You're given the following two choices:

$2-4k for a nice doc in Turkey

>look like shit

I don't think they do. It won't be a thick as it was when you're a child but it'll look damn near it.

There's a difference between FUE and other types of transplants

Although if you have a toilet seat head then you'll probably need 2 operations to fill it all in

being bald isnt bad, as long as you dont try to hide it. just keep it clean, keep it short.

Manlet.

Sounds like a lot of hassle.

I know this dude who paid 9k for two surgeries (one was a hair transplant and the other one was re-adjusting his scalp or some shit like that) and it still looks terrible, like doll hair covered in tar. It's like, why are you still fighting? Accept your fate and shave.

I'm 5'9 and have a full head of hair, I'd take being bald and 6'3 and even pay thousands for transplants if necessary

How's your beard game? That usually helps the bald """problem""", it gives structure to the face and head.

>How's your beard game?
Strong

read my post again though, i'm not bald, just 'short'

Right, sorry man, I got distracted.

5'9 ain't that bad though, my best friend is that height and he's swole as a motherfucker. Helps a lot.

>already 5'11 and content
>already make good gains
>have amazing hair
>beard grows in thick and rugged and fast but i fucking hate beards

tell me again what's wrong with being 5'11? do you think girls are going to get up on a step ladder with a tape measure to see if you're under 6 foot lol

youtube.com/watch?v=pkMAf0ZHO_k

here's a video of a 5'11 man KOing some 6'3 dudes for your viewing pleasure

if you're saying I can never grow hair in the 1st option I pick the 2nd option.

Not even that I would mind being bald that much, but the inability to grow hair bothers me. It's like someone telling me what I can't do. Don't tell me what I can't do.

I'm already number 2.
How should I feel?

Absolutely nothing as long as you live in reality. But this is Veeky Forums so if you're under 6' you should kill yourself and pray you're reincarnated as a real man.

Weight classes exist for a reason. Mayweather's a dominating manlet, McGregor is a dominating manlet, were they to step up and fight normal sized professional men they'd get starched.
Seems like you're trying to justify being a manlet.

Obviously the first choice I actively want to look like a Viking anyway.

reminder that mcgregor (5'9) wrecked nate diaz (6'0)

>reminder that mike tyson is 5'10

youtube.com/watch?v=sccD0Uvz6Rg

Tyson's also a can crusher who, whenever encountering a great fighter, crumbled.

It's like saying Khabib Nurmagomedov is the greatest lightweight of all time because he crushed 23 cans and had one worthy victory.

You'd be surprised with the amount of people who prioritise hair over gains and height.

>reminder that fedor emelianenko is 5'11 1/2

youtube.com/watch?v=je0dHMuKVew

>this delusional lanklord actually thinks that out of mike tysons 59 fights, he only fought 4 great fighters

damage control

See Also a can crusher who crumbled under real competition. He'd get violated if he stepped in today's Heavyweight cathegory even at his prime.

>Is this retarded and has this little knowledge about boxing that he actually thinks Tyson is anywhere near the top in the "GOAT" list
Holyfield shat on him with ease, so did Lewis. Klitschko is arguably the best defensive Heavyweight of all time and even he got his shit handed to him by Fury.

Tyson's shit, kys manlet. Quit trying to live through A can crushing manlet, he doesn't justify that you're a tiny fag.

lol i guess roy jones jr is a can crusher too

stop trying

Since I'm already balding and it doesn't look like it's gonna stop, I'll pick the first.

See Stop trying. Plus, pro fighters being successful in their field of work and their respective weight classes (especially considering how retarded weightclasses in boxing are compared to Kickboxing or MMA) doesn't justify your existence as a manlet in any way. You're not Roy Jones Jr, faggot.

remember when georges st pierre (5'10) beat carlos condit? (6'2)

youtube.com/watch?v=S9I7eY__V6M

>more damage control
>shifting goalposts

you're the one who claimed people under 6'0 cant beat people taller than them ya salty nerd. you're also not holyfield. it's irrelevant

>Welterweight (170lbs) champion of the world is 5'10
SHOCKER. The current champion isn't that tall either and the history of the belt in the division is riddled with manlets, the only """average""" height champion was Lawler himself who is 5'11.

What's next, are you gonna take on the Lightweight division and reminisce about how Rafael dos Anjos beat Donald Cerrone who was killing himself to make manlet weight and looks like a complete different fighter at 170?

Shows what you know.

>Strawman
>When confronted with facts about his bullshit he goes full "UHM, NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT, UH"
Kek, manlet.

