How often does Veeky Forums get checked out?

For me it is usually 5-10 times a day, but I'm too autistic to approach the qt's.

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Never

>For me it is usually 5-10 times a day

Maybe once a day. Im not really fit though

>He says it happens so he must be lying

it happens a couple times. I'll notice a girls eyes linger a little long every now and then

I notice I get mired when I squat but I'm to autistic to look at other people throughout the day so I assume the number is very low.

>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>company offers good benefits
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but much like OP [, , ] im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?

>Anyone else have stories like this?
yeah bruh i have a bunch of stories of shit that never happened

I always get asked by girls I talk to "user do you have a girlfriend?"

Tfw closeted homosexual and fuck pussy.

I mean not fuck pussy..

>He
Fuck off samedyel. Fall in line and hit the sticky newbitch.

>6 weeks
>thinking you've made any noticeable progress.

Pretty much every time I walk into a classroom at work. I am a technician for my local district and all female teachers have the hots for me

> talks about money
> can't talk to girls

Obvious autist, despite the fact that your bank account = apparently filled

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You mean like someone looking in your direction?

I wear a cowboy hat in the city, so everyone checks me out.

My insurance only pays for once a year, what on earth do you have that lets you go that often?

My body quite a bit, then they see my face

newfags

bout a trillion

Better lose the autism because your looks go with age getting those qts is gonna be an uphill battle without making a 6-7 figure salary