I usually wont have sex with a girl if I can't deadlift how much she ways. I think this is a pretty good rule of thumb because i can deadlift about 3.5 plates right now. How heavy do you go fit?
How heavy do you go fit?
This is probably bait, but are you saying that you would have sex with a girl who's 365 lbs?
heaviest I've ever dated was 180
heaviest I would date now??
maybe 150 if she looked good
absolutely
Depends how animalistic I'm feeling, some days I will only fuck a petite little cutie fresh out of the shower and other days I want to burry my face between the thighs of a fat chick who hasn't showered in 3 days. That vinegary buttery sweet scent is ok in the right frame of mind.
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Heaviest I've dated maybe 155? (but she was 6') and pretty fit.
Lightest I've dated..maaaaybe weighed 105-115? I think she was 5'2"
Also I'm 6'3" So I can date amazons if I want.
Oh scratch that I fucked thia one girl from HS ...180 eeeaasy. But also 6' or close
Would do it again.
This is as big as I'd go
same but OHP minus 10kg
Yeah, I go by my OHP too.
Obviously depends, but assuming an avg ~5'4 girl....the heaviest i would probably go is like 160 MAYBE 170 w/ good fat distribution
if i can't ohp her weight then it's a definite no
>185 1rm
Ok that's a fine rule but my strict ohp is 225 x 1
Does that justify me dating a fatty?
>I want to burry my face between the thighs of a fat chick who hasn't showered in 3 days
I want to bury my face in a toilet
DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda girl like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella mommy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.
If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating.
If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.
I would not fuck a girl I can't lift over my head.
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oh lawdey
>if I can't deadlift her
nigger I won't fuck a girl if I can't OHP her. OHP 1RM PR is 170 that's PUSHING IT
>That vinegary buttery sweet scent is ok in the right frame of mind.
I will have sex with literally anyone female, skinny, fat, young, old, white, black, perky, saggy, roastie whatever, with a few exceptions. Sex isn't about parading that you stuck your dick in someone who most closely approximates an arbitrary ideal, it's about feeling good by connecting with another person. Each person is an adventure, a different experience. Some "unnattractive" girls are hot when they're naked and extremely fun in the bedroom. Each woman's bidy is a different trail to hike, a different mountain to climb. It doesn't matter anyway, once you're about to cum, she'll be the hottest girl you've ever seen for that moment.
If I find her hot I find her hot, if I don't I don't. I go off instinct, not arbitrary rules like this.
My girlfriends size is perfect to me.
Shes THICC as fuck too bad she got blacked
Kg?
Mine is currently 88, was 78 when i met her. I wouldn't go heavier than that now
the last thing we need to do is enable them
you know a girl is fat when you gotta measure them in kg
Whatever I can OHP. So about 95 lbs.
lbs
81 kg to 68 now
Heaviest ive fucked is 160 at 5'4"
Heaviest ive dated is 135 5'2"
160 girl was a drunken mistake. Wouldnt go that heavy again, her pussy stench lingered in my room for days
Nice b8
60 kg is a hard cutoff for me.
That whole thing was written by a bitter, male virgin. I guarantee it.
ugh
she's a big guy
for you
...
>tfw you get bored of her pussy hole asshole or mouth hole and you can fuck her stomach hole too
id do it
...
I always wonder why he's wearing a fedora and has a pony tail but the skinny guy has a stylish millennial haircut
ayy
i wouldnt date a girl that weights 80% of my deadlift max in kilograms
converted to lbs i mean
so like 80% of 180kg is 144kg but then you put the 144kg to lbs
so i wouldnt date a girl weighing over 144lbs
>mohawk
>millennial
yeah but he got it with that fade on the sides my nigga
Didn't this turn out to be a gay escort that was her friend or some shit?