Have you ever fapped to yourself?

Yeah, I record myself doggystyle and then fap like i'm watching some porn
The thought of fucking another man repulses me but I'd fuck myself

>*PFFFFTHHHHHHHBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAP*

yep, every once in a while in summer when i was riiiiiipped to shredz. i'd fap only once a week, so it didn't take much to get me aroused. also the money shots were real.
>tfw fapping in front of the mirror and shoot huge cumloads on said mirror

Veeky Forums - fitness

It means you are fucking gay.
That being said, I masturbated twice yesterday. Once in front of the mirror and the second time I came at the sight of looking down at my huge quads and dat dere Adonis belt. I haven't watched porn since New Year's but non-nude pictures are still allowed.

I did this except I shot video of me dancing until my jeans fell off my butt cheeks

I think I had a fetish for ass cracks or clothes coming off or something but I fapped constantly to my own butt before

Are you gay?

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I don't think so.

>girl thinks of mirin
>actually mirin myself in the mirror

thats as far as it goes though

I was hoping someone would post the green text of the kid tapping to his own conception...

When I'm sending dick pics to girls my Johnson always gets diamond hard

yesterday i noticed my back was getting juicy so i fapped while looking at my back in the mirror

works better than porn and i get to notice how my body is changing

no homo obviously

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I've masturbated to my own mirror reflection
It's all good senpai, it just means you're aesthetic.

This is the most retarded meme I've seen on here since 2010.

What happened in 2010?

First time I came here.

it mean you're just a really lucky guy.

This is my favorite meme right now.

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HNNNGGGG

Why do normie girls never wear lingerie/stockings like that? She looks fucking 18 and has the underwear of a pornstar. Shit man, this gets me diamonds.

I have a thick ass/quads like a girl so sometimes I put on panties, stockings, and a skirt and fap to upskirts of my own ass.

They all wear outfits like that. They love to be sexually objectified, its wired in their DNA. You just have to be a real player to get them to open up that side of themselves to you.

Nigger if you've never fucked next to a mirror and mired yourself/your muscles flexing Bateman-style when pounding a girl, you're a a 100% full blown homosexual.

If you're in a serious relationship or have been fwb with a girl for a while ask her to start wearing/doing new stuff that you want, it isnt rocket science.

>fapped to yourself

Nah man. My ex was down to literally anything, but getting her to buy some proper stockings and suspenders (or whatever that's called in English) was a damn pain. Took me months to get her to do that and she'd only wear it if I specifically told her to do so. Was a huge turnoff.

Veeky Forums really is the most depraved, perverted board in all of Veeky Forums. Not even puke porno or scat is that weird my dude.

>Look in the mirror while fapping
>Stretch open ass and play with butthole pretending its a girls
>Cum buckets

>he cant into BRAPPposting

BRRAAAAAPPPPLLPBLLFLBLLFLB

yes, most of the time I imagine i'am a girl(male) and I'am having sex, kisses and cuddles with myself (or a better fantasy version of myself)

(male) simply because i cant simulate a vagina

>Walking around naked with a boner (I do this a lot when my roommate is fagging around somewhere else)
>Catch my self in the mirror
>Dat adonis belt slowly coming to an apex at the base of my throbbing member
>I think to myself how fucking joocy I look
>Imagine I'm one of those roided out monkeys that bang plastic sluts in the noody movies
>My dick throbs even harder as I begin whacking off
>I feel the rush as more blood rushes from my head to cock
>Almost in a trance at this point
>Eventually come to and realize what I'm doing
>Stop before climax
>Just continue staring at myself in the mirror wondering what the fuck is wrong with me
>Proceed with my normal daily naked boner activities around the apartment

This has happened more than once

I once used my feet to masturbate, because at that moment I felt that they were sexy

no even a footfag

BRAPPPPPPPPPP

i look at my erect dick in the mirror and get into a postitive feed back loop of getting more erect to my own erect dick.

then I go and fap to shortstacks.

so you were the most retarded meme till now?

wtf is a short stack?

saitama ftw

You needed to go deeper.

what the fuck am I reading?

Yup.

>Have fapped to self in mirror, mainly looking at my aesthetic cock... watching my balls bounce up and down while fapping was arousing.

> immediate shame and "wtfdidijustdo" feeling after blowing load

> would do it again, I've fapped to "worse"

Same............

sometimes i watch myself from a mirror when i ride my dildo

They sell them in IHOP

this isnt that wierd

i did it once in awhile for a few years. mostly when i wasnt getting laid, so it never happens anymore because im a daddy dom with big thicc mucles

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goddamn it i want dexter back. idgaf that it turned to shit and had the stupidest ending i was just so happy to watch him struggle with society like i do

i know some people are joking but i actually came to myself for the first time and it felt good

Lol actually locked eyes with myself in the mirror while doggy styling a girl the first time I fucked. Tbh I was able to last forever because i felt like I was having a threesome with myself.

I once did while looking myself in the eye in the mirror. I'm not gay or even attractive, I forget why I even did it. I think I was high and thought it would be some spiritually enlightening experience.

Anyone else grope their own thick bum and pretend its a womans?

i thought we all did that

its not gay if its masturbation

>in catalouge
>have you ever fapped to yourself?
>63 replies

>fitness
>fapping
pick one

and people say Veeky Forums is cancer nowadays lol

I post the occasional video of myself masturbating online. When I watch them to edit them, sometimes I get hard while watching it because I'm a filthy degenerate

I asked if this is weird, and a lot of people said that it wasn't because you're remembering something that gave you a lot of pleasure, and that it's similar to masturbating to a memory of yourself having sex.

this makes a lot of sense.

no it doesn't

when you fap to past sex your thinking about your partner who is a different gender.

when you think about yourself masturbating you are this guy.

I mean I don't masturbate to myself masturbating, just sometimes get hard, but it made sense to me as well. Hell, I think it actually makes more sense than people who use their "imagination" having sex to masturbate or looking at some photo of a girl because you're going off of a nonexistent memory

And even if you don't remember exactly the feeling you had, watching yourself orgasm will basically show you how much pleasure you got

>take pic of me in panties
>fap

And what is the difference exactly?

I will admit that if you are masturbating to just a picture of yourself because you think you look good, that's kind of weird and gay.

But masturabting to a video of yourself masturbating? You're just remembering and seeing a pleasurable experience you had, just like if you had been remembering an experience with a girl

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