What does Veeky Forums smell like?
What does Veeky Forums smell like?
a big ol' wad of testosterone
I mostly smell like protein farts
Whatever I damn well please...
semen
seamen
>cedar, sandalwood, chalk, fresh laundry, cinnamon, celery, and something sweet in the background
i lean towards woody scents for deodorant/cologne, but other than that the rest is kinda my default smell. if i add raw cacao to a brotein shake i can smell it in my skin a couple hours later.
i eat a lotta fruit and green veggies (definitely not vegetarian) so i don't really stink when i sweat.
> The ancient Greeks didn't have soap. They cleaned their bodies by rubbing their skin with olive oil and then scraping it off. Famous athletes would collect these scraping of sweat, dirt, and oil and sell it to rich women as an aphrodisiac.
Do you smell as sexy as a dirty sweaty oily Greek, Veeky Forums?
>take a lung full of armpit
>feel like you just snorted a line of cocaine
I dunno what it smells like but it gives me a pretty darn good woosh.
issey miyake, dark rum ana marijuana
Stale smegma
Studio Ghibli movies and tears
Creed Aventus
I used to smell manly, but ever since I gained some fat (from sugar mostly) and gained a girlfriend, I swear to god my balls smell different and almost like pussy
I have no idea what it is; maybe it's some kind of fucked up VD or something
Anyone know anything about this?
Goats, mostly.
it's your GF's fault. whatever you fuck gets stuck.
sauce?
Might be, but any idea what it is?
Hair gel and old spice
Yes i am a manlet
I smell a little like tomatoes and woodchips, and I'm not even italian.
could be anything from plain yeast to a proper VD. if it doesn't burn or itch you at least don't have to go see a doc about it but if you're bothered by the smell it might be time for a talk about personal hygiene with your gf. might improve both the smell and the taste.
>taste
bruh I ain't getting near that shit until she starts waxing on the reg
>tfw low maintenance gf
At least she buys me protein ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sweat and piss
that's one of the gayest things I've ever seen
Old Spice, coffee and weed
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cuck
>mfw i have the exact same razor.
Like dead animal
I smell like vinegar and a man
Depression, coffee and cigarettes.
sex and candy
I always smell of jasmine washing powder because I use it to wash my clothes and it's really strong.
Honestly I've run experiments like not washing my body for a week or choosing not to wear deodorant and literally people haven't noticed.
I remember starting to work out. I smelled so bad. Like ammonia and acid.
How I smell has actually changed a lot. I don't smell like much of anything, anymore. But if I drink alcohol, I definitely notice a really acidic smell the next time I work out. If I eat too much garlic I kinda smell like sulfur, especially when I work out.
old spice, protein farts and alcohol (minoxidil, I'm not an alcy)
I have a bottle too. I never knew how obnoxious the smell was until I smelled it on a older person in a supermarket. It's obnoxiously fruity.
Pure anus and gainz. I'm pretty sure pure anus is the actual scent of gainz
What colognes do you use? I mostly use the ones my gfs have bought me over the years.
Bulgari Aqua
CK One
Ralph Lauren Blue
Creed aventus
Your GF's cunt.
Either Chlorine, the ocean or woodstove(smoke)
Never had any complaints.
when i sweat, weed and coffee and i dont smoke anymore
weird
If you smell of Chanel Blue, Aqua di Gio, One Million, Eau de Sauvage, cool water or Joop then kill yourself
It's the stored up toxins from the weed and coffee finally leaving your skin this is really going to activate your free radicals..
If you really wanna get rid of those toxins though you should try going vegan. It's amazing the smells you excrete while your body cleans itself of poisons, but then you feel amazing.
w-whats wrong with cool water?
really found my current gf because of this cologne
>be at a party
>had sprayed pic related 2-3 times on my neck
>drinking a small glass of whiskey with my brother in law
>nice techno dance music start playing
>hear a girl saying out loud "woooow who smells so good?"
>look behind
>she looks at me
>"ohhhhhh its u!"
>grabs my hands
>"let's dance!"
>we dance for 3 songs
>ask for her number
>been together for 3.5 months
wear a proper cologne guys
its funny since i am already vegan
guess im still getting rid of toxins
i should also really cut coffee
I'm hyposensitive to perfumed smells, so I would just be a sniveling mess with a throbbing headache.
Not that I'd actually be at a party in the first place so it's all moot.
Fuck you
>that webm
New goal body
Not gonna wear Nazi Cologne, bud
...
My sweat smells like rabbit piss sometimes, why is this?
lol you got cucked into a bad batch
16D01 masterrace here
Salty milk and coins.
...
salty? yeah that makes sense
nothing much here, I try to keep myself clean and I don't use cologne or any strongly scented washes and things
probably I smell a little like hand sanitizer because I use it all the time and a little like an ashtray because I live with someone that smokes
>1 year
>no loose skin
What the fuck
Her arse is loose and there's no good view of much else, probably for good reason
sweaty balls
Unwashed testicles
> storing cologne in bathroom cabinet
>Tfw head trauma as a baby
>tfw can't smell
This is an enjoyable song.
Tom Ford Noir
dried up semen and tears
Dewey Cox is that you?
sauce plz
>tfw gf steals lifting hoodie
abs are gay
you are gay and have eating disorder
is it true
maybe
maybe not
I didn't knew hands had cunts
>Zegna
You have taste, my friend
some musky Frederic Malle
Pure sex
Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJxs4nFiQN4
Hand me down from my dad. Honestly I'm impartial to it.
One day I'll go on ebay and buy the god scent, aka vintage Ralph Lauren Monogram.
ass sweat desu
Like a burning rubber tyre factory.
T.last night on xtc :Ddd
I think I smell like bad foot odor and I just can't ged rid of it, I think that the problem are my shoes. Have any of you guys experienced this?
Change your shoes?