>reminder that 5'11 ruslan chaegaev defeat 7 foot nikolai valuev and they're both heavyweights

lol stay fucking mad

youtube.com/watch?v=KqRh3iLW-Tc

here's the video so you can watch the manlet kick his ass even though he was 100 pounds heavier and had a foot of height over him

The first one.

>choose 19'10"
>get truly massive with fantastic gains
>be a legend

>Tfw have great hair that i love but the idea of becoming one punch man is very tempting

Ruslan is 6'1.

Try again, manlet.

>Being this fucking insecure about your height
Fucking lmao, my sides are dead. THE INSECURITY OF THIS MANLET, HIS NAPOLEON COMPLEX, THE INFERIORITY COMPLEX, THE MANLET SYNDROME LMAO

I see only one path here, so called "king of manlets"

AESTHIC

1st one because the 2nd is exactly how I am now.

First one.
>chose 4'8"
>become too wide to fit through most doors
>make a home in the moutains and train in solitude with your home-forged gym
>come out only to destroy humans in powerlifting due to sick leverages
>become the ultimate dwarf

he's actually not. ufc adds inches the same as the wwe adds inches. but for the sake of argument lets pretend he is 6'1 and there's still a 9 inch different of height and 100 lbs. the lanklet still got fucking wrecked and you have no argument

Definitely 2nd.

Luscious head of hair > bald with gains

...

I've got a luscious head of hair. It's alright but it's no 9' tall monster

making it

here watch this 5'11 manlet totally destroy richard hall who is 6'3

youtube.com/watch?v=TF0l9jSi0lA

>Being literally this wrong
>Moving goalposts this fucking hard after you got humiliated
>"T-T-THEY ADD INCHES"
So they added inches to Valuev too? :^)

>BEING THIS MUCH OF AN INSECURE MANLET WITH NO ARGUMENT AFTER GETTING BTFO
LMAO

See >Being this desperate to find an example to justify you being a MANLET
>Having such a FRAGILE manlet ego
LMAO

a google search also says that conor mcgregor is 5'9 when he's actually more like borderline 5'8. that's just how the ufc is.

>being so salty that you're practically typing in all caps at this point

>Richard Hall is a Jamaican professional boxer fighting at cruiserweight. Hall won the interim World Boxing Association light heavyweight title against Anthony Bigeni and lost other world title bids against Roy Jones, Jr. and Dariusz Michalczewski.

richard hall fights at light heavyweight just like roy jones jr
does. i thought you knew a lot about boxing?

>No point
>Bitching about McGregor, who's UNDENIABLY a manlet in manlet classes as if that helps his case
>Thinks boxing is the same as the UFC in what comes to heights / weights
Fucking lmao, you're so desperate and have such a weak ego. Try to lift more, craft a respectable personality for yourself, quit being so insecure just because you don't have the height of a man.

Jesus, how can someone be so insecure?

>The reading comprehension of this manlet
Try again, dwarf.

>calling someone insecure when almost every post of yours reeks of frustration and is laden with lame insults

>craft a respectable personality for yourself

you're the one who is trying to say richard hall lost to roy jones jr because of weight class when theyre both light heavyweights. you try again, groot

First one. I shave my hair short anyway.

2

>8'6
>heart gains so I don't die
>I become the biggest nastiest apehoop player who ever lived
>nobody cares that I am bald

why the fuck would i want a feces trap/beard? Lame fucking trend needs to die already.

You're the one desperately trying to justify your near-human male height. Seriously, searching far and wide for a PROFESSIONAL fighter who defeated someone larger than him in height to pathetically try to make your terrible manlet height ok?

It'd be like me trying to inflate my value as a man by saying I belong to the same gender as General Patton. You're not even in the same category as these people you're trying (and failing) to use as a justification for your shit height.

You're a sad, insecure sight to look at.

>Rest is you demonstrating your reading comprehension and strawmaning something I never said
Sad indeed. I knew your height was stunted but I didn't know your brain was too.

2nd one
I'd rather have clothes that fit me, be able to run fast, and fit into cars, airplane seats, and doors without hassle. Already have a 7/10 face but my skull structure leans towards a heavily Neanderthal ancestry so I need my hair.
Honestly, I just lift to be in shape.

wouldn't you have to be black for that, bro

I am the 2nd, fiercer coming of yao ming

>You're the one desperately trying to justify your near-human male height. Seriously, searching far and wide for a PROFESSIONAL fighter who defeated someone larger than him in height to pathetically try to make your terrible manlet height ok?

>implying
>Rest is you demonstrating your reading comprehension and strawmaning something I never said

remember when you said >Weight classes exist for a reason. Mayweather's a dominating manlet, McGregor is a dominating manlet, were they to step up and fight normal sized professional men they'd get starched.

remember when you referred to that post when i showed you the video of the 5'11 MANLET destroying richard hall at 6'3? but it's a strawman right?

