister comes out
>Immediately asks me for contact info
>I hesitate cause I don't have a pen or anything
>She asks for email and I tell her as she types it in her phone
>At this point her brother is trying to leave
>They gotta catch a bus
>She keeps talking to me
>She keeps laughing and touching my arms and chest
>We all start walking toward their bus stop because I parked on the way
>Due to a recent snow the sidewalk and roads were really icy and she was having a hard time walking cause she wore heels
>Asks me to carry her
>Brother "jokingly" tells her to not be stupid
>I half jokingly tell her I'd be willing to carry her, trying to play to both sides
>Thankfully she doesn't actually try to get me to carry her cause if I slipped on the ice and fell I might not be able to do deadlifts anymore
>We get to my car and she gives me her phone number, to help me "contact either of them" for project ideas.
>I drive away

Did this guy just see his sisters panties get wet? What's that even like?

>She looks a lot like pic related for those who are interested

not really a story
>be friends with 2 girls
>both attractive and I am falling for them
>both of them notice I have been getting in shape
>complement me by saying I look bigger somehow
>one of them is going through a breakup and we constantly chat
>go out like 3-4 times just the two of us
>she laughs a lot when we are together
>sends me pictures, including pictures of her
>she says random nice things about me, I respond by complementing her fashion style, charm and wits
>make a move, tell her I find her interesting and fun to be around,
>it ends there

t-thanks lifting

haha you should fucking KILL the bitch haha yeah ice her

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NO

That sounds like it won't get me laid

In this situation you should always carry the girl. Always. You don't have to do it for long but it is a simple and powerful display of you being a dominant male.

with petite qt, fucking her while standing up and holding her
"wow you're so strong user"

reminds me as well that girls always ask to go on my shoulders at music festivals too and tell me how strong after

but the best one is, that I'm always the guy that people ask to open hard to open lids

>doing bodyweight workout at track
>pullups - slow, no wriggling, steady
>passerby tells me I look sexy doing them
>y-you too...

Actually did say almost that - told passerby that he would look just as good when he could do them

Tell us more!

>masters student
>just started lifting again a month and a half ago after 3 years off
>throwing a party at my apartment this weekend
>friends I haven't seen since I started lifting again complimenting me all night
>people asking me for advice on routine, diet, supplements
>talking to qt most the night
>we've made out in the past
>ask her if she wants to stay over
>she doesn't
>someone the next morning posted in the fb event "user was so swole last night"

It was a solid 7/10 night

this qt little azn girl I live with said that she wishes her boyfriend would work out and get a bit bigger like me.

i-i guess that counts.. still dyel as fuck though.

>at supermarket
>female shopper looked in my general direction

Holy shit she was totally mirin my gains, I know she wanted my dick.

>Veeky Forums mirin stories

>make a move, tell her I find her interesting and fun to be around,
That's not what "making a move" means you dipshit

>asking
You just had to carry her into your room user wtf its your house
>tell her I find her interesting and fun
Lol you write down what you're thinking about doing then do the opposite

You guys need to be more direct

Problem i have with mirin stories is that nobody ever posts their body or face to show how aesthetic they are to get mired.

You don't have to be zyzz tier aesthetic to get mired, just be lean with some mass and have a handsome face.
That said most stories are fictional.

This just happened
>public library
>waiting for elevator
>door opens and a thic MILF is inside
>walk in and press my floor button
>notice shoelaces are loos so I just tuck them inside
>milfs tells me to just tie my shoes
>i just look over and smile
> and then she says if you dont know how ill tie them for you
>door opens and she power walks out

Wonder what she meant lol

Here you go

She meant shes a woman and you're a manchild little boy who still needs his mommy

Get played bitch boy

Just like my chinese cartoons

she waa trying to be cute and start a conversation but your patronising smile embarrassed her and she dropped her spaghetti.

or this

>not wanting roleplay mommy to jerk out your poison

>2017
>still falling for girls.

If they ain't falling for you, you're doing it wrong. Falling for women is the biggest mistake you can make. Fucking losers on this board.

There's this milf with auburn hair that's in great shape I see in the morning almost everyday
>be me relatively fit, 5'11 210, visible abs
>always catch her looking when I get a drink of water
>do calf raises on machine
>she walks over, stands right next to me facing away and bends over for awhile fumbling with her keys or something
>finish my set and tell her that I'm done if she needs the machine
>she smiles, says yes and I start walking away
>says thanks and I just look back and smile
I keep forgetting to check her hand to see if she's wearing a wedding ring. Maybe one day I'll get the balls to start a convo.

I think im desensitized to mires. I dont notice if a girl is staring at me or is into me or anything. I usually just go out and girls start talking to me and I pick one i want to fuck and thats that.

Girls have to really come onto me hard for me to even give them enough attention to notice their interest. I think thats what makes them even more attracted.

Its happening a lot more often recently, ive been chewing a lot of mastic gum for a good month or 2 now & lifting moderately. I think the gum is making my face more muscular and it rests in a confident position. The lines on my face around my nose are dissapearing and new lines are appearing in my cheeks and my masseter is bigger. Cheeks looking more hollow.

