My Fellow AUSFAGS

Working 12-7, Uniform doesn't show gains in the slightest.
Gonna get that double pay tho

I was thinking about "land down under" too

looks good. I'll do this.

I will also GLASS a CUNT in honor of the holy PRISON ISLAND and run off into the BUSH in my HOLDEN while drinking VB

Finally I will watch crocodile dundee

I'm a New Years fag so my 3 weeks of gains isn't enough to show off on the beach.

>feelsbadman.jog

> jizzing in my pants from the thought of a bunnings sausage sizzle

Aussie's are known for their riding.
I give you 2 more month before you hop on gear for summer

The missus is out of town for the day and so are me parents so I'll probably go drink tinnies with the boys all day
Picking up my new VE II SV6 ute after straya dayin honour of all the mad cunts who died to create this great land

ha, you think it fucking matters? 20 years in this country and i've literally never not once been invited to an 'australia day' pool party or bbq. probably gonna spend the day with fucking asian exchange student friends, yeah, what a way to celebrate australia.

Also i've unfriended 9 people so far from facebook, anyone who shares an 'invasion day' or buzzfeed type video claiming we need to change the day to May 8 because it sounds like 'mate' gets unfriended

Not our fault you don't have any sick cunt friends to have fun with

just bought one in black myself brah, up the fuckn utes

fuckin oath

> several of these and god knows how many bottles of XXXX

RIP gains, hello fat fuck bliss

Would've got an SSV redline for mad skids but still a P plater
They fuarken hammer for 6 cylinders tho
You honour all the fallen cunts who passed away doin heaps sick skidz for the boys!

XXXX is literally abo piss

desu I've taken a strange liking to it lately
rural QLD fag though so the bogan is in my veins

ive recently found out i can get wasted about once a week and still make good progress on texas method, feels good lads

gonna get well fuckeyed tomorrow

fuck brown cunts

thrown your own party and invite kunts.
even if half the people don't show it beats sitting home alone being a nigel no friends

>looking shredded
I literally started last week

All I look like is a skeleton with too much gym gear

Das it mayne

iktf bro. feel like such a beta wearing a shirt at the beach. but it beats showing of my skelly mode torso and getting laughed at

I plan on getting absolutely messed and seeing if i can stick any slags. Looking shredded as well so my confidence is through the roof.

Any other cunts downing the Sunnyvale goon tomorrow? The only true way to feel Aussie

M8 gold is good. Dat midstrength, can drink all day and not fall over. Music festival beer of choice

Cairns by anychance ?

Nah Gladstone, moved to Brisbane a couple of years ago though but in my home town for aus day

too many poofs in Brisbane would rather enjoy my Aus day without a bunch of spoiled white academic cucks spewing over "muh invasion day"

>Going overseas to meet a group of friends in a few months who all live in different countries and are getting together for this one trip and most of the time we're going to be on the beach
>Have 5 months to get fit before then
>mistakenly told one of the girls there I started working out as well so now I have to impress
I really fucking hope I get off to a running start and have something to show in five months

just come fucking south brissy and logan mate, we'll fuck up those cuck poofs.

test+tren

Live in Graceville kek, too cozy there to go to logan
might have a belated pint in the city's Irish pub when i get back from my holiday

> 5months.
you'll be swimming in noob gains

Cronulla 2.0 when?

brisbanes alright mate but yeah 100% at uni these fags are everywhere with 'muh invasion day'

Better be talkin about Fat Fuckin Louie's

Tbh brisbane isn't bad enough to get a cronulla

most people don't give a shit about them bloody leb loving fags

I was gonna drink about 1/4 to 1/3 of a bottle of bourbon, then the day after mesage a qt i went out with today, asking if she would like to help me finish it/come over for dinner and movies.

I haven't got laid in a year, hopefully it works bros.

ayyyy im hitting up corinda tomorrow. Happy Australia day cunt

>you'll be swimming in noob gains
Ill take any gains at this point

Just not a gain in autistic babbling when I fail to make any muscle and have to take my shirt off...

Yee boooy

either that or O'Malley's
> sitting in some dark irish pub drinking pint after pint with no cunts bothering you

hahahhaha fuuuccckkkk fat louies is sick though im hitting up the RE for a spell then my mates house

Who else is gonna be the /CHAD/ of the pool party?

might have a few sips

> not sugarfree

sipping dangerously i see

better get your ass to the gym tomorrow and start picking up heavy shit and putting it down

Iv already got a PPLPPLx routine going, feel like death at the end of it most of the time

This is going to be a long five months

Never heard of O'Malley, wheres that at?

>sipping on the edge

cos fuck teeth

DOMs?
if so they will go away after 2-3 weeks. depends on how hard you worked the respective muscles wether its quicker or longer

Across-ish from the David Jones shops in Queens Street

The pub is underground, wooden everything
comfy as fuck

perfect for me when i just want to sit somewhere dark without any windows and just drink to forget

Ah I never drink alone but always with the boys. I'll check out O'Malleys though sounds sweet.

>Ah I never drink alone
Lucky you

Yeah DOMs, mainly for leg day. Walking around like I have a dick in my ass for two days later.

Im taking it as a sign that I must be doing something right for now

glass a leb and then do burnouts in your torrana

It's gonna be alright bruh

Hey, O'Malleys man! Might catch you there.

I'm the sod sitting around drinking a pint of Guinness

So everyone at O'Malleys.

Obviously I'm gonna drink the Very Best and do both.

I'm a foreigner living in Perth, tell me where can I go and what can I do on Straya day? I don't have any Aussie friends who's barbi pool party to crash since all my friends are other fellow Scandi cucks.

Just get pissed and ark up to the bikies and hope they don't kill you. Should be a laugh

>ark up to the bikies
I didn't understand anything of this sentence desu m8.

It's like Aussie trolling

Go find a derro looking cunt ask him for a sparky and knock him in the gobba

start a fight with bikers

fuckin exactly my plan; great minds ay

think of it this way bro if you don't show everyone your bod now they won't know how much to mire when your gains start coming in

mirin bro, you're killin it

Got invited to a mate's BBQ pool party and I have lifeguard shift tomorrow, feels good man

Ausfaginese is like a different language.

Also my name is Nigel, does that automatically make me a nigel no friends?