Anyone has experience hooking up with MILFs in a gym? Married or not, green text stories welcome. I am just trying to rationalize this... I hear once they are over 40 they become quite promiscuous. A tight looking cougar has to be doing yoga / run / lifting baby weight for something other than a flabby old husband, no?
As far as stories, I have none. Want to hear /fit's collective wisdom.
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You do know where you are posting, right?
Why would you do that? 30 year old women are so desperate that is pretty well the fallback hookup age now.
My best friend since 6th grade ended up hooking up with a milf right after we got out of HS. They were together for almost 3 years.
Dated her daughter first.
We were classmates with her oldest son.
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>women
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God, Lisa Ann is so fucking hot when she keeps her clothes on. Naked, she looks like a freakshow.
>you will never be THIS gay
Old women/ milfs are disgusting.
>asian cougar in the gym
>seems to be following me around with all my workouts
>she makes sexy moans while lifting
>she obviously wants the D
>the PA announces that the gym is closing
>she has earphones in and didn't hear it
>decide to make a move
>tap her shoulder and tell her that the gym is closing up
>she says "oh okay"
>I walk off into the sunset and never talk to her again
how'd I do guys?
You have as much autism as me, senpai.
Milfs are easy to get if you're not autistic
If you go to a big enough gym that has women, guaranteed some are going to look at the guys and say, "I'm pissed at my boyfriend/husband; let me look for a nice bull"
It's better than dating a fat bitch.
>santa barbara end of 2011
at gym called key2fitness downtown
milf shows up at gym, name is melissa looks like pronstar india summer with light brwn hair
mirin from treadmill
after two days of eye contact go talk to her
flirtin, ask her what she likes to do, she says watch football, all of my wat. Invites me to play beach volleyball with her friends on saturday. I get there and it is pouring down rain, she invites me back to her house in the hills. Rich as fuck house, obvi this bitch is packing. But no literally, we get in home she drops purse off, id card and glock from purse. all my wat again. Why gun? She says she works for IRS. Takes me to living room, turns on rerun of game, we sex, my first experience of literally everything cannot even beleive the amazingness of it all. I finish for the second time, laying in her bed with her. Got them feelings and emotions, ask her if she wants to go get dinner. She laughs, tells me she got what she was looking for and has to work, sits on chair with laptop and starts crunching numbers and talking to people in a silk robe w/cup of coffee. Sit on edge of bed for awhile, she ignores me, I get dressed and walk back to my car in her driveway. Drive home to shit apartment in mexicanville where i am only guero, sit on doorstep. See what its like being the one used for sex, cry like a little bitch while its downpouring. married with kids now and depressed as fuck. thanks melissa.
>workplace has onsite gym (not a good one though, few cardio machines & light dumbbells)
>80% workplace females
>always see 40 even 50+ milfs/gilfs walk by in tight shorts & tanks
>considered signing up for onsite yoga classes to stare at asses
Not worth risking my job over but i swear some of the older women I work with are hotter than the younger ones my age (24)
he is right tho, I can only watch face shit with her because of her fucked up tits and celulite butt
Some mid thirties mom wanted to fuck me when I didn't lift. Also 2 other older women were super into me when I was like 20. Work in customer service. It happens pretty frequently. I smoked weed with a mom while at work. I went inside and fell asleep in the back for 40 minutes.
God I miss working at a gas station.
I don't know where to meet older women to fugg. I mostly meet girls on my college campus. I tried seeing if my older cousins had hot friends but all of her friends are getting married and shit.
Cocktail bars. You WILL have sex.
>IF
Breh, yoga is great for increasing flexibility which will decrease the chance of injury, and increase strength. Plus ass. Go for it friendo
Never met a Milf in the gym, but have met and sexed up several over the last several years.
youtube.com
always the one who got away
How hard is it to get MILFs at 18.
Depends if theyre into young stock.
Just to add today had breakfast in hotel and caught this american milf staring at me gave her the old half smile and she smiled back. I like older women because they know what they want.
>tfw lisa an was a 10/10 porn milf for you
>tfw she never did realy good porn because she did not seem to enjoy it, it was allways the same boring fucks
>no feet porn
>no anal creampie porn
sad fucking shit
She must enjoy it, she's done like 2000+ scenes.
honestly that's always the way it goes with older women. the path is to blast through it and celebrate while you've got one, leave her sore and feeling sexy, let her pamper you and be appreciative but act like it's normal.
when it's over it's over; you don't wanna be making autism old lady babies with her, and she eventually wants a man that will pay her bills and not make her feel sexual pressure.
if you wanna rub it in a bit, find a slightly younger-than-you floozy and have a good time
> White people
She does have feet porn though
>she does bestiality though?
>1 year ago
>moved to a new city
>find the nearest gym
>family sports center with decent weightlifting equipment
>works for me, get a membership
>firstday.jpg
>I'm the least DYEL guy there by a landslide
>huge tits latina MILF stares at me while working only legs
>and I mean S-T-A-R-E-S
>this happens every single day from that point on, she is always there
>it actually gets unconfortable
>I star talking to her and making regular jokes about her staring at me to kill the tension
>she laughs at it and flirts back effortlessly
>one day she waits up in the entrance until I live
>she invites me to her place to "see a movie"
>I'm actually intimidated... but those tits man
>we fuck
>bareback
>she is so fucking sexy
>"please cum inside user"
>wtf.exe
>I cum in her belly
>she "lectures" me that I can cum inside if I want
>I sperg "b-but... are you on the pill?"
>"let me worry about that"
>we fuck a few more times
>she asks for cum every single time
>she finally confesses she want's a kid before menopause, she is not taking birth control
>I change hours in the gym to avoid her
>she calls at my cell relentlessly
>after a few weeks on the morning "shift" I start to get along with some people around there
>everybody knows about the crazy latina
>some guys have fucked her, same scenario
>get checked for STDs
>I'm clean
>mfw
Close enough desu!
I wish I knew this feel
Fuck when will it be my turn REEEEEE
She's been on blacked so yes
>spic women
>not crazy
Pick one and only one.
she enjoys the money thats it
Link? Only because she gave a few footjobs doesent mean she did foot porn, i realy wanted her to get her toes sucked while being fucked for example
>asian
stopped reading
I actually lost my virginity to a MILF. It's an abstract sort of feel, because I didn't know if her tightness was normal or not since she just gave birth like 4 months prior
>mfw she was 17
You cheeky devil.
gotta be at least 30 to be a milf
>says who
says anyone
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