Overall the biggest change is that i wear a cap forward on my head and for some reason i think it gives me an alpha power look over my shitty haircut & hairline. I also have a new
forearm tattoo that I see in my peripheral and it magically boosts my confidence and Ive been less of a pussy than i used to since im getting laid regularly and im wanted more than ever.

lol

Who's gonna stop you? She certainly won't

This is from about a year and a half ago so I was lifting for like a year
>junior year of high school is ending
>friend who is foreign exchange student is going back to Germany
>there's a pool party for her (a little back story, I was also dating the foreign girls host family's friend)
>the girl of the host family is a senior so all of her senior friends there too
>I've spent all year trying to get Veeky Forums and finally am able to show off my gains
>think nothing of it all night just having fun with everyone
>my girlfriends friend is talking to her saying something about how she wishes her boyfriend worked out and was glancing at me
>my girlfriend says yeah he has nice pecs (to me) blah blah blah
>fast forward like 20 minutes and Im getting out of the pool and the girl is right at the stairs and I said something to her because we were kinda friends too
>I was looking around for one of my friends and when I turned my head back around I caught her trying to touch my chest and she quickly pulled back and was like "I just wanted to feel your pecs" and I just kinda laughed and walked away

At the time I just started dating my girlfriend so I was more focused on her and not other girls, which is why I didn't make much of a move. Also that girls boyfriend is skinny fat as fuck and they've been dating for almost 3-4 years now

>pic is of me that night

Ay mastic chewer here
It actually fixed my mouth posture, if I try to pull my jaw backwards it hurts

>talking to her

I meant to say talking to one of her friends

I'm 6'0

Being Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums I get mires DAILY

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

>Thankfully she doesn't actually try to get me to carry her cause if I slipped on the ice and fell I might not be able to do deadlifts anymore
This was my favorite part.

underage b&

post a pic

>Y-you're interesting and fun to be around

wew lad

What kind of gum do you use? Is that something you order online or pick up at a vitamin store?

"Chios gum mastic" is chewing on hard plastic tier, it comes in a yellow box on amazon and i use it maybe once a day. This is the hard stuff that is pure form

FALIM mastic gum is softer but it still is harder to chew than regular pussy gum plus it has no additives so I chew like 3 pieces a day and its also on amazon

>Lying on the bed next to fwb after sex
>Start flexing my biceps like the retard I am
>"user you're so vain and arrogant, ugh"
>Keep flexing while smiling, looking to my biceps and looking back to her"
>"You're so childish"
>She starts laughing, jumps over me and starts touching and biting my arms.
>"OMG, you're so strong..."
>Second round yee-haw!

>ask her if she wants to stay over
>she doesn't
Wtf is this? Is getting rejected supposed to be cool?

And if I'd slipped and paralyzed us both? It was really slippery out.

>making your stomach consume itself
Muh face gains!

lmaooooooooo

Couple weeks ago I posted a mire story about this qt black girl
Recent developments/details
-Works in STEM
-Owns more books than me
-Wants big family
-Has avoided Dating to focus on career
-Was D1 soccer player in college
-Hair is natural

>go over to her house to pick her up for dinner.
>she sais "come on in and make yourself at home, I'm almost ready"
>looks over and sais "be nice!"(someone i can't see)
>haven't been here yet, step inside and am instantly greeted by 3 girls lounging with books in pyjamas. Watching some documentary or something.
>They're all giving me that "Who is this guy" look
>One whispers "oh he IS big" Women laughing
>instantly turn red
>"It's cause I ate my vegetables"
>shit my autism
>Somehow this comes across as funny and laughing ensues
>"funny too"
>Casual greetings, Getting quizzed, I sense that I'm passing the friend test.
>Qt comes downstairs and we leave

This is twice in the last month m8s.. and this girl is LEAGUES ahead of me.
What is happening.

Got my first mire last weekend
>go to meetup with /k/ autists
>weather was warm so I've got the window down and my arm on the door
>pass by grill coming from church
>she looks at my arm, looks away, then looks back and stares at it as I pass
>next day, be at work
>qt grill stares at my chest while I'm standing around on my phone
> continues staring while glancing down when I look at her the whole time she's there

W-were all gonna make it, aren't we guys?

jfc pls be troll

Imagine how most dudes respond to a hot chick with a banging body. It doesn't matter what dumb shit she says or if she even has a personality, she gets positive attention anyway, everyone treats her well.

Chicks are the same with attractive men. You're actually better off making bad jokes rather than clever jokes as long as they're clearly jokes so they know when they're supposed to laugh.

>not telling her "then do it."
You let me down, son.

Are you white? Smart black women love white men.

