Why even lift when its all about playing CS:GO

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>not a buff Polish CSGO pro player
Why am I even trying?

hlep

What a dyel

longtime dotard
quit in the months leading up to 7.00
csgo is p fun

Bullies always lift

s1mple pls go

tfw the only times you've travelled overseas is to play csgo

tfw 3600 hours in dota and still 3k trash

Pazsa is actually really strong.
Remember that story that n0thing told when the guys were out drinking and trying to pick a cab but the cab didn't want to stop.

Pazsa stood infront of th cab and fucking lifted the front of the ground and threatened to fuckiing turn over his car if he didn't pick them up.
Or that time when some guys from Fnatic ordered a bunch of burger king and then they came back and pasha was sitting there with all the foot eaten, drunk as fuck of course, and saying ''YEssss my frieeend'' while nodding his head with a smile.

>european cab

Literally a clown car.

What a gosh darn qt. I already lift but he makes me want to play CS

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I wana know pasza's stats tbqh

fuk off smurf chittter

>tfw only LEM before I lost my rank for playing less than 1 game / month

>global
>meaning anything at all
I say that as a global myself

Too bad faceit high leagues (not pro/semi pro) are decided who has the better cheat supplier.

Dont come to me with esea pls.

Literally babby's first "competitive" fps.

And last, so the only one. Kek

Taken before or after the rank update 1 year ago?

Global didn't use to mean anything before the rank update, now it certainly does.

Before the rank update I was a high-ELO SMFC, pretty close to global, competed with globals fine all the time.

After rank-update I've been stuck at LEM ever since.

Only globals I've seen in the past year have been blatantly cheating (e.g. spinbotting), or I played on European servers once and the globals weren't cheating, but I was also better than them even though I'm LEM on US East servers.

Because AoE2 is the only good competitive game

Starcraft is a better game

taken today
ye you're right. i stopped trying to get better at the game because there are so many cheaters on semipro / pro level

>you will never be built enough to carry your team consistently

you mean brood war right

>Remember that story that n0thing told when the guys were out drinking and trying to pick a cab but the cab didn't want to stop.

This is the retarded autism i'd expect people who follow the pro gaming scene to believe.

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r8 my cs gains brahs

>378 wins
>LEM
4/10 at least you got to LEM

>yasuho
good taste user

mirin

please delet anons, i cannot handle the feels

I wana know his lifting stats so bad

hello my friends
Pasha here
I go on Veeky Forums in free time
>that first frag of the day

Always hover between LEM and Supreme.
Mostly solo queue so Russian lower my winrate aswell.

Yea me2.

He said longer time ago that he finally wants to reach 200Kg squat ass to grass but he didnt mention his current lifts.

>look at pic
>boring shoop i think
>look closer
>he actually has a fucking pasza mask
>mfw

great story my dude! A+ me-me!

plot twist, it actually is pasza with his mask on

>squats 2 plates
>has roidmonkey legs

yeah sure

>2pl8
source?

>inb4 "no, csgo"

It was clearly a joke you sperg

his facebook

not to mention him talking about diet and going on 5k+ calorie bulk

he looks so polish it hurts

not really bro he's actually significantly above average face wise. we all have fat faces and no jaws

>Why even lift when its all about playing CS:GO
Because eventually he is going to kill real muslim terrorists after Europe is overrun.

imagine still playing csgo and not having upgraded to Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege
imagine doing that in current year

>giving a shit about faggots first fps games
>not playing squad

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>he thinks that's a polish face
This is how half of my relatives look like.

do u even aim bro?

Manlets

did you even doubt?

look at those short little arms. being a reachlet is suffering