Sir, you look so big and strong!! You must work out!!!

>Sir, you look so big and strong!! You must work out!!!
>These bullies over there are trying to beat me up...
>.. will you protect me?

How do you react?

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give him a noogie, hope its cool looking enouhg that i dont get bullied too

What the fuck

"Show me boipuci"

Hey sure, why don't we go up to my room and chill there for a while?

No fuck off trappy-chan nobody likes you.

>intimidate the bullies to stop
>tell the furry to get his shit together cause I wont be there next time
>leave

>intimidate the bullies to stop

*grabs bully by the throat*

"BACK THE FUCK OFF!!?!?"

>tell the furry to get his shit together cause I wont be there next time

*sheathes katana*

"Do 100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and run 10km a day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY."

>leave

*uses chaos control*

I don't even know what chaos control means, but I laughed

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>pick up the can and throw it into the trash
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>fap to the fantasy of sweet boipussy
>post story on Veeky Forums
>???
>profit

I'm not a fan of gays, furries, or commies.

you seem like a combination of them all.

Fight the bullies then the kid. Everyone wins.

I fuck the bullies get their numbers and start taking them to the gym with me.

They're so cute.

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Tell him he is asking for it

Kek

Keck

Nope. Yiff in hell, furfag.

I actually hate you

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