Lift for women

>Lift for women
>Start talking to random girl in that added me in Dark Souls 3
>Find out she lives 40 minutes away
>We become online gaming friends
>Ask her if she wants to grab some sushi together
>She agrees
>She's a tiny qt 3.14 (only asked cause I creepily stalked her online)
>She expected some chubby neckbeard
>Literally blown away when she sees me
>The whole time she's groping my arms
>We've been dating for 3 months

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fuck, if this is true then i'm jelly man. Sounds really cute.

>tfw all of my girlfriends have been whores that i met through one night stands.

I really wish i can meet some cute pie like the way you met this one

I will never know this feel

nice senpai, good luck

im happy for you :3

>tfw Veeky Forums but girls just don't like me

>tfw fittest dude in my social circle
>ugly face scares grills :(

good work desu

When are you going to backstab her and get revenge for all the times you were rejected by women before?
I think maybe about 9 months is good enough for her to get really close to you.

nice job

Wtf I should start playing video games again

he made it wut do?

Maybe stop having one night stands. The type of person who does that shit is the type of person to drive away qt's get rekt

I had a similar story. But when I showed up it was a chris hansen looking motherfucker

Satan, when does that episode of Dateline air?

>added me in darksouls
>summoning people in darksouls
>not gitting good
Never gonna make it senpai
(If this is real I'm happy for you user)

> while your try to git gud at videogames CHAD is fucking your ONEITIS while she begs him to be with her forever

>you were expecting a cute little girl
>no it's me, user
>now please sit down

why do dateline predators never try to fuck chris hanson? it'd be a good way to save face, like doing a cart wheel after you trip

>my oneitis isn't real ;^)

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> caught trying to smash a 16yo
> save face by pretending to be a faggot

cute story if true. congrats bro!