Just matched with this qt on tinder, she wants to meet up holy fuck this is nerve racking

it's a scam, this commonly happens to people who've made it. They send a link to get you to enter credit card info.

It's okay brah you just have to always find something funny and witty to say. Works every time.

HAHAHAH OP is actually retarded

>If your tryna get the pipe I'm down

L M F A O
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Bummer OP

>learning about science
kys

lol

You guys are just jealous of OP scoring some robot pussy

you're gonna fuck it up, just stay inside and block her

>We're do you do for work?

What did he mean by this?

>Learning about science
lmao why would you say this

>If you're tryna get the pipe
Legitimately autistic. I can just see you nervously typing that trying to sound smooth. Post more of her pics. She looks undercover uggo in the one you posted.

ebin, just ebin

Jocelyn NOOOOO!! She was the one, brehs.

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You have to do it to get the nudes. You're gonna make it.

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i dont even think thats mia khalifa

Absolutely disgusting. Also a scam bot lmao. Thanks for posting

How you didn't figure out the messages were automated is truly a sign of your autism

is this how betas act alpha LMAO

If I'm 24 but can pass for younger, should I put 24 as my age on Tinder?
I don't really have many things you associate with not being a teenager anymore, like my own place or a lot of money. I'm more like an 18 year old in that regard.

ahahahahahahahaha

12 pumps and you're done, that's the rule. Any more and she'll think you are trying to pleasure her, god forbid.

>we're

PLEASE BE BAAAIITTTT

We're do you live

Guess I should have read the rest

unless you're in college
after 20ish most chicks who are in art school expect the guy to have his own apartment and shit.
im 21 and tell most chicks im 19

I'm somewhat autistic when it comes to English.

aren't in art school*

Autistic people would spell things right. You're just retarded

Canada

We're do you do for work ?
Maybe you should study English instead.

You to

then why not google the correct sentences m8?

I'm in college lol

No. The less lies you tell the less you have to remember. If you're not trying to pick up 18-year-olds 24 is plenty young enough already.

>we're do you do for work
>we're do you live
>im learning science

Is OP literally a 12 year old?

I was just slam that qt Arab and taking notes on a lesson, I can't be focusing on proper grammar. When tryna get the beef curtains.

>I'm in class learning about science

>I can't be focusing on proper grammar
>can't distinguish between we're and where

kek, they literally teach you that shit when you're (note you're not your or ur) like 6 years old.

Yeah I live with my parents, so you know, not the most attractive quality. I've never used Tinder so I just wanna see where I'm at, see if I can get any matches at all.

Yeah 18-40 I don't care. From what I know young girls like older guys, but I don't have the alluring things that older guys have, other than a car, but most 18 year olds have one at their disposal nowadays.
I guess I'll use my real age. Not like I have anything to lose anyway.

I need advice, going on second date with 16 year-old girl soon (I'm 21) and I can definitely feel the age gap when we talk. What the hell are you supposed to talk about on a second date when you already covered the essentials on the first date?

What did he mean by this

Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, The Hunger Games and Divergent movies, The 100.
This is what you signed up for with a 16 year old girl, better rev up that Netflix account.

Why are you talking to a 16 year old

I'm 22 and would rather shoot myself, stigma aside

>tfw only bots match up with you

nonce

She's incredibly hot and comes off as a virgin (although most likely not), plus she's really charming. But man, she has the absolute worst taste in movies and music n shit.

You cant, im the two pump champ, aim for 3

when I was 21 I fucked a 17 year old .
Can confirm that it was the tightest shit ever. no condom, no ragrets.
Granted she didnt really make me work for it... and after we fucked I told her to sleep on the couch. I never saw her after that.

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>you tryna get the pipe

Jesus H. Christ.

You better be a nigger OP. If you aren't you need to learn quickly that talking like one is just sad. If you are a nignog I'm disappointed she's gonna get Blacked.

It's

> nerve wracking

>and after we fucked I told her to sleep on the couch. I never saw her after that.
ALPHA

No it's just the beginning. It'll take a 10+ qt grind in order to get the feel for women, to learn how to not get manipulated and how to properly game. Then annon you will have the skill set to differ between sloots and good women and get yourself a gf. I believe in you annon. You're gonna make it.

>if you tryna get the pipe im down

My sides

im laughing so fucking hard at this entire thread

>learning science

im LMAO'ing at your life OP

oh god

>tfw you can only chat up bots

life is suffering
- Finn

This. Not having a bio in the first place is a big red flag.

Keeeeekkkkk

i feel for you senpai

Keep posting please, I wanted to work my abs anyway.

holee fuk, she was hiding her jawsus behind her scarf

>If you're tryna get the pipe, I'm down.
OH MY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAAHA

She's fat.
This is a classic try hide the chub photo

>tonight I'm learning about science
>We're do you do for work?
>We're do you live?
>If your tryna get the pipe I'm down

It's a bot

Replies back to a bot

never ever change, Veeky Forums

D-do you guys think there's any guy bots out there tricking girls this hard?

Why does she have the jokers grin?

Ur one cheeky cunt m8

>it wants your credit card to verify your identity

holy fucking shit in for screencap

Potato head

At least you got a bot to talk to you.

That's better than 90% of this board

this bitch ugly
have some standards OP

This thread lel

>wanna know how I got these scars?

She's fat

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From what I can parcel out from his rambling he was too distracted by his lesson (he was learning science tonight) and the thought of the sex he was going to have that he failed to realize that we're and where are two different words

I'm so sorry senpai

>after 20ish most chicks who are in art school expect the guy to have his own apartment and shit.

>implying most people in their early-mid 20s nowadays dont live with their parents

right

>being so pathetic that you're of legal drinking age and going on a date with a fucking high school girl because you can't get girls your own age

i am scared to even ask how you met her. i would say her dad is probably mad as fuck but she obviously doesnt have one

Call me.....

JOKER

fug forgot der shop

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Chances are she's fat with that scarf hiding her chin and body

OP needs an enema!!!!

Just installed tinder and a GPS spoof.

What are some good college towns. Wanna test my game