Am I making it brehs?

Am I making it brehs?

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Really really really not making it.

Pleasr post your tinder pics and bio op, you can blur out your face buy tell us how much you are out of 10

Please please fucking please

If by making it you mean not at all then yes

do dis opie

Cease all motor functions

if by making it you mean being raped and mugged then yea

am i making it bros?

Kek

5/5

you're making it.

"How would your boyfriend feel if he knew you were getting rammed by Jamal on Tinder?"

fucking lmao

i just don't understand this. why is she upset? she's on a dating service thats primarily used for hook ups with a boyfriend is upset when-- what???

someone has to explain to me how her logic is going. why is OP shitty for pointing that out?

i have tons of these in my 2 years on tinder

girls are so retarded

>I want to hook up but I need to do mental gymnastics to avoid admitting to myself that I want to hook up
Every time.

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:))))))))))

literally this. like this is a pretty clear sign that she wants sex.
>BUHHHHHHHH IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE TO HAVE SEX WITH BUT IM NOT HERE FOR SEX BUHHHHHHHHH

i really hate that /pol/-/r9k/ bullshit about women, but come on. this is one is bad.

it's a bot you retard

Fucking this lol, I just ignore that part of the conversation and continue as usual...that part of the conversation wasn't for you..it was for themselves hahaha

she probably has tinder in case she finds someone hotter than her boyfriend on it

am i?

...

Not if you don't talk to any of them

this girl actually might have been killed on craigslist picking up furniture

never heard from her again xDDD

so this is what girl autism looks like?

>Only difference is that she could still get laid with that blatent autism...

It's algood at least guys can be productive past 30, I wouldn't trade this penis for the world

girls with autism are great

I don't really like to message first, a lot of them message me first but they're usually boring or ugly.

Post tinder profile, blur face
for science

>sup gurl

I'd say this is more likely why you never heard from here again.

Time for your hourly charge, applefriend.

kek

How the fuck do I get a match on Tinder? I've had it for like 3 months and not one match. I'm not even that uggo, at least I don't think.

delete this

ahahahaha

what a bitch

That's thirst, not autism

this.
she left you at any easy point to re-initiate conversation with that craigslist joke. you could have made some reopener jokingly asking if she got kidnapped or some shit. something friendly to reinitiate contact.

this is part of hook ups and getting with girls. it's way harder in person because only their memories keep you memorable, but in text, it's always there. part 1 is getting her to "remember" you and this is usually done through some joke. part 2 is rekindling that facet that made you memorable. in this case, you can use that.

Where in SF do you live.

Union square Veeky Forumsizen reporting in

>she has an android

Wouldn't even consider it

Welp, she's a lot of fun.

72/72

>sup girl

Funniest part

get on my level, pleb

Other pics are me with 3 other guys doing the thumbs up and a body pic flexing in a singlet, and as you can see a corny bio.

i was swimming in puss at that time and didn't give a shit.

you're putting too much emphasis on your text game sorry to break it to you

Got the Heather chick's tiddies via text.

Women are so fucking easy.

Someone roll single integers and I'll post them.

Eh fuck it, here y'all go.

Singles for tits

>talk dirty to me
>my kitchen

Not sure what this meme is, but I switched from a Samsung that had a 3 day battery when I bought it to an iPhone after the Samsung didn't charge a year later. I've had the iPhone for 2 years now and it still holds a charge for a little more than a full day of normal use.

>you're putting too much emphasis on your text game
This. People in these threads always seem to think there's some konami code for pussy they can text a chick. If she's into you, she's into you, and all you have to do via text is communicate interest without setting off any alarm bells.

What's it like being homeless?

soma/mission faggot reporting

was like shooting fish in a barrel, every girl just wanted sex :(

that's a tranny

fucking fake country and fake language... everyone is blonde and a qt 3.14 ... wher eht fuck

>followed by mammaries
I fucken kekd

>strictly platonic
That's code for "pls fuck my pussy without a condom".

not him but i live in nob hill

You got a tit pic from a fat slut with a 4/10 face, OMG HOW DOES HE DO IT.

>tfw I never got around to fucking her

Her tits were so fucking huge. Life ain't fair, broskis.

She wasn't that big. She was tall, something like 5'10 or 5'11. Taller than you. Bitch was a power lifter.

>She wasn't that big
>Bitch was a power lifter

lmao you can't make this shit up.

i did that a few times actually and i'm pretty sure she gave me a bacterial infection

always wrap your dick up on tinder

Is she high test or just fat, brehs? I don't know what to do.

Mirin the 25inch biceps

>hey girl are you a portapotty...

Kek.

Just realized she's a wasteroo with that water pouring down the sink.

Plus that bingo wing.

First even number decides if I go hit that in the next 20 minutes.

You honestly must be pretty fucking bad to not get any matches. Or do you live somewhere really remote and rural?

It goes:

Hey girl are you a portapotty in the desert 'cause shit you hot.

I have a few more if you want 'em.

FUARRRK. me too

Why are you asking us? We don't know what your dick wants, you do. Just keep in mind that fat chicks are magicians when it comes to pictures.

Oh it's the jaw-outwards-man who claims to look better than Ryan Gosling

lmao

fat

I'm in a college town. My app has to be broken or something.

She'd high test but is a bad month away from going into fat land.
Tread carefully lad.

Oh and LOL
My dick is the same size of a glade freshener can just a little longer.
It's kind of cool to see bathroom pics with things in it like that.

Post picture

MY FUCKING SIDES

she took a picture with the faucet running

wat.

Pls both post.

kek this reminds me of a time some tinder sloot was sending me pictures in her bra and said she would come over to watch a movie but no hook ups, 30 min into the movie and she was naked.

>only the size of a Glade cannister
>can't even get it up enough to compare to a propane tank

Fucking dicklet.

Here's another one.

I got this one a while ago, her main picture is literally her tits, her face isn't even in frame

oh you again with that retarded fucking picture

Not sure which one of you has more autism

kek she's so fat and only 22 years old I think

im gonna approach some grils tmrw
i think the best way would be to be joking about it
and then continue to approach and talk to them as i see them and get a snapchat ig
gg night

kek

I said he's unattractive in a classical sense but still more attractive than me. and yeah the tinder gals don't seem to care about the awkward jaw pose so why change it.

Post your tinder friend.

Nice underbite

godspeed bucko

>that tattoo
Enjoy the AIDS, she has been BLACKED hundreds of times.

Like fuck I'm posting my photo on Veeky Forums. Believe me, I've got pretty low self-esteem, but I don't think I'm deterringly ugly.

I'd cut bait and fish in fairer seas.

She left the sink running while she took that pic. Fuck that wasteful bitch

shes still talking to you,
>of course she wants the d

Yeah, Starbucks.

>your tits are absurdly honkable

kek'd mate.

fugg what'd I miss

Guy is scared he might be getting set up by a hot girl's boyfriend who is a drug dealer.

hahahaha i love you user