Nice body user but show me that bank account

nice body user but show me that bank account

>what do

"no"

>flips the table and leaves

*turns 360 degrees and walks out the room*

she looks yummy

Deport

Inform her that competitive escort rates are far lower than her expectations.

*unsheathes dick*

for what bitch, we're just fucking

Back to Iran.

>turns 360 degrees
dumbass

Rape her because she's a diry shitskin gold digging whore.

you

>show me that bank account
show me that hymen

nah what the fuck is you about hoe?

show me your real eyebrows first

Its empty just like my soul and your brain.

Now seriously, do you guys actually have that sort of stupid experience with women? Has a girl ever ask about your finances on a date? That sounds so fucked up.

I've sent all my money to help bomb your motherland

>Has a girl ever ask about your finances on a date?

If they're over 19, they always try to find out somehow. Always, without exception, but it's usually prodding with seemingly innocuous questions.

>oh, user, what do you do for a living?
>what are you in school for?
>what kind of car do you drive?

Eventually she can build a picture of whether you're rich or not. However, if you're swole and in control, she'll probably fuck you regardless.

Wtf. That's autistic nobody converses like that.

I'm 24 and make £50k. Hoping to be on 6 figures by 30.

hfw I save almost all of it

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Good work, my lad. I'm nearly 26, currently unemployed, living off savings, and with zero career prospects beyond low-level work. I also have shit spending habits.

What do you do?

lol no
girls only ask that if you seem like a guy with nothing but free time. fuck off neet

I'm a software engineer on stock trading software. Sounds cushy but I have no life besides work and the gym. Also everyone I work with is a top class wanker.

That's exactly why I dropped law after finishing my degree. I hope it works out for you. I didn't have your backbone to actually stick with it

nice i'm 18 and got barely any qualifications in sixth form, certainly not enough to get into uni and have been a NEET for 3 months.

I could go back to sixth form but rarely any schools except people who are over 18

Royal Navy or company engineering apprenticeship is looking more likely,

Send help.

Also if you're in the UK maybe consider an apprenticeship if you can cope with the shit pay for a year or two, or can work two jobs without wanting to top yourself. Our company has apprentices older than you. They're pumping fuck loads into training them because it's so heavily subsidised by the government. I dont know what its like elsewhere but certainly tech companies couldn't give a fuck about a formal education provided you have the right certs and experience.

If you've already got a degree, try and find an assistant project manager role. They usually don't care what your background is in and they'll often assume zero knowledge. You'll basically be a lacky for a while but they'll give you more responsibility eventually. Experienced PMs make bank, do basically fuck all besides make meaningless spreadsheets, and get to boss everyone around.

I'm waiting on the finishing of my process of joining the fire and rescue service. Life has been hard for the past couple of months working shit jobs and barely making rent but if it means I can do what I love and help save lives it'll all be worth it. I just wish I'd started earlier instead of going through the ringer of a corporate life that was never really for me.

shit dude I'm too easily fooled, teach me ur ways o sensei

Apprenticeship is a great shout. Companies are desperate for apprentices because they can use them to offset the tax they pay. You're basically free labour to them. Because you're young there's also the expectation that you'll be useless so if you're even vaguely competant they'll be impressed. Get into something techy if that's your thing.

If I had to pay the increased uni fees I almost definitely would have done an apprenticeship instead. It wasn't worth £3k a year let alone triple that.

I fucked around at school and massively underachieved. It's not the end of the world.

>Perform 360 and moonwalk away

That's cool man. Glad you're sorting shit out. Everyone respects people in the emergency services. Girls will be all over that.

Plus, Playstation in the rec room.

That's stupid. I ask women the same things on dates and I don't give a shit if they're rich or not.

nice dick user but show me that boy pussy

> what do

I think fees have increased or are going to increase again to £9,250 a per year

Never had been asked this.
Old women with young girls ask me though...

Yep, they've been £9k since the year after I went. It's a con. I could have learned everything online on my own and been earning money working.

The social aspect is the only redeeming thing.

I just want to be ready the next time Polish ask me for cigarettes

>biking home from warehouse after 12 hour shift
>approach 3 gentlemen
>"you have any cigarettes" (sounded eastern european)
>slow down and get punched in my nose
>bike home with blood gushing from my nose the rest of the night

waaaa

That's brutal mate.

I always offer a tab to a homeless person if they're asking for change. My friend saw me do this and thought he'd do it too. The first time he offered someone a cig they called him a faggot and laughed in his face.

>I don't give a shit if women are rich or not so that means they don't give a shit if I'm rich
Congrats on being the stupidest post I've seen today.

kpajeet.jpg

That's not what he was saying. He was saying that asking those questions doesn't necessarily mean they're trying to find out whether you're rich.

would you date her?

I don't have a bank account

Check mate.