>go over to her house to pick her up for dinner.
>she says "c'mon in n make yo self at home white boi, almost ready yknow"
>looks over and says "act white, nigger!" (someone i can't see)
>haven't been here yet, step inside and am instantly greeted by 3 girls lounging with books in pyjamas. Watching some documentary or something.
>They're all giving me that "Who dis cracka" look
>One whispers "lawd he BE big" Women laughing
>instantly turn red
>"It's cause I ate my vegetables"
>shit my autism
>Somehow this comes across as funny and laughing ensues
>"he funny too"
>Casual greetings, Getting quizzed, I sense that I'm passing the wigger test.
>Qt comes downstairs and we leave

>5'11 210, visible abs
You're delusional. Post pic of abs or you're a fucking liar.

t. 5'11 175lbs at 8% bodyfat

MANLET DETECTED

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

MANLET DETECTED

Yes, although this is the first black girl I've ever dated.
That's Stereotype as fuck.
Not even worth the kek.

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kek

Been seeing a girl casually for 6 months

She gets me to do a stupid bodybuilder pose routine while I flex. She eye fucks me all over especially my ass and glutes (thanks ss) and when I get to her she's soaking wet

>69 of truth

is that fucking leafy?

It must suck having to find one off stories to tell. I'm not even in the best shape and I'm constantly dealing with this mirring because I'm good looking :) :)

Also

>go to dentist
>milf-ish lady there was always polite and factual previously
>haven't been there for about 6 months, during which I have worked out a lot
>she smiles, keeps eyecontact instead of looking at her notes and asks what I'm reading
>mfw she giggles by me saying "Hemingway"
>i-it's something

But it was a good joke, aside from it being a meme or not.

>New Year's Day
>I'm a waiter, getting that sick time and a half
>last table of the night are two attractive girls
>one leaves their number on the table before they leave

Same to be honest lad

If I wrote down every little thing that happens to me like these nerds do it would fill a thread

The king of Veeky Forums is back

kek

youre making it

I guess I'm around 13% bf. Visible abs not defined

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wow you delusional fat fuck

What did you mean by this?
It makes your stomach consume itself?

You're 18% at least dude. You have love handles.

Do you know what abs are?

Yesterday I got asked to be a topless waiter by an attractive friend for a hen's night party this weekend.

dude youre like 20%. yeah your obliques show slightly but there's fat everywhere else

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I think hes talking about how when you usually eat something your digestive system prepares itself for the food youre about to swallow

When you chew gum the digestive process is working as if food will be swallowed and the acids and corrosive liquids become dormant in the organs and consume the interior walls since nothing is there to be digested which can lead to ulcers

>5'11" 210 visible abs
nigga I'm 5'11" 190 lifting three years, no fucking way you're 210 with visible abs

Would that imply that chewing gum could help digestion if there's already food in your stomach?

Well I guess I am delusional. Time to clean up my eating and do more cardio. Thanks guys! I'll post a new pic in a few months when I'm actually 13% bf.

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>visible abs

Ehh try googling it for a real answer but id guess that excess digestive juices would lead to some kind of irregular over disgestion and diarrhea

>squat day
>first time with 455 on bar x5
>newer to gym, look dyel but super strong
>thanks SARMS
>haven't revealed power level yet
>bunch of NYR and regulars, gym is packed
>hit it x4
>go for five, hit past hip pocket and slowly climb up and let out a "fuck"
I'm autistic, I know
>slow step forward and rack weights, look in mirror
>most of gym staring right at me and looking impressed
>embarrassed and hurriedly start unracking weights
>dyel gym bro starts helping and chatting with me
>says legs are huge
Don't believe him, because body dismorphia and such
>shakes my hand afterwards and says "see you later, bro!"
>mfw

>a few months

GL

Bro are you calorie counting at all? And what about cardio?

Yeah now that I think about it its going to take a lot longer.

>What is happening.
You're getting extra bonus points for being white.

Lift 5x a week and cardio 3x a week. When I lived by myself I had no problem staying lean but I've been living with my rents for a few months and my mom doesn't cook healthy.

I appreciate your dubs, but you need to do something that'll get you away from that bro.
>be your own man
I'm guessing you're older and you shouldn't be living with your rents still. It'll cuck you mentally and you'll never be successful with your lifts or your life

not responding
>"i bet there's a few things you could teach me"

c'mon dawg

Yeah I know. I graduated in august with a petroleum eng degree. All my friends I graduated with went into different fields because the oil industry was in a lull but I wanted to stick with it. I've got some good leads now though so hopefully I'll be out by end of February.

ehhh. do a 1k cal defecit and you can do it in 3 or 2 if you do it even harder than that. just get a gram of protein per pound to conserve muscle

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kek'd

Is this Josh maisel, I went to hs with you, dweeb

I get car honks when I walk the dogs without a shirt *in a big city...hot here.

Middle aged women comment on my legs when I'm hiking in my short shorts.

No great specific stories. Other than gay dudes.

(I am a robot)

our boy Hemingway

BURN that shit!!!

I get my butt mired constantly at university
>be walking too class
>sweatpants that show off my glutes
>walk past black chick with a nice ass wearing red leggings
>she turns around and sees me checking her out and says "hmmm daddy got a booty".
>smile and keep walking