>be on test/deca/hgh
>jack off anywhere between 4-8 times a day
>no girls in site
>randomly match on tinder with a qt
>hit it off, says shes having issues at home right now and wants to come over for the night
>ive already jacked off 5 times so far
>comes over
>is all over me
>social anxiety, virginity all kick in
>takes off my pants
>cant get hard at all
>this goes on for almost an hour, im just laying down limp
>end up just cuddling all night
fuck my life Veeky Forums
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did she try to suck you hard?
Stop masturbating.
>Roiding before you lose you virginity
Ishiggydiggy
if i knew in weeks advance i would of stopped
The point is to stop so you're ready for when this opportunities come up, dumbass.
But since you're roiding as a virgin; how does it feel to know that you might have permanently fucked your hormones to the point where you will never experience what it's like to raw dog a girl and cream pie her?
Do you watch porn when you jack it 4-8 times a day?
>tfw tired of stalling on all my lifts
>tfw want to try test but dont know anyone who does it
so is life
>she actually stayed with u after u couldnt get it up and cuddled with u
marry her m8, ull never find another like her lmao.
is this the grill OP? She's hot
but yeah thanks for convincing me not to roid
What ratio of deca to test?
3g test 1g deca
>been incredible horny+bored past couple weeks
>wanking 4-6 times a day
>match with a few qt's when school starts again
>cut down to 2/day
>wank on the morning of a day i have a date
>fuck her 7 times
idk what to tell you bro. don't wank so much.
3 fucking grams of test? what the fuck is wrong with you noobs. not only are you wasting money, youre wasting gear, and most likely damaging your bodys.
ill bet you look like a bloated mess.
>aslo congrats on not losing your virginity
5 times a day? You retarded son
im qualified for nationals but thanks brah
hahahahahahahah. i spit my shake all over my keyboard.
you gonna back up that claim?
>i dont have to prove my wild claims
knew you were full of shit.
Time to end that suffering user
she sounds nice
>3g test 1g deca
How are you not dead?
Try food.
Can be found at your local grocery stores.
this thread isn't fun anymore because i know you're lying now
Dubs never lie
This desu
It's okay bro, first time I ever got naked with a girl she sucked my erection away and it didnt come back all night.
What works for me when I lose it is just focus on feeling her body. She loves it and it gets your mind off how not hard you are.
Also dont be afraid to jack it for 5-10 seconds right before you fuck her if you feel like you're 90% hard.
also forgot to add I eat 200g of creatine a day
First time with chick couldnt get it up. I blame alcohol. Next time i fucked 1hs and a half without stopping. Cumming was hard - i blame condoms.
just take viagra?
stop wanking you faggot
> Be hormone fueled roid monkey
> Can't get dick hard and fug
When all the memes are real
you are the definition of pathetic.
Stop forever.
but how many sips?
This. If you're going on a date, especially a fucking tinder date you don't jerk off that day and maybe a day or two before. Girls don't care that much if you blow your load right away, and if you blow your load right away and then get hard again and have another go, they're actually impressed.
AND THIS
shoulda got on nofap ya fuckin' mong
>bodybuildermilk.com
>check out those 1g of Deca no Bromo or Caber results
Can you read?
>hit it off, says shes having issues at home right now and wants to come over for the night
She only stayed because her step-father did not want to buy a new iPhone for her.
>be me
>injecting 400/week test c tuesdays and Thursday's since dec 1st
>one nut smaller than the other
>sex drive out of this world
>still no strength gains
KILL ME
That doesn't make sense
Yes I know and I don't fucking understand.