>going to this much effort to impress strangers on an Afghan basket weaving forum

Its a shame money can't buy you attention. Oh wait it literally can.

>keeping that much in a bank

wage cucks are so retarded

where else would you keep it?

How old are you and what do you do? Damn I hate being poor.

>he didn't just photoshop that
>anyone on this Tibetan water polo forum makes more than minimum wage

ABsolutely not.

hahahahahaaha is this what they teach in america

Im 23, Im a software engineer for a company that handles defense contracts

are you slut shaming her?

I don't have an issue with what she said but she worded it like a degenerate.

I've done poly relationships before but its never as simple as they portray it. Women can be a fucking nightmare when you give them your full attention, let alone when you don't. I'm sure it can work sometimes but I wouldn't bother trying again.

If you like her and don't care about being exclusive then sure, give it a go.

Hey me too, minus the successful job part.

It's just what I assumed you do, I'm only 23, I pay into a 401k and other than that it goes into savings

put it all on red bro don't listen to him

Investments. Stocks, property, etc.

None of its for you, fucking bitch. Go ride some beta male's 1 incher.

mutual fund
500 index with low expense ratio
try vanguard

Yes, because my morals and beliefs don't align with hers.

Plus, she kinda looks like Anita Sarkeesian.

she already has a 'boyfriend' who is her white knight in case anyone calls her a slut.

are poly relationships worth it?

so I should put it all into lottery tickets?

>How old are you
>"user you never ask a lady her age!"
>Okay, how much do you weigh
>"What a rude thing to ask"
>Perhaps there are some things you shouldn't ask of people

my friend... leave. leave and never return.

She's a degenerate. And not even pretty. No way.

If you're even remotely jealous of him, it won't work. If there's a shred of that now, it will grow more and more the longer you're together. I find my narcissism helped with this.

It can be somewhat worth it if everyone's equal. If she's fucking other people and you're not, sooner or later you're gonna resent her for it.

If you think it might work for you, the only thing you can do is try it with an open mind. If you're already sceptical, maybe just walk away.

Yeah. With 100k tickets you're practically guaranteed a big win!

hahaha fuck no

Do I look like a cuck?

>Do I look like a cuck?
Yes.

>are poly relationships worth it?

Place an impenetrable emotional wall between the two of you and use her for sex. Actually getting emotionally involved with one of these sluts will fuck you up down the road.

FUCKING LEL. If it was some muslims or a black people you would be PAKI PAKI NIGGER NIGGER

but because it was a slav shit you don't say a word


YOU FUCKING WHITE PUSSY

>nice hair but you're not white

I don't like her I was just disgusted that people like her exist. She doesn't even look at her 'fuckbuddies' as people and just treats them like nothing. it says a lot about her.

You deserve it, I am polish btw

I used to work with a girl who looked just like this. She was like 5'2" 100lbs but still had B-cups and was just smokin' hot, even in her 30s.

She ended up dating some rich polish guy and quitting her job and moving into his massive apartment. Probably just sits there fucking his brains out all day.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck off gold digger

>tfw $183k a year at 26 years old
>tfw no gf
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw probably never will have a gf since I'm 5'4'' and have an ugly jew face

I hate myself and my life.

don't have one

I have another picture of this girl somewhere....

Nice body and face baby, let me see that intact hymen

>Place an impenetrable emotional wall between the two of you
That's not a poly relationship m80

how do you people live

there are several pics of this girl out there. i rememering seeing them. I've saved a few but can't find them. Does anyone els ehave any?

Gfs are overrated unless they are a 9+/10

They distract you from being able to do what you want with your time, they nag, and they suck money

Just hang out with friends and bang prostitutes

bruh I don't have anyone in my personal life. I work for Ernst & Young and spend probably 80+ hours doing work every week, much of which is highly stressful shit where I'm just being yelled at to do something absolutely ASAP without any prior notice.

I spend all my time contemplating suicide. Gonna hope to God something changes in the future.

i would like to do something chad like and somehow avoid the bank account thing then pump and dump

However i would probably just give her some kind of excuse and a autistic good bye then never make contact with her again

My sister had your job at E&Y too. 3 years later she found an in-house accounting job at a major clothing company whose corporate headquarters are in NYC. She still makes good money and leaves work by 6 everyday.

Don't lose hope

I was jealous for a second. I make $105K. But I only wokr 40 hours a week.

>i has to do blue collar work... cuz not smart enough for white collar work...

>EVISCERATE THE BOURGEOISIE!!!!!

How fucking new can you be on mongelese flower growing boards?

She looks like a jugdish. I don't like jugdish.

I'm trying to look for a way out but it's difficult. My experience feels too narrow to go into much else without bullshitting to the highest degree.

Yeah fuck you

start looking for other jobs, you have experience already

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>and have her steal my hard earned money

Yeah, noh

daddies trust fund

I'm gonna be opening one soon though