How do I reach sage mode, Veeky Forums?

How do I reach sage mode, Veeky Forums?

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Gotta learn shadow clone technique first brah

Bench 3pl8

how can he be two??

all of the above + intermittent fasting.

wrong.

Shadow clone jutsu, creates a clone of himself using chakra

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FUCKING WEEABOOS, GTFO MY BOARD, GOD DAMMIT!

still your mind and body

Start by not watching shitty anime

OHP 4pl8

kek

I would do horrible horrible things if it meant I could make shadow clones.

Also Naruto is absolute garbage cancer kill yourself.

First you gotta do spiritual gains OP.

Life isn't an anime. Don't search in fantasy as an attempt to find an aesthetic for your life.

like this

wrong. Fantasy is an idea.
Ideas are what men tend to follow.
Even if we dont achieve it in life, is what gives us drive.
We are not women.

You need to be an elite ninja that has been training for years before being considered to be chosen as a student of Fukasaku. You're not even a genin, OP.

unrequited love x cuckold by best friend until failure.

>FUCKING WEEABOOS, GTFO MY BOARD, GOD DAMMIT!
no

this desu

like dis

HE DISAPPEARED!
no
he's just so fast I couldn't track his movements