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Is he okay?
Did Chad not do his homework?
that haircut is fucking ridiculous
Is that a JoJo cosplayer?
>take steroids
>develop brain tumors
no he's not ok
autistic douche, great physique, but seriously he seems like he may be retarded
>tfw no autismo thicc bf
everyone who knew him from high school says he actually was retarded and everyone would joke about it
who is this
calum?
Seems pretty happy in his Instagram story videos, his hot af sister is currently visiting
He grew up in like a town of 300 hundred
I highly doubt you have spoken to anyone that went to highschool with him
>he
just fucking say his name, you autists.
what does his name matter to you?
So I know who you guys are talking about you dingus
calum von moger
Just watch any of his videos.
He's the poster boy of big dumb mest head.
Like atleast 2 standard deviations of iq below normal
he just seems like a typical australian bloke
Right, he seems pretty normal. His video on Brad Martyn being less trusthworthy than a bag of dicks seemed pretty thoughtful youtube.com
This
Can someone explain what the fuck happened to him and bradley?
Brad deliberately fucked up CVM's relationship with Karina Elle so could move in on her, while CVM was in Australia and couldn't stop him
wow, what a piece of shit
Bumping for e-drama
Yeah apparently he was taunting CVM over text about it on Christmas Day, knowing that he's in Australia with family and can't stop him
>dating slutty girlfriend
>mad when she acts like a fucking slut
Such logic. Much wow
Good job completely missing the point
Holy fuck how tall is she cause if I recall Callum is tall himself
What happened between the two of them anyways? Why did they split like that? I thought they looked good untill the end
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Mate if it's possible for me to fuck up your relationship then it's not a good relationship. Stop being a faggot.
>autistic douche, great physique, but seriously he seems like he may be retarded
He's Australian, they all sound like that
He looks retarded as fuck in this picture.
Arnold also looked like he was missing a few chromosomes
Arnold is a pretty smart guy actually, despite looking perhaps not. Already a millionaire from real estate investing before he started acting: tim.blog
It's all about ego and "scoring" with these guys, think about it
they don't care about genuine stuff
these bitches are total bimbos
Believe u me man I got nothing but respect for Ahnold, hell, he was my governor for a while
xray pls
Fake news
he still sounds retarded
aussie here from the country, he just talks like a normal bloke
short, concise, sometimes skip words in sentences, it's an art that you cannot truely emulate unless you spend 20 years in the bush
and apparently it makes american girls cream so haha suckers
His name is Calum "reeeeee" Von Moger.
Ew not really Australians sound half retarded bush people to Americans. We like post Brit accents the most
Are you fucking gay for him? Who's the real autist?
this desu
>getting mad at a dude when your girlfriend turns on you
lol
yare yare daze
who the fuck you think theyre talking to you fuckwit?
agree sounds like most regular tradies and shit talk
yeah he's not exactly the pinnacle of intelligence but this is just how people in australia (typically queenslanders and NSW'ers) talk
all australians look and dress the same
>300 hundred
>pretending to be a grill
delts not big enough
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He still has this 3rd world peasant girlfriend?
>that haircut is fucking ridiculous
Shlomo wishes his hair was straight.
Cuckum von Moger
>Brad deliberately fucked up CVM's relationship with Karina Elle so could move in on her
>believing a salty ausie
American girls seems to like German and Russian accents the most desu.
seems like a real top bloke
he's just dumb as fuck
Why did i laugh at this
>having straight hair means you have to style it like you're a faggot version of superman
looks pretty good if you ask me
>300 hundred
30,000 is a big town boyo
koala cock sucking von faggot
I didn't really like CVM before watching the video he did exposing Bradley, but my opinion has since changed.
It's the girl's fault.
>3rd world peasant
?
I'm 100% sure she's hotter than any girl you'll ever touch
Martyn admitted this indirectly himself. He called it "nosing in", but we all know what that means. You don't just console some barely known to you girl just to console.
I can easily understand your tv celebrities, but it's hard to understand random folk out of the streets. Interesting. Can't understand new zelander's at all
Well he's Australian so yeah he's basically retarded
honestly hes 3x mr universe and looks like a god, he could open a "suck my dik free". stand at a rave and the line would go aound the proverbial block, why stress over this chick
It's glorious, you fucking buzzcut pleb.
Uh, What? What video is this? Also, isn't Callum an escort on side?
It depends on what Calum said to Brad.
i was a fan of chael sonnen,. guys who play the villain are fucking hilarious.
too bad brad wont own up to his real self so hes pretending to be a nice dude
I wanna call bullshit but I've never been to America so... damn, am I missing out??
>german
Absolutely not. I have no idea why that guy said that. It's bullshit.
>Russian
Not the accent at all. But girls here go like that "manly, jacked, Russian giant" thing. But that's not specific to Russians, but Russia does have that image, somewhat, along with all the weird looking hackers.
ITS NOT A TUMOR