>being this salty that you're trying to take back what you said and not even knowing what a strawman is

If you spent less time eating random dudes in a public bathroom you wouldn't trap any feces.

nypost.com/2015/05/04/science-proves-that-beards-contain-fecal-matter/

Choose to be 7' w/ fantastic gains
NBA
???
Profit?

Again, they competed in the same weight class and I gave you several examples here that shit all over your one example. If you narrow down the average for Light Heavyweight is 6'0, what's next, you're gonna try to use GSP as an example? Or Rafael dos Anjos? Or McGregor when he beat Max Holloway?

>Rest is you not even addressing how much I humiliated you and exposed you as an insecure manlet
Fucking sad.

You're not Roy Jones Jr, son. You'll never be. Him being 5'11 and doing something in his field of work doesn't justify your shit height.

I bet you're not even 5'11, you're shorter, aren't you? Aren't you, insecure child? There are 16yo KIDS who are taller than you lmao.

Bald bald or just receding hairline?

I think I'd take 1, hair is only a big deal until you're 30

Make me 6'6 and glorious

Johny Hendricks bald. Danny DeVito bald.

>hair is only a big deal until you're 30
Huh?
Before 30 almost everyone has hair, afterwards it starts dropping off
Wouldnt hair be a bigger deal AFTER 30 since you know, it shows genetic superiority or whatever the fuck some autists call it when they prefer something to something else

Having a magnificent beard while also being jacked makes up for any potential baldness. Easy choice

>Again, they competed in the same weight class
yes, that's exactly my point. richard hall wasnt "struggling to make manlet weight" because that was the divison he always chose to fight in. and he got wrecked.

>Rest is you not even addressing how much I humiliated you and exposed you as an insecure manlet

why would i be humiliated that some salty anonymous nerd whose only thing going for him is his height, is trying as desperately as he possibly can to insult me, based only on height? i'm not giving a fuck

>You're not Roy Jones Jr, son. You'll never be. Him being 5'11 and doing something in his field of work doesn't justify your shit height.

and you're not any of the taller fighters you used to try to discredit my argument, you're just a bitter shitlord who thinks being taller than 6'0 is the most incredible thing in the world when no one but you cares. the fact that you've spent the last half hour anonymously trying to insult 'manlets' on a chinese cartoon board shows who the insecure one is here

It's less of a deal because more men are bald and women aren't quite as interested in the boyish look anymore, mature becomes more in

the only reason bald sucks in your 20's is because people think you're old

>the only reason bald sucks in your 20's is because people think you're old
Well yeah, i guess that does kind of suck
However i dunno if women lose interest in boyish looks at 30. Never met a girl above the age of 25 who was still single

And I gave you several examples of how Richard Hall is the Donald Cerrone of his respective weightclass. It doesn't do any more favours to Jones Jr. that he beat him than it does to Rafael dos Anjos that he beat fucking Donald Cerrone twice.

RJJ is taller than Mike Tyson, bigger reach too. Why, pray tell, didn't he ever compete at Heavyweight? At least Tyson took a chance as a manlet and left a mark in the collective memory of casuals and manlets trying to vicariously live through him (like you're doing) as a "GOAT" albeit how false that image might be.

>Why would I be humiliated
Because you're desperately trying to justify your terrible height for a male with examples of professional fighters to """some salty anonymous nerd""" online? You are giving more than a fuck, you're giving the entirety of them because you care, because my words cut deep into you, because you see someone who's not insecure about their height (I'm not even that tall, just 6'1 and have a decent physique) and you think "WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME?", you sad sap.

>You're not any of the taller fighters you used to try to discredit my argument
I'm not the one vicariously living through fighters. I've no chip on my shoulder about my height, never lost a fight to a manlet in my life.

You on the other hand sound like the product of two decades of mockery, abuse and bullying for being a manlet. Look at you so desperately trying to live through "LE MAGNIFICENT MANLET BOXERS WHO BEAT THAT TALLER MAN, THAT'S ME, THAT'S TOTALLY ME".

How fragile is your ego, bro?

They don't "lost interest", it just loses value relative to the younger years. Women begin to value things like maturity and stability more over male cuteness. It should be pretty apparent as to why. They want a strong provider and source of stability, not just a hot piece.

This is all general too

>And I gave you several examples of how Richard Hall is the Donald Cerrone of his respective weightclass

>durr he's not fighting in the right weight class even though that's the weight class he's always chosen to fight in, trained to fight in etc

>RJJ is taller than Mike Tyson, bigger reach too. Why, pray tell, didn't he ever compete at Heavyweight?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ruiz_vs._Roy_Jones_Jr.

