6'1

>"no way dude, I was 6'1 last time I went to the doctor"
>watch you either perish or claim me to be 6'4

I would rethink that if I were you

Back row all the way to the right and third to the right are still bangable

But yeah Japanese chicks are not bangable. Especially that high pitched whine they do.

It's probably the whole island incest genetics thing they have going on. Like the British and how ugly they are.

Talking about the olympics picture on the bottom btw.

>be 6'4"
>claim 6'4"

6'4. sometimes claim to be 6'1, women don't give a fuck/can't tell the difference. Men who are actually 6'0-6'2 will laugh and tell me I'm not then drop it. Men who are 5'10 or '11 and clai 6'0 will LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS.

It's actually pretty funny.

this. they look almost passable with all the makeup, but underneath they're like different creatures.

My 5'7-8 coworker claimed he was 5'10 in front of some office chick and when I said that's impossible because I'm 5'10 he went red as fuck.

TFW 6'1

I claim lower height all the time so women don't get weirded out...

madman

>8'1
>claim to be 6'4 in front of manlets
>watch them explode before my eyes

>9.1km demi-god
>claim 5'11 and watch all of mankind destroy itself

>Tell people I'm 5'10"
>Actually 6'4"
>Makes other people think they're shorter than they really are
D E V I L I S H
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>be manu rios
>5'9
>claim 5'9

>women could care less because face is all that matters

>watch Veeky Forums implode

>Be 6'0"
>Claim 183cm
>Watch Amerifags go on suicide watch

Someone show this faggot the "girls who met Taylor lautner and posted on FB about it" pic
I havent saved it but girls do care about height, they just imagine attractive guys as taller IRL and since they will never meet them its cool

just be taller than them and they won't call you short basically

You are funny yet also a dick my fellow 6'1" brethren

>10'0
>claim to be 7'0 in front of manlets
>watch them fade away into nothing

Why do you even talk to people about their height?

>things that never happen

How the fuck do you get away with lying about your height? Whether you bump it up or down, people should fucking notice, no?

I'm excactly 183cm and I have this friend who claims to be 187cm and I laugh him off every time because we are the exact same height.

Fnah, this is why i carry a tape measure with me at all times. If some devilish height-fag tries to undermine me i can show him what's what in an instant.

I also carry self-written pamphlets on height difference through the day (due to spine compression and the like). Helped a fair few manlets in my time, realize there full potential.

>175lbs
>claim to be 250lbs in front of fatties
>

>10'4
>Claim to be 5'7 in front of manlets

>be 69 kg
>claim 65 kg in front of insecure women

>be 80kg
>claim that I'm 90kg whenever whales ask me

Had a friend in high school try to bump himself up from 6'1" to 6'2". Still have no idea why he tried that in front of me when we are the same height and knew as much since we had gone through height/weight/penis inspections the week before.

you have that the wrong way around lad

I'm 6'3" - 6'3.75", usually just say 6'4".

Every 5'9" - 5'11" guy claims 6', and 5'11" - 6'1" guys claim 6'2". So, I'll say I'm 6'3" or 6'3.5", when I'm clearly 4 - 6 inches taller than guys saying they're 6'0" or 6'2". Never fails to get a laugh.

Be 107kg (240lbs) 195cm (6'4")
Be honest about my size in front of fat men

Honesty kills them when they have to justify being shorter and equal weight.

>be 5'6
>friend claims to be 5'10 when he's an inch taller than me
>call him out by saying I'm 5'6

SOMEBODY STOP ME

Friendly reminder that size does matter
>Be me 6ft 1
>In club
>Start talking to some girl
>Asks how tall I am
>"I am 6ft 1"
>She turns to her friend and tells her and her friend starts fanning her face with her hand smiling
>Ended up having a threesome that night

Stay mad Manlets

and then you wake up

>"I thought you said you were 5'11?"

ew pimples

i'm 6'4 but will tell people i am 5'4

>Be 5'10"
>Claim to be 5'7" when people and inch taller than me claim 6'

>be 5'2
>claim to be 6'0
>lanklets BTFO

Fucking manlets, when will they learn?

>be 5'9"

claim to be 6'5" in front of lanklets, say I have bad posture

watch them rage

>working as a bouncer
>am 6'5
>group of patrons come into bar
>one of the women asks how tall I am
>before I can answer one of the guys of the group says something like 'well I'm 6'1 (not even close) so you must be like 6'9 or something right?'
>don't call him on it and say 'yep, right on 6'9'

God speed you glorious lying manlet

>have a 7x5.5 inch dick
>claim to be just a cm above average
>they don't believe me
>I say it looks bigger because I'm only 5'9" (convince them it's not that big)
>ruin girls perspective for lanklet dicks

>working at rite aid
>5'10
>guy comes in to buy beer
>his id says he is 6'1
>he is shorter than me
>my sides

>be 5'9''
>say i'm 5'9''
>go on with the rest of my day

this. Height is literally the main factor that will get you pussy.

