Cheating /frauds/ generally

Just suspended 333mg GW in 10 mL vodka and 20 mL ora plus. Planning to run it with var in a few weeks.

1- Any ideas on the lifespan of the GW in solution? Should be fine if I use it in the next 2 months, right?
2- I didn't subtract 1mL from the liquid volume because the 333mg didn't seem like a lot of powder.
3- Any thoughts on the capped LGD price thing I mailed you about?

If it works how cringes is it? Because it works like a charm, what I do.

So explain why it's cringe? You know what's cringe? FAILURE.

I hate this fag shit fucking mentality here 'hahah read online gotta be a PUA gotta be a chad haha man it's cringey lol mystery says do this or do that'

Lamo @ ur life

I'm just being myself and guess what it works

No need to adopt some stupid zyzz persona just because you masturbate to zyzz pics idiots

>I thought you were on some epic euro trip for a while already?

Not until end of next month. I bought my ticket to Paris months ago tho.

Nothing. I'm just seeing a doc about my ribcage flare to see if it's fixable or I need surgery. Recently it's been getting uncomfortable on core days because it feels like something's pinching or grabbing between my upper abdominal more than just DOMs when I stretch it out or move it in a certain way. Only started happening recently after going past 147 lbs and this is the first time I've ever weighed this much.

>had one relationship with a 3/10
>got dumped by a 16 year old one day after thinking she would be the one
>literally can't keep a girl, even OkC damaged goods
>"works"

>this is the first time I've ever weighed this much.
Tfw your ribs break after a cheat meal

holy shit thanks so much for the pic i just got 20g of mk677 powder

>tfw your muscles snap from babby's first bench

I don't know that feel. :^)

And you never will with how low your bench is

considering your physique i'd be more afraid of falling on your back.

how would you ever recover nat? Pretty sure you don't have toppling ABS.

>I think I should look into scheduling a vasectomy...

If you're that set on not having kids and she's raving about sex, this is your best bet. Get it done before you leave if possible so you can heal. It's a great excuse to not fuck for awhile and it makes life safer.

She's probably wanting the sex to get knocked up if she's raving that bad. Remember: birth control hampers sex swings. Even if she goes back on it don't fuck her. Taking birth control is easy to fake.

She's in "I want babies" mode. At best it's because hormones make her want a baby. At worst it's so she's already preggers so she won't feel guilty for riding trains of dicks while you're gone. Either way letting her get her way is bad, yo.

>It's a great excuse to not fuck for awhile
meanwhile, he literally goes off to paris to be a pornstar

In that case YES definitely get it done right now because he won't be able to do porn until it heals. Leaking blood looks bad on camera.

U KNOW HOW U CAN WAIT FOR SOMETHING FUCKING FOREVER

AND THEN WHEN IT IS ALMOST TIME, LIKE JUST A LITTLE MORE WAITING

IT GETS FUCKING UNBEARABLE AND U CANT FUCKING WAIT ANY FUCKING MORE

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

IT HAS ONLY BEEN 2 FULL DAYS OR SO OF THIS PILOCARPINE ASS FUCKING SHIT BUT IT FEELS SO LONG. HURRY THE FUCK UP PIECE OF SHIT, FUCKING JESUS CHRIST.

I might dig it up later. The tldr version is DO NOT use Accutane unless you absolutely have to. The sides from it are ridiculous and unacceptable.
>Just suspended GW
Where did you get it? Pure GW is apparently not in existence anymore although I have not done enough digging yet.
>I didn't subtract 1mL from the liquid volume because the 333mg didn't seem like a lot of powder.
Not a big deal.
>Any thoughts on the capped LGD price thing I mailed you about?
I think $0.25 per 5mg capsule is reasonable.
>Paris
Crusade me an allah snackbar for a lifetime supply of memek.
Are you super ugly or something?
>Tfw your ribs break after a cheat meal
Try smoking a bowl with some THC coconut oil and memek at the same time. You can't even begin to imagine the hunger...

