Welcome to the Salty Veeky Forumsoon

Welcome to the Salty Veeky Forumsoon.

How tough are ya?

I once blew a bus driver for a ticket and walked home.

Welcome to Weenie Veeky Forums jr's.

How cucked are you?

i onced went to gym in basketball shorts, hat and sunglasses

I one raped a twink, started crying midway, and had to have him give me a ride home.

I regularly squat without taking a pre-workout shit

I have a gf

Faggot

This seems more appropriate for you:

i hip-thrust a landwhale on a bench raw

i don't do warm up sets

i do sets of 7 amd still make gains.

Use my face as weapon, because I'm dropdead handsome

i cry myself to sleep

I never wipe off any equipment.

I hope you get MRSA

you evil son of a bitch

No shirt?

I'm so tough I bulk at the chum bucket because it has the best macros.

I drink my protein

without any milk

I drink my protein shakes with water

I don't squat or deadlift, yet I criticise others form harshly.

I don't workout. And I give advice about it as if I do.

I can bench my mom

Tbf that's half this board

Very.

Brother?

I make sure to work on my legs.

Every day.