*blocks your path*

youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8

After winning the Ballon D'Or he made that noise on stage.

It's a weird Portuguese way of pronouncing 'si', as in YEEEEEEEAH

Name for this look?

He is Tsunades boyfriend.

JUST

>le contrived footy lad

The manlet systembabbie

Go suck his dick if you love that fag so much. Fucking soccer fags

Fucking lol

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GOAT

Soccer is gay

no u

Tfw you will never be this good in anything

except si isnt a portuguese word, "sim" is

>200x150
>2.86

Routine for this?

Also
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>tfw you'll never zlatanize anyone
why even live

possible natty?

Found the Bron Bron fag

how sad

You will never be a 60 year old Swedish Slav dominating the Premier League

if you don't have to work a job and use some cutting agents, yea

Steroids, pull ups, cardio, abs.

>you will hever have CR power bottom for you,

...

Unlike your pecs

Aaron Rodgers and CR7 would make such a cute couple

Yes, but good genetics are needed.

>Messi
>on hgh
>still only 5'7

no it isn't you retard

Gazillions of $$$$$$ in the bank (kit sales).
Coastal country of residence: fresh fish, fresh veggies, real wine, real cheese, real pasture beef.

>luck of the draw.

aRON is god tier husbando

...

Markiplier

Still pronounced "Si". Trust me. I'm Portuguese.

didn't this guy literally get hgh injections because he was a manlet or am i thinking of the other one

>being this mad about getting cut from the team in high school
lol

>tfw you can look like this if you do 200 pullups/200 situps/ and 200 pushups in a day

>I-I could totally l-look like this if I w-wanted to...

I said YOU

I've done it.
200/200/200 and 10 mile run every other day for 7 months during boxing training

nice chest, kek

That was Messi, but afaik he had some disease. But kinda paid off for him - his height is part of the reason why he's so good.

Bf?

youtube.com/watch?v=h1rMSl23_XE

nice bank account kek

what are his lifts Veeky Forums?
does he bench 1RM over 120kg?

imlying its important to be the richest guy on the graveyard

*blocks his path in retaliation*
>Heh, I see your facial reconstruction surgery has come along nicely

>yeah, heh, f-feelin' fit buddy?

men trully age like wine, feels good knowing in a few yars i will be barebacking these whores that used to give me theyr shitgrins when i was a dyel brain dyel body dyel beankacount highscool incell

sex isn't fulfilling in itself amigo

in a few years you will be exactly the same and getting zero pussy

you will either continue on the same futile gymcelling or realise you have incel shit genetics and should just end it to save you further punishment for your genetic inferiority

What the fuck is wrong with his chest? Is his chest routine dumbbells and dips only?

lel

kek

Post it

Sexy Messi

how into MESSI CHADGOD mode?

This is the only valid response to Tsuunaldo

stay mad cucka
>TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>TSUUUUUUUUUUU

>I am now a #Chad

GOAT

his lats look so fake though

>implying it's hard to get that "physique"

No one here lifts? At all?

literally is
your trip's still on fag

"I was looking for the bones of your father but I can not distinguish them from those of a slave."

He's not natty. Look at him when he came to United vs when he left. SAF had him on the roids heavy.

I honestly be surprised if he could bench his body weight for 5 reps.

>*flaps away*

Tom Brady is superior to you

* GRABS YOU BY THE WAIST

* LIFTS YOU UP

*THROWS YOU INTO POOL

*BA...BACK OFF...K ???

He just fixed his teeth

Same thing happens when you get braces, your face changes shape.

Can I squeeze your muscles?

>Possibly the greatest to ever lace a boot
>Gets some gay fucking tats and dyes his hair blonde

Manlets.

>Thanks bro, you're looking shredded! Good shit.

>knowing one of the most famous athletes in the world = wanting to suck their dick
Funny how your mind went there right away...

Lmao

Absolutely nothing inside those eyes

>look at his direction
>he rolls on the floor screaming and holding his leg
>referee draws red card
>I'm out for three games
>he gets up and laughs, proceeds to penalti and score
Soccer is a joke.

I-have-give-up-on-life-and-don't-care-anymore look.

That's the Tax-Evasion style. Also known as The Fiscal-Fraud.

>spent the last 3 years of my life preparing for this
>SS+GOMAD activate
>functional strength desu
>lift his little twink body over my head
>'OVERHEAD PRESS BITCH'
>drop him to the ground
>'CLEAN AND JERK COMING UP PUSSY'
>just now I hear my lord and savior from behind
>'don't forget the hip draive'
>a single tear falls from my eyes
>'I wont rip...I wont'
>clean and jerk this faggot over my head
>he begs for mercy
>'don't worry brah, we're all gonna make it'
>fuck his bitch that night too because she's mirin my functional strength

>S-shut up guys, I'm a-alpha now!

Anyone seen this stupid shit?