>Are you super ugly or something?
I'm making fun of alex you ape

LOL

Higher than yours.

if you're capable of typing coherent sentences, which I doubt, you should explain what it is you are trying to trigger me about a little clearer so I understand you. Don't forget, I'm retarded.

I'm thinking about it more and more. She keeps asking if I want to have sex when she gets her prescription refilled sometime next week supposedly and I had to remind her that her birth control doesn't even kick in after coming off it for at least a week...

It was kind of weird and I am getting a bit sketched out by her desu. Idk if it's her anxiety of me leaving her in a month supposedly for good or honest mistake though. This is something insanely hard to communicate to her though.

You have no idea how much I want this.

>crusade me an aloha snackbar
Is that a challenge?

>DO NOT use Accutane unless you absolutely have to
what do then? i was relatively clear on just test but as soon as i went on tren i broke out like crazy
have been cruising for 6 months now and my back is still fucking covered

Hey Ric. Ever wonder what Courtney does with me sometimes during the day when you're not around?

>he thinks a 2 pl8 bench is impressive

Naturals, everyone

Am I being memed at or do you honestly think those are our names?

>he thinks my pr stalled at 2pl8

jerry, everyone

>Where did you get it?
You! From a while back when you carried it. Had lost the baggy but found it when cleaning out my drawers.

Thanks for the info about capped LGD. Sounds reasonable to me as well. 5mg dose should be perfect, yes. Will be emailing you to follow up later today or tomorrow. Appreciate it and hope I didn't come across as pushy.

FUCKING REEE

I'M BANGING LOTS OF TEEN AGE GIRLS = IT WORKS

YOUR GOD KING EMPEROR ZYZZ IS POPULAR ONLY BECAUSE HE BANGED TEENAGE GIRLS

AND HE NEEDED TO LOOK LIKE A MALE MODEL AND ROID UP TO DO IT AND SURGERY HIS JAW LMFAO

AND I DID IT AS A FATTY

WHO IS YOUR *REAL* GOD?

wait how can u bitch about his fucking bench if u bench 2 plate and are morbidly obese? or am i reading this wrong?

>I'm making fun of alex you ape
Awwww I like Alex. He works hard and gives no fucks, these are two of the most critical ingredients to success.
>Is that a challenge?
Lol I wish you could. But don't ruin your vacation.
Be mindful of these savages while you are over there though...
>what do then?
I dunno breh...
I am experimenting myself honestly. Currently a 50/50 apple cider vinegar and water mix on my skin after washing is working great. Only problem is maybe the smell but I have not tested this with a girl yet.
Can confirm natT's irl name is not ric, Richard, or any other variant of that name.
>Where did you get it?
>You!
>lost the baggy but found it when cleaning out my drawers.
Lmao nice.

Oh im sorry 240, my mistake

I had a 3pl8 bench literally years ago when my elbow worked
And im not obese?

How to fix cat bro's bad breath? He is hella old, 17 I think? Should I put him on memek?

>"hey user I liked you better when you were still chubby and cuddly"

well that comes about eleven grams of tren too late, but i appreciate the gesture kek

Yeah I'm pretty sure you, catpiss, and bimbo all know my real name or could find it pretty easily if you wanted.

265 bb.

>he's proud of benching 50 lbs more than a 145 lb natty manlet.

Roiders, everyone

Lmaoing@urlife

Dude do pic related. Certified cat routine.

you blog when you go on retarded OkC dates, you blog when you get phone numbers from teenage girls. hell, you blog when a teenage girl so much as glances at you, so you would definitely blog after banging one... yet you never have in, what, 5 months here? the closest you came to it was when you announced you would be in a relationship and would fuck off from /fraud/, only to return less than 24 hours later after being dumped by a 16 year old

what is it you do that "works" exactly? maybe we're in bizarro world and not getting laid but getting a phone number is the same as constantly getting laid

>birth control doesn't even kick in after coming off it for at least a week...

