Is this a joke? I honestly can't tell

Is this a joke? I honestly can't tell...

I don't know about this particular product, but I have seen similar devices for exercising jaw muscles over the years. I've never seen anyone using one in a gym, however.

Welcome to the Dislocation Depot.

>Buy roids
>Buy Jawzrsize
>Inject roids
>Eat at surplus
>Use it every day all the time

What will happen???

interested in this desu, insane jaw hypertrophy?

are these cheaper than ballgags?

asking for a friend

>current year
>not caring about jawgainz

Topkek DYEL?

I can get behind (or in front of) a product like this.

Just buy these instead.

JFC
Just drape a cord over your teeth and pull down on it with your hands. Then lift with your jaw.
idiots

Jaw strengthening is legit. This product though is infomercial tier.

The funny thing is, this isn't even a joke. Love em but god damn, its like chewing tar

My gym has those
They smell like spit though

is there a butt version of that?

n-no homo..

I almost puked holy shit

you get what you payfor with ball gags though, I made the mistake of letting my mistress use a cheap one on me and it pinched the corner of my mouth pretty bad.

Same here but its usually taken. I have to ask people if I can work in between sets using it.

Kek

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>not making jaw gains in 2017
haha lmao good luck when we all have to live like dogs and depend on jaw strength for ripping and crushing your food

>dem macros
>dat price (less than $1 a bar)
>dem jaw gains (especially the chocolate brownies)
>when your kirkland bars are stored in the freezing garage

>not going for dexter mode

how much are those pls

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>not wearing a mouthpiece for wieght lifting
It helps with my autism and jaw clenching

the fuck would girls need strong jaws for

Opening coconuts.

Sucking dick.

literally have a box of these on my desk right now.

>not getting into the sextoys remade as fitness products business
its like you dont like money

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Mmm, I do love me some Madeleine Slattery on my 6pm news

At mine they were like $17.89 a box, cheap.

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I already clench my teeth when I sleep so I think I'm good.

looks like Ron Perleman

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just chew gum at the gym ya fuckin plebs.

You'll get the worst case of TMJ ever then kill yourself just to escape the pain. I had it when my wisdom teeth came in and it was the worst pain I've experienced.

lol true

You're gonna be better off chewing gum instead of looking like you have a pacifier in.

correct answer right here

... chewing gym ... get it

you mean chewing dick