/Chad General/

Skipped the Gym today and bought a nice pizza.

Feels good man

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I want to lick his triceps.

>Show up to work friday morning
>Busy day ahead of me, but I'm gonna smash this chick later so it's all good
>Manager tells everyone he's getting us pizza for lunch

We're all gonna make it brah

I fucked a babe, it was totally sweet and awesome. Her bazongas were ginormous. Putting my big dong inside her felt so cool. I'm probably gonna give a totally different but equally hot chicky the big pole this afternoon.

>when betas are trying to prove themselves to you by telling you about how many hot chicks they fucked

Just stop it you faggots i don't care.

What's /cg/ eating for lunch today?

BBQ Chicken Pizza from Papa John's here

When did you boys realize you were Chads?

>Old black qt3.14 fwb tries to explain my white privilege to me during pillow talk
>Immediately laugh out loud but let her continue
>..."Things will be easy for you, you're white and look the way you do"

After our discussion she apologized to me and the topic never came up again

It's the duty of Chads to bed liberal women and redpill them

You're probably just a kinda good looking normie bro.
I've been an alpha since i was a child.

Lel

I banged this uber feminist chick a few weeks ago. She's always been /alternative/ since middle school and is now very liberal wimminz rights all over social media. Anyway, it was late and I wanted to fug something so I texted her, she told me to come by. We smoked then..

>About to cum
>"I'm either cumming inside of you or on your face, you pick"
>Stare at her and don't say anything
>Opens up her legs
>Start fugging
>"Breed me daddy fill me up"
>Nut inside of her
>Take shower together
>Gives me blowjob in shower
>Cum on her face

Dried off, got dressed and left. Got a text saying "you could have stayed the night if you wanted to" a few mins later and ignored it. She's been snapchatting me nudes ever since.

Calling yourself 'alpha'

Not realizing this is a beta thing to do...

Did a Veeky Forums tell you that? Fuck off you sperg

REEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIES youtu.be/UEIDK3lEmB4

I HATE ALL OF YOU

Think I'm losing my Chad: only had two pizzas yesterday and missed banging this chick.

Suddenly have the urge to play role playing games and can feel myself shrinking to 5'11!

The fuck do I do?!

Lift more, make more money and fuck sloots

>"Breed me daddy fill me up"
>Nut inside of her

wtf is wrong with you

The best thing about being CHAD is the way girls fall in love with you. I know all my exes still think about me when they have sex with their new man and it fills me with joy.
It's also fun to give average girls attention and see how easily they fall in love thinking they might have a chance lmao.

It's the same thing girls do to betas so i don't feel bad at all.

This guy fucks

>uses word redpill unironically
>chad
Chad's the cool guy that gets along with everyone, not some neo-nazi sperg who uses buzzwords in real life.

>11th grade
>go to qt pixie haircut manic liberal girls birthday party
>bunch of chads and stacys everywhere
>challenge her to a game of pool
>kick her fuckin ass
>she offers me a beer
>tell her I don't drink
>she literally just tackles me and we make out on the couch in a room full of people for like an hour
>she asks me to go to her bedroom
>highfive this kid literally named Chad on my way up the stairs with her
>fuck

>don't call her ever

Birth control. Creampie'ing a girl is the ultimate form of dominance, secondary is facial. When a girl wants your cum inside of her vagina, she is subliminally submitting herself to you and is accepting that you would be someone that is worth breeding with. Creampie a girl and she will be yours forever.

I was banging this chick with my penis and she was all like 'oh yeah user ur so fit i love it when your dick is in my vagina'. anyway long story short I fucked her so hard one of her tits fell off.

Be Chad.
Cant really eat pizza and lounge around...Need to eat healthy and exersize otherwise skin gets bad.

This technically disqualifies me by Veeky Forums standard.

