Would you rather

Would you rather

A. Have your goal body but be bald.

Or

B. Have a thick beautiful head of hairbut your goal body will always be slightly out of reach?

Honestly, I'd rather the hair.

Then youre a feminized nu male beta if you care that much about your hair looking pretty. Buzz head and grow beard. Pretty simple. I hope this wave of insecure beta men die out soon. You make me sick.

B. No contest.

Outside of the dysmorphic world of Veeky Forums, no one really gives a shit if you have six pack abs and 20 inch biceps. In fact, most women find that look disgusting. One thing they really love though is a guy with great hair

T. Hairlet

PFHAHAHAH GIRLS LOVE FIT GUYS YOU FUCK

Good luck getting to the stage where they can see your gains when your head looks like shit.

A brah

>He needs hair to look good
LMAO@YOURLIFE

Bradley martyn chose A

jokes on you i actually don't care about anything and i wish i were dead and i don't ever see that changing

>choose option B
>have a "goal body" that's slightly better than what you really want to look like

and that's how I kept my nice hair and got my 'slightly out of reach' goal body

girls like hair more than muscles, so i'll take the hair

They want a fit guy with rock star hair. Pic related.

>hurr I dont care what people think about me so hair is for faggots

Anyone who says they dont care about how they are percieved are lying through their teeth.

B, i pity the bald fucks who will never know what pussy feels like again

Hair

A, I already don't have hair because of male pattern baldness and it hasn't negatively affected my life.

A, my goal body has functioning wings, fuck hair.

As a baldlet I can confirm that the dating pool becomes smaller and smaller, but to be fair it wasn't exactly big to begin with.

Girls with daddy issues and older women is were it's at for me.

if you don't pick hair you have anus feelings for other men's members.

i look borderline firghteningly aggressive with a shaved head. i work with kids so i intentionally soften my style and features.

that said: i'd pick the bald thing. ive had long-ass hair and it's annoying. i can make myself look less serial-killer-esgue

>but to be fair it wasn't exactly big to begin with.
As a guy with good hair i can confirm, the dating pool is extremly small to start off with and at this point i cant imagine how it can get smaller

You most probably have a receding hairline. Sucks to be you I guess

>Receding hairline
>Short buzz all over
>Suits me really well with a couple of days stubble
>Get more attention from girls

Balding was a positive for me.

this, it's always jawlets and baby-faced fuckers who cry about their hair

>goal body is broly
>if I choose option B I'll have a thick head of hair as well as a body slightly worse than broly's, still making me better than any human on earth

checkmate

>Balding was a positive for me.

I seriously SERIOUSLY doubt that.

A. because I'm going into the military so hair is pretty pointless.

Youre balding arent you

This. Ive noticed that girls give more compliments to guys hair than his body.
Fuck, genetics really are everything

Well already balding so I guess that body. I have a pretty nice head so shaved doesn't look bad on me

>Implying having hair makes you any more successful with women

oh i just gotta be rich muscular and famous to atract women if im bald?
thanks buddy

No statham posting

Jason Statham is 5'6

Yea if you want a supermodel, it doesn't hurt.

Jason Statham used to model for Calvin Klein...

You mean 5'10"

>B. Have a thick beautiful head of hairbut your goal body will always be slightly out of reach?

Slightly? no problem, hair anytime.

I guess I'll grow a beard then