Hey Veeky Forums, I need some advice

Hey Veeky Forums, I need some advice.
For as long as I can remember I have never gone a day using the shower at the gym without getting bare minimum a chub. I'm a 100% straight dude but for some reason my tallywhacker can't mind his fucking buisness. I ain't ashamed of my manhood but would really rather not have my pecker at full mast in the middle of the lockeroom. Anyone else have this problem or can offer some advice?

>Inb4 no homo

just jack off, then you won't have a boner anymore

She looks like female Edward Norton.

holy shit you're right

ur into public nudity. sometimes when i take a piss in the woods and am drunk i get turned on by the fact that my dick is touching the cool night breeze. ive jacked it while off on a piss break a couple times. nothing u can do about it besides have an outlet for that fetish in some other facet of your life.

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I will fucking hate you forever. I swear to god.

What the hell man

Only from that weird face angle

apologize

goddamn dude

Dammit. Those eyes

meant for

delet

I can never fap to this again.

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literally who

thred dariailed

I remember shower time at gym class when I was a 14yo kid, almost the entire class started to jack off and compare dicks the minute we stepped into the shower

one time the teacher came in because we were taking too much time, we had to face the other side of the wall in order to futilely hide the boners

aah good times

you're full homo btw

god fucking damn it, Veeky Forums

nah I don't see it

would still hit it

Olga Katysheva

>i get a full on boner when showering in a room full of naked dudes

>but i'm str8 tho inb4 no homo

yeah watever fag

I totally see it, still would fuck her brains out.