Anyone got any funny gym stories?

Anyone got any funny gym stories?

>just getting to gym today
>some dyel indian guy wearing a backpack looks like he did a really heavy leg day walking towards me
>some guy yells for someone to stop him
>guy drops his bag and pulls out two 40lb dumbells and leaves them on the floor
>he runs as fast as he can out the front door and down the street


>mfw pajeets trying to steal dumbells

>stealing dumbells

topkek

>Be in the the middle of a set
>Literal dude with down syndrome comes up and hugs me out of nowhere
>His pajeet carer just stands there and says sorry
>"it's fine"
>whenever I see them now I go to the other end of the gym
I don't know man, people with down syndrome just freak me out

Same here they're scary because they aren't human

Ben, we've talked about this, stop trying to be such a controversial wee faggot.

P.S. this is why your dad hates you

>Yuge redguard throwing up big weight on bench
>screaming between each rep
>after each set slowly walks to wall, presses head against it, and recites the Lord's Prayer for 5 minutes, non-stop.

Did you expect any more from a person who is literally the color of shit?

>Manlet, tattooed, curlbro, cholo enters gym
>Latina, platinum blonde dyed hair gf in heels enters with him
>he gets a bench
>grabs two 110lbs dumbbells
>lays down to do bumbbell BP
>gf is his 'spotter'
>thisisgonnabefun
>dude lifts it about a quarter of the way up
>gf is pushing his arms up
>"Babe, are you pushing?" "Yeah teehehehee!"
>Not one rep was made the entire time I saw them in the gym

Lol why do people even try to lift weights that are way to heavy to do sets with? I see people always doing 1/4 ROM lifts with way too heavy weights for 1 rep

>tfw can't even lift the 100lb dbs off the rack at my gym

He's obviously strong to even get in position to do db bench with 110 lbs