Alright honey what do you want for breakfast?

> 2 eggs, a slice of whole grain toast with a spoonful of pb, half a cup of oats with milk and blackberries, and 2 scoops of whey in water...

A piece of that ass.

"Hun that's too complicated, why don't you have some cheerios and soy milk instead?"

>BRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFFFPFFPFP

300ml raw egg whites, 100g raw oats, one banana.

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That kitchen is a fucking disgusting disgrace.

Holly shit go take care of it or you'll never going to make it!

What the fuck kind of person cares so little about themselves that they let their living quarters go like this? Don't even start a workout routine unless you can take care of the basics. What the fuck!

>whey in water, but the oats get milk

BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPTPPHHH *shoots liquid diarrhea into bowl*...user, I made your breakfast! come eat it up!

You to put some fucking pants on in this christian household you harlot

>Christian household
>women wearing pants

>tfw the sharehome I lived in from 18-21 looked like that
>not just the kitchen, the whole house, constantly for 3+ years
>tfw moved back home
>tfw autistically screeching at family for leaving clean dishes in the drying rack, not wiping down stove, leaving flowers in a vase that have even BEGUN to die (dead petals and leaves all over my bench noty)

I will never live like that again

>raw egg whites
enjoy biotin deficiency lil' nigga

fuck that twas a good one, legit kek'd

>ew that sounds gross

fuck grillz

there's always gotta be someone

You just confirmed for us, and yourself, that you will never have a lactose intolerant pantless pawg making you breakfast in the morning.

Fucking nerd.

>shoulders wider than hips

That's a man, baby

Women are stressful.

Just give me the usual, also you look fuckin dyel babe

Mmmm natty bo

>Lactose free milk
>Only non-whites cannot process lactose
>Wait this isn't /pol/

That's a man.

Her ass looks pretty saggy user. Get her squatting or she will go to shit in 3 years

*toot* teehee sorry, I had beans earlier.

*sniff snifff* delectable!

A clean kitchen.

*poot poot*
>Sorry user, that was a queef.

that's how you kitchen looks on sunday morning after a weekend of nothing but sex and eating in

...

mmmmm yummy!

This is worse than /b/