>be me 5'6
>in club
>Girl starts talking to me
>Asks how tall I am
>"I am 5'6"
>She turns away
>comes back with 4 other girls
>I had a Hexsum

Stay mad Lanklets

>be 5'10
>claim 5'8
>watch my sexual life explode

>be 6'1
>Girls don't ask my height because they're already choking on my dick

>be 6'0
>people can see how big I am so they don't have to ask

20'1
Claim to be 15'10 in front of manlets and watch them sweat

Average lift is 250 million tonnes. Claim that its only 0,2 tonnes and watch weaklets sweat.

What's your weight

>be a hair under 6'2
>Have to give height for nutrition class in the lab
>Two guys visibly shorter than me say they're also 6'2

lol

fuckin bro

6'3

went so far as to get 6'0 on my drivers just incase I get called out or have to go on the run

You can say whatever height you want on your ID, it's not like they actually check.

You could literally say something as ridicolous as 6" taller than you actually are, and they would just put it on your ID.

>280 lbs
>claim 60 in front of skellies
>literally make people seize to exists
>

>small minority of vain, picky sluts poke fun at his height

>meanwhile the other 99% of girls would still gladly fuck him

too bad he looks like this now that twilight is finished

>Be 5'10
>All my friends are 6'2+
Feels bad being a manlet

>be 6'4
>claim to be 5'11
>6'7 guy who is my friend calls me out
>says he is 5'11 and I should quit my bullshit
>tfw everyone thinks I'm a manlet now

>be on gear
>tell people i'm natty
>programming of Veeky Forums breaks down as Veeky Forums turns into a singularity

>be natty
>tell people I'm on gear
>get told that they have suspected it for months

haha fuckin normies when will they learn

Goteem

You think that's impressive?
>be me
>3'10"
>go to club
>girl comes up and asks what height I am
>tell her 2'5" with shoes on
>lie about my height just to watch lanklets rage
>she leaves
>turn out it was a women's only club
>whole club proceeds to dedicate itself as my harem
Lmao stay mad lanklets

>You think that's impressive?
>>be me
'10"
>>go to club
>>girl comes up and asks what height I am
>>tell her 2'5" with shoes on
>>lie about my height just to watch lanklets rage
>>she leaves
>>turn out it was a women's only club
>>whole club proceeds to dedicate itself as my harem
>Lmao stay mad lanklets
kek

kek is that supposed to be impressive?
>Be me
>1'2
>Arrive in a new country
>Girl asks for my height
>Tell her I'm -2'7 without my socks
>I can smell the fear of all the lanklets
>She walks off to their government building
>She tells everyone about me
>End up being a trap country
Stay happy lanklets

>be 6'3"
>coworkers talking about height and some guy sais "yeah I'm 6'1"
>clearly not even close to 6'
>me:huh Guess I must have shrunk since my last doctor visit.
>I saved the manlets feelings because I'm #notabadguy.

Only manlets would fall for the trick. A real man is assured in his height.

...

Im 5ft11 and a guy who is visibly shorter than me keeps telling me he is 6ft and i must be like 6ft2.

lol just embrace it senpai.

>be polish
>183 cm
>went to gym
literally fucking manlet, I cant recover Veeky Forums

I'm 183cm and every time I've told a girl that she didn't believe that I wasn't taller

This is funny, I'm gonna start telling people that I'm 5'5 from now on.

i have never had a conversation with people about height

i thought i was autistic, but how autistic do you need to be to have a conversation about height? and the need to lie about your height and then post on Veeky Forums that you did lie?

Sauce?

How are manlets ever going to learn if you coddle them so?

lol I'm 6'3" I should tell people I'm 5'8"

I'm 183 too and feel so average here.

nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

6 foot guys on Veeky Forums are autists, even more autist than manlets here due to the simple fact that you guys have superior height genetics yet STILL arent out getting laid every night. Waste of genetics. Why are you here?

kys

Holy fucking fuck dude I have a guy exactly like this in my fucking friends group. I'm 6'2'' and the guy is easily like 4 inches shorter than me yet claims he's 6'. I've even said I'm pretty sure that's not the case and he adamantly sticks by it, kinda funny. Like I honestly couldn't care less about height but it's just funny seeing people lie about that kinda shit. It's not like he's short, the guy's probably 5'10'', which is like average height

my mommy

>Implying if you don't fuck a bitch literally all the time then you're not getting pussy
Lol good one autist, stay on your Scandinavian basket weaving board

trust me, guys that get laid regularly don't come to Veeky Forums to shit post

I'm 187. how is that in autistic americunt height?

>lemme tell you about other people's lives

I'm ~6ft2.4in in the morning and ~6ft1.6in before bed and after lifting etc. I have a friend that claims 6ft0in and most people think that he looks taller than me.

Fuck my shit posture. Fuck these natural Alexander method cucks.

It's a strong 6'1 (6'1.62"). don't round up or you'll just get called out and look like a pleb.

i'm 172, is that even a lot or a little?

and why the fuck is this such a big deal on this board nowadays, what the fuck?

do you blame everything bad that's happened to you because of your fucking height?

that's just the makeup difference.

That is supermanlet-tier bro. You and this guy should learn how to google.

Btw, has someone that screencap of the europoor, who converted wrong, made manletjokes all the time, only to find out, he is a manlet himself?