It's actually longer than that if you want to be safe. Birth control works by stopping eggs from forming. If she already has ovulated the birth control might not work.
plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/birth-control-pill

In short at least a month on the pill is the only safe bet. Three months if you want to be absolutely sure.

Condoms and spermicide are options in the meantime. Vasectomy is good, too. Just be aware it has wait time too.

You seem like a guy who knows some about mk677

I just ordered a bottle, but I am a little worried about sides. Read on a couple of forums about gyno and puffy nips. Is this normal with mk? Should I prepare a pct? What dosage/day do you recommend? I'm 178cm weighing 71kg

Hnng Sandra Prikker was at the gym again today. Had some ass crack sweat going in her grey yoga pants. Thankfully her CHAD faggot boyfriend wasn't there.

Why are you using that anyways?

>Read on a couple of forums about gyno and puffy nips. Is this normal with mk? Should I prepare a pct? What dosage/day do you recommend?
you shouldve read more before ordering you idiot
do you even know what it does?

I blog about banging them too, I just remove trip and people go 'Hhah bro NICE!' 'mirrin buddy! the tren is working!' as opposed to shitposting at me and crap.

>after being dumped by a 16 year old

She was 17

>dumped

Yeah it happens a lot when you're a fucking autistic as fuck with no friends at all who's only friends are people on a general on Veeky Forums that barely even tolerate you, doesn't mean I don't get one night stands.

3/10, 17 year old, how low can I go? who knows

Welp I'm spooked now. I guess I'm buying more fucking condoms... goodbye unprotected sex.

Can i buy clen with a debit and not go to jail, or is it all A-OK?

Hard to find trustworthy sources of info. But yes I do know what it does (at least the positive effects). If you have something worth sharing about mk677 instead of questioning my knowledge that would be great.

Been there. An abstract sort of feel.

Also be sure you discard the condoms yourself where she can't get them and watch what happens to any cum from BJs. If she's wanting an "anchor baby" to make you come back to her she might get desperate and do weird shit to get it.

If you're spooked and it feels wrong, you're probably right. It's just a month or two anyway.

>when my elbow worked
jerry it's the current year...
Why are you not injecting memek into your elbow?
She wants the dick bad but she is insecure about her own appearance.
You better hit that user...
Lol he is too old for routines, he is like a 70+ year old human, I want to make his remaining years easy. He has been my cat bro since I was 15 or 16.
>You seem like a guy who knows some about mk677
Ya I sell independently tested Ibutamoren and have been using it for three years now.
>I just ordered a bottle, but I am a little worried about sides.
There are no sides besides extreme hunger.
Insulin sensitivity is the one I hear mentioned the most and it is NOT a problem. Insulin sensitivity issues come from poor diet not mk677.
>Can i buy clen with a debit and not go to jail
Yes probably 99% safe. The feds have bigger fish to fry than some kid that thinks he is fat and buys .005g of clen.

probably because the tren made you not give a fuck about her bullshit

whats ur trip?

can you kill yourself?

>She wants the dick bad but she is insecure about her own appearance.
>You better hit that user...
kek I might. class reunion is coming up and her bf is subhuman portland hipster scum and also not coming along

>hatefucking highschool oneitis after 5 years of no contact
>literally roiding for this

nah, we lost contact, I did shitloads of tren, we met again. on the off chance of sounding like a twat, I just love the obvious lip biting mires while she's clinging to a past image of me.

My natty lifts are probably better than your juiced ones neckbeard

>go from sub 1pl8 bench to over 3 in 10 weeks
Meanwhile your wholelife and youre not there
Impressive lmao

I have tb500, ghrp, and grp2 in the freezer for my bulk

>the guy who's fat and wants to get clen is bragging about his lifts
ay lmao

start off with wikipedia dude

The one and fuxking only

I didn't even care when u guys shitpost at me when I was shitting up your general

But now it is legit like why? Can't we be friends anons?

How many tinder girls I got to bang to fit in here hmm?