>not eating pizza/chillaxing all day
yeah you're not chad

Skipped the gym because im heading up San Francisco to visit a babe i went to highschool with and her hot friends
Then tomorrow night going to a rave with the squad.
Should be a fun weekend
Time to crush some pus

>black qt3.14 fwb
Dude you are not a chad hahahahha

"They're all pink on the inside bro" -Chad

gonna go home and pick up dragon quest 8 and bring it back to college and start it

then im going to go to a party and get drunk but be too much of a sperg to fuck a girl

CHAD!

Anyone here /doesn't get how they got chicks/?
>be me a year ago
>5'11, 140lbs
>pretty good face I guess
>Only thing I got going for me is alpha af voice and patrician 7.7x6 dick
>also pretty smart/funny but no confidence whatsoever, definitely not a Chad
>for some reason some hot af grill I had a class with starts talking to me, really obviously flirty
>figure it must be a Stacy playing a prank, pretty much politely tell her to fuck off
>she keeps talking to me every week
>eventually invites me over one night
>I go because I'm poor as fuck and I figure she got booze
>stay the night because drunk
>she starts hugging me
>asks me if she can suck my dick
>1 months later
>grill is now gf, just the sound of my voice gets her dripping wet, she literally worships my dick and begs me to fuck her/cum inside her 7/24
>turns out she was a virgin, had never had a bf and for some reason chose me to be her first
>apparently she thinks I'm the most attractive guy in existence, she keeps telling me how much she loves me while I fuck her
>eventually we decide to break it off because nothing in common and don't do much together besides fucking and watching flicks
But here's the chaddest part yet
>a month later
>she sends me a text about some mundane bullshit, I forgot
>like four texts later, I tell her to come over, it's incredibly easy
>become fwb
>every night, she asks me if she can come over, she's clearly hungry for the dick
>tells me about her beta orbiters at uni, even at one point suggesting we send them a pic or her sucking on my cock
Anyone else have stories where they were the Chad despite clearly not being a Chad in general? Is it an attitude thing? Was I JUST /beingmyself/?

>7/24
Ok bud

/you are retarded/

genuinely curious, which part are you talking about?

Yes, mostly just attitude.

There was this trashy girl I knew when I was 17 who was 20. She was hot as fuck, but had zero personality.

For whatever reason, she was obsessed with me. The first time we met, my bud texted me right after I left and said "Hey Ashley wanted me to tell you that she thinks youre hot".

I thought it was super unattractive, I just replied "cool". I ran into her a few times and basically ignored her.

We end up becoming friends, and one drunk night I fucked her, another night she sucked my dick in her car. We started hooking up infrequently and would watch porn together and make jokes, I'd comment on how hot the girls were. She showed me some videos she made with her ex and we would laugh (was I a cuck? holy shit). She ended up getting a bf but would still fuck me and send me nudes every so often.

After her bf and her broke up I went to hang with her and this oither really trashy girl who was a stripper (they became roommates). Ashley was giving me a blowjob and her friend walked in casually like it was nbd. She commented that I had a big dick and asked Ashley if she could suck it too.

Here I was a 17 year old skinny as fuck loser getting head from 2 older girls.

To this day I can only guess that it was because I negged her so hard that she developed this increasing desire for me. I literally would tell her I didn't think she was hot and that I didn't want to date her cause she was trashy and everyone else thought she was trashy.

Nice. I'm going to start telling girls that I don't want to have sex with them from now on.

PS - this girl would later go on to do porn under the name "sammi starr"

Google for pics of her

So she was just a trashy girl hanging with other equally trashy people. She's like a 7 at best.

That means you're trash. Not chad.

True, but still, it was awesome to experience and boosted my confidence as I transitioned from a loser teen into young adulthood.

is anything better than slowly sinking your rock hard dick into a dripping wet pussy? one of my exes always got insanely wet, like when I held her legs up her labia would fill up like some little volcano.
>that puddle on the floor where she knelt/sat/squatted to suck your cock

Plus your DNA stays in her forever.