How do i build an ass like that ?

How do i build an ass like that ?

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Be a winner.

Don't even dare utter it. I know you want to.

Lays potato chips.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTTF

By not being behind on your lift schedule, or overbudgeting your calories.

Glute bridges weighted with an assortment of models.

>You will never sniff the farts of the POTUS

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

GOD DAMN IT

By building massive walls

Haha followers of balding manlet
Americans weak are

Someone post the vocaroo link pls

Wtf there's a vocaroo?

needs to have guy facing other way saluting that ass

fuggin ded

Shit yeah. First time i heard it, i cried

fuck the guy that made this up, and fuck you as well

Nigel Thornberry narrated this in my head. I don't know why. It started as fat bastard.

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Listen to Lewis

mayb he wears spanx to get that fom

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes Mr. President....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...lays I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so Mr. President ....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please Mr. President....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet Mr. President....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff Mr. President.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate Mr. President....ah yes....let me guess...taco bowls for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well trump steaks......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it Mr. President?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust Mr. President….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it Mr. President…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable Mr. President…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet Mr. President….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

Autism

I need to hear this

Absorb the hopes and dreams of your political opponents

this must not go on.

kek

>my dear
have some respect for the goddamn POTUS

Is he our fattest president?

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Rule the world and fuck eastern European models while stacking billions

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hehee Taft you old dog

Who recorded this?

gets funnier every time

how long has /v/ been here?

THICC

Diet coke

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Jesus christ
Im dying