What do you want from me??? I won't ever shitpost here again just calm down

You aware only reason I am on tinder and shit is cause muh fraud aesthetics lifestyle have shit to talk about anons with

Now I gotta deal with talking to those stupid women. Beep boop nonstop, driving to fuck them, what a waste of time, can't even fucking post in here they take so much of my time

Fuck your stupid tinder lifestyle

...

>this guy doesn't have a working phone
jesus christ

>class reunion is coming up and her bf is subhuman portland hipster scum and also not coming along
Her boyfriend wants to get cucked! Make his dreams come true!
What about bpc157?
Sup dude? You ever play around on the predictit markets?

might film it and let him cop the vid for a 50 hueheu

How does memek666 work if you have a naturally relatively shitty production? I heard it only boosts your production. Will it have less of a beneficial effect if someones levels are low, like old people, since you are increasing a smaller amount by a percent? Or do your natural levels not matter in regards to how much GH it causes you to secrete

I fucked up this weekend boys.
I spent the night in between jail/hospital. I allegedly assaulted a police officer whilst drunk. They said I pushed one of them over just before I was wrestled to the floor and cuffed by 3 or 4 of them.
Earlier in the night I was sucker punched by some dude and was out cold for a solid 10mins. No idea who the guy was I was wasted beyond belief and he ran off.

My jaw is broken from that punch, and my ankle is broken from the struggle of being arrested. The officers at the station assured me I won't be charged, but I'm worried I may be fined. Oh and I also allegedly tried to kill myself before being arrested.

How fucked am I boys? I know I'm fucked up, just need some advice I guess.

this is why little irresponsible kids with no self control shouldn't do drugs/roids

I live in a cabin in the fucking woods why would I have service here? Not like I have friends to text

>sup dude

Dysmorphia strong. I feel my arms and i think Jesus Christ I need to bulk then I feel my lovehandles and I remember to cut

Also the weather. It's so rainy and fucking horrible and cold and drizzle I hate it

>predictit

Surely you have too much common sense for that?

Why do you guys care so much about banging sluts aesthetic zyzz lifestyle. I get much more happiness talking to my bby girl capitalist

if you really assaulted a police officer and you aren't being charged, you are the luckiest man in the us

take the fine and shut your fucking mouth. don't complain, ever. oh and go see a doctor or something.

I was unstable before roids. & I've been on only 250mg/week of test for the past 4 month. Usually never drink either.

>How does memek666 work if you have a naturally relatively shitty production?
What makes you think you have shitty production? I think it works amazing for anyone but only blood tests can confirm.
Get a lawyer ASAP.
>predictit
>Surely you have too much common sense for that?
Lol I love it. Gambling is fun. I threw a little bit of spare cash over there for fun.

Like go to CBT and look at the OP. My biceps and triceps are smaller than my fucking abdominals. How is this possible? After doing More supersets of every curl known to man, how do they not devolp proportionally?

>full rom
>slow controlled form
>"hit them from every angle bro"

I literally spend 3-4 hours a week DOING CURLS LAMO. AHAHHAHAHHA.

THE PROGRESS U MIRRIn?

I'm in the UK. I'm wondering if I can use the concussion as an excuse as to why I acted the way I did?

Too bad that suicide attempt wasn't successful

no, if they decide to charge you you are fucked in the ass. you need a lawyer and he will decide what your best defense it.

it will probably be to plead guilty and go for a plea deal.

again, if they don't charge you, don't say anything. take the fine, don't try to fight it, ever. you fucked up, don't make it worse.

Haha cap, bet you wish you bet on trump to win presidency in the primaries huh?

Thanks for the advice user.

How old are you again? How much did you weigh?

>roiding for 3 pl8 bench.

Still lmaoing@urlyfe

Up the weight on your supersets.

>How much did you weigh?
~400lbs prob

I was low test and depressed my doc wasnt giving me what I wanted so I stopped test and suicide cut. Excuse me for bulking again.

