"Are you user? OMG you've gotten so big and hot *giggles* since the last time we've seen you."

Thanks, zumba and rollerblading have really been paying off.

Stop being a slut.

15 second difference, Are you me? I can already tell you're a sick cunt who slays pussy.

I would laugh at them hopefully, maybe not the best thing but it would make sense to my brain and not be the most spaghetti thing to do

I'm married.

sounds beta cuckboy who is going to make excuses while chad puts her down and fucks her ass.

"Who are you again?"

dubs of truth, winrar

"Ay bruv"
>"ye bruv"
"Ay this bird with fat tits is complimentin me bruv"
>"slaying bruv, you gon hit it bruv?"
"Nah bruv, semen retention bruv"
>"oh shit bruv I forgot, I hit this fat bird yesterday bruv"
"Bruv we gotta hit the gym asap bruv
>"ye bruv"
Proceeds to leave party because get togethers ruin my gains.

lookin thicc bbz u wan sum fucc XD

would you like to suck my cock, berzerker
my love for you is making fuck, berzerker

Haha yeah ive been hitting the gym. Whats your favorite drink?
*she gives answer*
(to the bartender)I'll have 1 double shot of grey goose and one *answer*
*tip $2*
Cheers. So what have you been up to these days?

So easy. Interaction with sluts is almost systematic

You're looking good too, does Minnie mousey want a nibble? Gotta show me you got good nibble form first though, maybe your friend can help you with the spot.

wow I wish my game was this good

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

i'm squirting all over the place

Thanks, I will.

>thanks, my genetics finally kicked in. So what have you been up to?

*pulls down pants*
*turns 360*
braaaarp right in their face

Actually in a weird twist of fate, I am you.

And you're a sick cunt who slays pussy.

Yeah I can leave you my DM if you want

yeah i know its crazy right :D
i even got my own apartment now
you should totally check it out sometime, its got everything you need

for you

So the bartender is a slut? I don't get it.

>buying girls drinks
>blue pill as fuck
>never gunna make it

Dude its only like $10 just think of it as a slut tax

I'd probably respond with "nah I'm pretty small but thanks"

>98% of Veeky Forums doesn't know how to respond to this.
You too

Thanks, you two are looking cute as ever.

not hard to be a normie. At least, not to pretend to be one

"Thanks. You two want to come back to my place and have some drinks together? It'll be fun."

are u kidding?
this is the exact moment we train for
the moment we get to reject the girls who rejected us in the prior life

i'd fuckin blow them right off and look right through them. im better than them now and they will reap what they have sowed praise ya jesus

...

>"thanks"
>have a shitty smile
>"means a lot when someone other than my mom says im hot"

but in the heat of the moment ive done "you too" my mind just goes blank and I panic

For you

"Not much. Thanks for the drink user, Byeeee!"

Awesome costumes, I love minnie mouse and michael jackson

Maybe if you were ten years younger, sorry I'm not into used up whores.

This is maybe the most autistic thing I've read today

hurts to read

>tfw your former oneitis got fat, settled down with a fat guy in suburban Houston with a fat dog and a fat kid and you're dating a hottie who's 4 years younger than she is

"i know"
>flexes autistically

"I think you both have the right to know. Lifting weights has turned me into a homosexual. And to be completely honest girl in the Michael Jackson outfit, I had anal sex with your father last night."

Yep just Wii fit, and a cheeseburger before bed.
It helps make up for my shit personality,

this

I know this feel. I get bigger, and my former crush gets bigger. It's the way of the world.

waste of quads
sad

Uh, I have to return some videotapes.

/tv/ pls

best use possible of quads

nice work

Yeah this.

...

A 360 is a full circle, you fucking retard.

yeah i guess im just a lucky guy haha

Thanks, you look bigger too.

>tips $2
Nigga you're supposed to open a tab up

>Cheers. So what have you been up to these days?

babby's first time on the internet?

>Thanks. You look the same

>Thanks. You look... older

...Thanks...
>drives internally

Holy molly

"You're annoying me, go bother somebody else."

You is the baited son

haha yessir PTL

>omg she finally noticed me

wow. I never thought i would come face-to-face with a bona fide Chad.

>not fucking her first
faggot shit

>fucking her first

this is acceptable, and i've done that too, but then you have to live with a girl who is pissed at you and will talk shit about you to everyone because you used her. so make sure she's not friends w/ any girls you might want to hook up with in the future bc she will ruin that. thats happened to me too, but none of her friends were anything special anyway - just a warning

...

UUUU

>take a shit on the carpet
>territory marked
>bark at outsiders to get out of my zone
>win prizes

This user thinks he's the shit because all girls go talk to him. Doesn't realize they all go because just by greeting you you pay for their favorite drink. They also have a deal with the bartender to do that amap to give him 2 dollar tips. Go 5 times to meet user to get your drink and you'll get a free beer.

>tfw only a few thousand japs out of millions are attractive
>tfw only a few million out of hundreds of millions of whites are attractive
>tfw no shitskins are attractive
really makes u think huh

I like this image

I need the sound for this

is it on youtube

I do a little zumba on the weekends.

IMAGINE

>teleports behind them
>steals stacies from you
>heh, nothin personal kid

Yeah I've been working out a lot over the past year. I'm actually much smaller than I was before if you consider all the fat I lost, but yeah my arms certainly look more defined if that's what you mean.

Underrated post

>Yeah, I've been spending a lot more time at the gym. You guys don't look so bad yourself. Wanna go grab some lunch? It'd be nice after not seeing each other for so long.

This guy has no idea, a true alpha doesn't waste his time BRIBING WOMAN with drinks. A true man is busy with different things.

>tips bartender
LOL do Americans really tip people who pour drinks?

dailymotion.com/video/x16n2oa_aidol-131018-ske48-no-ebi-friday-night-ep03_fun

It's little more than halfway into the episode.

>"Are you user? OMG you've gotten so big and hot *giggles* since the last time we've seen you."
>98% of Veeky Forums doesn't know how to respond to this.
>"Are you user? OMG you've gotten so big and hot *giggles* since the last time we've seen you."
>98% of Veeky Forums doesn't know how to respond to this.
i would runaway because this girls are ugly, especially the right one.

you literally only have to smile and say yeah

>yeah, I know

Americans barely pay their bartenders and expect the customers to cover the difference between their wages and the cost of living. It's stupid.

...

Is that bear grylls?