>just getting to gym today >some dyel indian guy wearing a backpack looks like he did a really heavy leg day walking towards me >some guy yells for someone to stop him >guy drops his bag and pulls out two 40lb dumbells and leaves them on the floor >he runs as fast as he can out the front door and down the street
>mfw pajeets trying to steal dumbells
Jonathan Garcia
>stealing dumbells
topkek
Jace Clark
>Be in the the middle of a set >Literal dude with down syndrome comes up and hugs me out of nowhere >His pajeet carer just stands there and says sorry >"it's fine" >whenever I see them now I go to the other end of the gym I don't know man, people with down syndrome just freak me out
Dominic Bell
Same here they're scary because they aren't human
John Ramirez
Ben, we've talked about this, stop trying to be such a controversial wee faggot.
P.S. this is why your dad hates you
Jackson Perez
>Yuge redguard throwing up big weight on bench >screaming between each rep >after each set slowly walks to wall, presses head against it, and recites the Lord's Prayer for 5 minutes, non-stop.
Liam Adams
Did you expect any more from a person who is literally the color of shit?
Jeremiah Sanchez
>Manlet, tattooed, curlbro, cholo enters gym >Latina, platinum blonde dyed hair gf in heels enters with him >he gets a bench >grabs two 110lbs dumbbells >lays down to do bumbbell BP >gf is his 'spotter' >thisisgonnabefun >dude lifts it about a quarter of the way up >gf is pushing his arms up >"Babe, are you pushing?" "Yeah teehehehee!" >Not one rep was made the entire time I saw them in the gym
Hudson Perry
Lol why do people even try to lift weights that are way to heavy to do sets with? I see people always doing 1/4 ROM lifts with way too heavy weights for 1 rep
Jacob Phillips
>tfw can't even lift the 100lb dbs off the rack at my gym
He's obviously strong to even get in position to do db bench with 110 lbs
Bentley Martinez
Yeah that's what grabbing 100 lb dumbells and failing one rep over and over will do for you. A
Christopher Fisher
To even keep them in your hands without dropping them is damn near impossible, how some manlet cholo managed to get in position to even attempt to use them is impressive
Ryder Long
Are you DYEL?
Holding 100lbs d bells is not that hard.
I press them for sets of 5-8 and I wouldn't consider myself huge. Only bench 320
Joshua Carter
downies are lowkey yoked. If they trained they would be Lebron James strong
Hunter Baker
>be me >just finished some preacher curls >about to grab a bench for some chest workouts >see one, walk over >dumbbells near the bench >start rolling them away >guy rolls them back >says that he's still using the bench >mfw I'm a retard >apologize and walk away
Felt like a New Years Resolutioner. He was cool about it though.
Juan White
redguard??? what did he mean by this
Ian Ramirez
Nigger.
Hunter Ramirez
A nigger.
Blake Torres
The black people in skyrim
Dylan Collins
He's trying to start a new meme -finn
Jaxson Hernandez
>start of the month on a monday a few minutes before 5 o'clock >see some dyel faggots yucking it up in front of my rack >walk up to them, grab one of their bags and throw it across the gym >tell them to get the fuck out of here, cancel their memberships and never come back or I'll throw a 45 at their heads >they mumble an apology and never return >feels fucking good man
Jaxson Perez
Stop signing your posts as Finn and trip already also kys
Cooper Price
So he was trying to lift the weights. Ayyyyy
Xavier Murphy
I was with my Gymbro and he was finishing up so I grabbed my Baja Hoodie from the locker room (aka a Drug Rug) and was wearing it. He was taking a while so I just kinda idly jog on the treadmill and this really fit woman with an undercut was taking a video of me so now I'm really paranoid I'm.being made fun of in some Facebook group.
Kevin Garcia
Dude's for sure gunna make it.