John Ruiz vs. Roy Jones Jr. was a professional boxing match contested on March 1, 2003 for the WBA heavyweight championship.

john ruiz 6'2 226lbs
roy jones jr 5'11 193lbs

AND ROY JONES KICKED HIS ASS LMAO

>Because you're desperately trying to justify your terrible height for a male

i'm not trying to justify shit, i literally have no problems whatsoever with my height. its bitter faggots like yourself who think being 2 inches taller than me somehow makes you the better man when you've proven in all of your posts that you have the emotional maturity of a teenager

how fragile is your ego when you try everything in your power to hurt someones feelings for being 2 inches shorter than you? im genuinely curious, do you have autism?

Well like i said, if you say so
Ive never met any girl who was single above the age of 25 so i cant compare to shit
I was told when i was younger that if i build my career and take care of myself dating between 28-35 would be great
I had a gf so i wasnt worried but when i got out at the other end of the relationship at 27 i thought i was looking forward to good times

This wasnt the case however, and yeah i still got my hair aswell...whatever good that does

Good talk bro, take care of your hair

2nd
>6'11''
>become wole af
>become fast af
>become best athlete on earth in all sports
>be literal legend
does baldness even matter? Jordan was bald, who gave a fuck?

>be 7'5
>put on arnold-tier levels of muscle
>become the actual human Goliath

>Strawmaning again
>Putting words in my mouth
You try (and fail) to """argue""" like someone straight out of a convention about the tenets of the Talmud.

Guess I stand corrected about Roy Jones Jr, my mind slipped to Bernard Hopkins for obvious reasons.

Still doesn't justify your miserable existence as a MANLET, see You gonna cry some more, manlet boy? :^)

>Not trying to justify shit
But you are. You've been, desperately, for the past two hours, trying to showcase examples of shorter men beating taller men in a PROFESSIONAL environment where weight classes, reach, training, etc come into play. You're not Roy Jones Jr, you manlet, trying to use him to justify your stunted growth is pathetic.

>Rest is you saying "N-NO, Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU" after I exposed your fragile ego for the world to see
>Someone who tries desperately to live vicariously through professional fighters accusing ANYONE of having fragile egos
Lmao. Honestly, I've been buried in this exam season, haven't slept well because of studying and needed a break, needed a laugh. But I never thought I'd get a sides wrecking comedy like I did when I saw you desperately clawing to justify your shit height. It honestly amazes me that someone so fragile and weak can exist and be in the same gender as me.

>another paragraph of you trying to insult me for being 2 inches, literally 4 centimers taller

tl;dr

it's time to stop posting

>Got BTFO so hard he gives up
Thought so, manlet boy. Move along now, try not to make others trip on you, try to be less of an obstacle.

>practically typed an entire novel today trying (and failing) to hurt my feelings
>i eventually get tired of you sounding like a broken record and claiming false strawmans

>LOL BTFO MANLET

okay, have a nice day

>>Your height will be 5'11
>>You'll have mediocre gains for the rest of your life
>>You'll have a shitty Orlando Bloom tier beard
>>But you'll have a luscious head of hair for the rest of your days
This is already me but 2 inches shorter. I fight, so I don't need magnificent gains anyway.

2

>6'1
>Not a manlet

You have no room to talk, stumpy. You're as much of a manlet as he is. 6'3 master race reporting in

>BTFO, humiliated and proven wrong to such an extent he has to fake smugness to get out of getting #told so bad
Whatever helps you sleep, manlet.

>Implying 6'1 isn't the perfect height

6'1 is manlet lol

>6'1
>perfect height

Manlets need to leave.

>Stumpy lanklets trying to flex
6'1 has been THE perfect height by excellence since the dawn of time, quit trying to flex you losers.

Wait a minute.

>That same manlet I humiliated and utterly destroyed trying a different (albeit as ridiculous and useless) approach
Lmao, how fucking sad are you?

>Inb4 poor shoop

>being this insecure about your height
wow lad

The first one obviously and this is coming from someone with long hair. What kind of cuck do you have to be to choose the second option?

>Stumpy
>Calling someone taller than you short

>Assblasted and cant accept that 6'1 is manlet

Sorry but no, I'm not that manlet you were trying so hard to shame but you definitely should leave too.

Fucking knew it. Thought you were leaving manlet :^)

Read above. You've been exposed, yet again.

Read the thread, plenty of losers picked the second one

Are you dumb? There's no reason for someone to pick 6'1 over 6'3 - 6'5
You fucking manlet

>tfw you're already the second choice but bald.