I know I have probably come to the wrong place, but what is the easiest way to get laid? Pls help a brother...

I know I have probably come to the wrong place, but what is the easiest way to get laid? Pls help a brother. I don't want a spill about mentality, I just want to hear what works for you.

Paying for it upfront, where it's completely legal.

hooker is easiest

social circle works best. you can literally just run them through

Happy birthday Mike Patton!!!

Have sex with a man.

B... B.. But would that be.... GAY????

As a good looking guy without a huge amount of social skills, I think having a girlfriend is the easiest. I can't identify when women are flirting with me, but I have a girlfriend so I just have sex with her.

OPTION 1 FOR LANKLETS
use tinder and only put height in bio. Only use a couple of lines, smart typing makes it easy

ayy bby gurl u wan sum fuk? lol jk but srsly
ayy poupee tu veux baiser

for level 2 sluts compliment their hairs and then go for the wan sum fuk

OPTION 2 FOR MANLETS
basically this, but I would not be too concerned about definitions, it is a grey zone.

It is also the easiest way if you want to play out certain fantasies / fetishes e.g. setting up a 3some, fuck a certain number of girls a day/week etc.

I've been trying the casual sex thing but most girls just want relationships. Last girl I was with invited me over to watch Netflix, we start making out then starts playing games and asking me stupid questions like "are you expecting something" she makes me leave at 2:30am with blue balls. So idk anymore.

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