Easton Collins
> being away from the bench > hurr I'm using it
Andrew Cruz
> not being aware of the newest forced meme - finn
Jeremiah Moore
You're a living meme
Justin Thomas
I think I'll just keep sucking the biggest dicks I can find, it's worked out for me so far -finn
James Flores
>be a month ago >go to my ghetto ass gym that I pay 18/m for >do some chest flys on the machine >skinhead looking manlet walks in >all black shoes >baggy sweats >loose black tee with MMA style graphic on the front, wings on the back >buzzed cut, pure blond features >dude is white as fuck >talks to himself while making strange gestures >wut.jpg >move on to bench machine >asian grill on the machine next to me >manlet skinhead is on some other machine in the corner of the gym >starts with the gestures and saying FUCK to himself repeatedly >both me and grill are staring at him >say something is wrong with that boy, mental issues? >yeah he must be high or something >we look at each other and I'm smdh >pic related >guy continues swearing to himself until he leaves the gym
Jace Ramirez
Were his strange gestures very similar every time? Could it be that he had turrets syndrome?
Jackson Lopez
So he was very pale?
Kayden Mitchell
He didn't have the turrents. More like a guy who thinks he can box but can't. Or a guy who "loves" rap but listens to only eminem. Dude looked like slim jesus.
Connor James
-faggot* Fixed it for ya
Brayden Wood
>nigger and nigress doing lat pull down >he says to her he cant wait to go on vacation because he wont have to see a single black person for a week >supress a smile while I finish my set
Nolan Reed
what did she mean by this
Aaron Gutierrez
Literally a gains goblin
Brayden Baker
>be me >leg day >at squat rack >nobody is around >gamble on a fart >lost >leave a trail of shit behind as I run for the bathroom >nobody saw me >clean myself up >grab a bunch of paper towels to clean the trail mess >7+ people are staring at the trail and talking >nope >sneak back to the bathroom and get rid of paper towels >"That's fucking gross" I say loudly as I walk out >never go back >still have a membership out of guilt
Joseph Barnes
>redguard
imma use this from now on
Evan Carter
>go inside gym >wild mirror appears
Dylan Watson
...
Cooper Hall
Whats with americans shitting themselves?
Eat better and take a shit within ~8 hours before going to the gym, you'll never shit yourself
Jordan Murphy
Oooh so close yet so far to meme digits.
Kayden Martinez
>there is this one gym regular... >Guy must be in his fifties cuz he's grey >Always wears jeans, an enormous ancient tee shirt and a baseball cap screwed down super tight so his brain doesn't fall out >Constantly swearing and arguing with himself quietly with much anger >Anger intensifies if you get near him, whether he approaches you or otherwise >I have no clue his routine, always different, from angry rack pulls to angry yoga in the Smith machine >Appears to drink antifreeze from a gallon jug
Brandon Sanders
They forget to put their plugs in
Wyatt Ross
>take a shit within ~8 hours Man how little do you eat or how much fucking fiber do you eat per day? I'm not American, I've never shit myself or come close at the gym, but I have had to shit and therefore taken a shit in the bathroom at the gym. I'm pretty regular but from time to time my rhythm is thrown off.
Jayden Hall
yeah. this never happened.
Landon Lee
>doing muh thing at the gym when suddenly.... >four black women appear and occupy the leg press machines near me >They're all overweight, doing one rep and talking for a few minutes before doing a second rep >After about 10 minutes they get up and leave >"That was a good work out" "I'm gon be sore" "Lets get food" >Incoming gym couple, Chad and Stacey, doing a superset circuit around the gym >Chad approaches the legpress machines >Looks at it for a second >"I don't want to sit in their fat ass sweat." >Chad turns back to Stacey. She gives him a disgusted look. >"Me either." >Chad and Stacey lowkey racist >They walk away >I'm giggling to myself
Julian Sullivan
This is not tumblr you faggot
Angel Gonzalez
>Manlet, tattooed, curlbto, cholo
I feel like there's redundancy there.
Cameron Ramirez
I got that reference bro. Don't mind the new fags.
Wyatt Ross
i was in church once when i was a child and a down syndrome randomly targetted me and violently attacked and punched me, caused a huge scene. I was a quiet wee child and had no idea what was going on. he punched my head, guy was strong. i think about it alot and why he targetted me out of everyone. crazy downies.