I should have paraded around my abs and bragged about my weight to lifts ratio like a manlet

tnks bby.

Side note I saw you say you want a vasectomy, dude, come on. Don't do it, what if you want kids some day? It's a whole fucking strugle to un do.

I know you are living that zyzz asthetics life party party party tinder tinder tinder (zzzz guys) right now and never want a family but that could change when you get older

>Haha cap, bet you wish you bet on trump to win presidency in the primaries huh?
I wasn't aware of predictit until a few weeks prior to the general election. I wish I had bet on the general election. Would have quadrupled my money.
Generally I am not a gambler although do enjoy Texas hold em.

Because they released me on bail and asked me to come back at a later date for questioning, I'm assuming they want me to confess during the interview because they don't have enough evidence. I really don't remember much of that night, so if i just tell them I don't remember I could be good to go?

Stop asking for legal advice on a Sri Lankan circuit board soldering cartoon image forum and go hire an actual legal expert.

well cap, foresight is 20:20

Side note:

>every fat girl on tinder with that photo next to a 9/10

U think I'm dumb? I didn't even check the 2nd pic, i already know

>foresight is 20:20

that's a perfect example of how dumb he is lmao

Well Jesus now how do I poke fun at THAT?

Chill jerrbear.

>wanting to bring little midget fucks who hate you into this world with a person who'll end up hating you just as much after 20 years.

No thanks. I'd rather be a swinger. Kids and having kids sucks, I'll leave it to my brothers to continue the family line.

when did I claim to be smart

u know what I mean

I'm off boys, time to take a bath and watch some always sunny.

Always learn from the past. Things seem to repeat themselves in my experience. Pick a market and follow it. Zig when everyone else zags. That's all there is to making easy money in a market.
I have always wanted children. It is strange to me when people do not want to continue their bloodline.

I like kids in short doses, but I can't stand being anything more than a cool uncle, which I am already. I'd straight up snap and murder the screaming little poop machines if I had to loose sleep or personal freedom over them. It's just not for me and neither is long term relationships or marriage. Currentgf is starting to wear me thin and things have been comparatively great and it's only been like a year with multiple partners besides her on top of that.

Idk I might freeze some sperm, but I really do want to snip Johnson.

I really can't relate lol. I want a tribe of kids.
Never had multiple partners nor wanted that really although lately I have been tossing around the idea of a multimother family.
Don't get me wrong I've fucked plenty of girls but honestly that whole experience has left me super jaded...
Sadly I fear I will have to return to a Christian church to find the type of girl I want...

mah nigga. most people slander me for it but i'm raising a clan of wee ones and they will carry my legacy and all that. shit's fun when they all have left toddler age at some point, can confirm.

Raise them well. Teach them how to be strong and humble.

Stretch marks mean's mark's training methodology is really doing it's job.

'Haha I'm natty? Better do less volume, that will make me bigger'

3 times a week 30 mins in the gym bro, natty, big in no time!

will do. living in the neck of the woods with no tv does help with keeping them level-headed

also mirin booker's

...

Holy shit is either fucking retarded or b8ing

good luck my man, I hope it's everything you want it to be.

Everyone on fit has dysmorphia of some sort.

There is MasT, NatT, Bimbo, etc variety, where you look amazing and think you look like shit, or this kind of dysmorphia,

Where you are like 45% bodyfat and think you are a ronnie coleman because of your fucking height/weight lol

I hope one day NatT, I get a good physique and still think I look bad, and get to lump myself in the group

Also he's got bimbo beat by 30 Lean pounds, I am mirrin' hard.

What the fuck is this shit haha
>dad has giant hands and feet
>i have tiny hands and feet
>been wearing size 11 shoes, they fit good as hell (or so i thought)
>measure feet, buying new shoes
>9 7/8 inches which translates to US size 8

WTF. And I have a 7 inch dick. How the fuck does that even work

>tfw you want to reply but you think its the sesame Street crew as user