Have you made it according to normie standards?

Have you made it according to normie standards?

i don't have a gf, no

I can't build any of the cool stuff he makes but if I stood there holding a stick like that I would look like a roided freak compared to him.

According to normie standards, it's impossible that I never played football or wrestled in high school.

>tfw at an outdoor festival over the summer in a tanktop
>a vendor *insisted* that I was a wrestler even though I kept telling him I have never wrestled

Feels good senpai

if this is anything to go by then I have

>overdeveloped biceps
relatively speaking they might be. It might be the angle/pose, but his arms seem disproportionately developed compared to the rest of him

normies are impressed by a 60kg bench press

Yes but still can't get a gf

Current normie standards start at skinnyfat and end at 6 months of lifting, pretty much everyone can make it if those are the requirements

Fucking reddit as fuck haha

According to normies, I'm "musclebound".
5'11"
190lbs
18%bf

Lol normies

by normie standards I'm fucking enormous but I still got dat body dysmorphia like a bitch

literally how fucking shitty you must look if this dyel is "ripped" in your eyes

You've wrestled, but only with your sexuality.

Normie standards are, in my opinion:

-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
-GF
-Job that lets you travel or is more like a career
-Social circle
-Involved in some sort of club

0/5.
I really do belong here.

Well that's 1/5

We're a super secret club

People think I'm a guy. Feels good.

Kek

People around here don't care about normie standards.
They care about the standards of powerlifters bodybuilders and steroid shillers.

Normie standards for ripped men is 12-15% bf with just enough muscle to know you are athletic/fit or "ottermode".

Normie standards for women is 30% bodyfat give or take 5% and not ugly or manly.

I think I want all of these things

You can start by blocking Veeky Forums on your web browser.

That guy is actually pretty swole for stone age tech standards

I've had female coworkers and friends call me big and muscular and even joke about steroids amd i'm only 6'0 / 170 / 13ish% bf

To be fair, i was 130 lbs, so they're probably still seeing the skelly me

yeah ive been getting mires from my blockmates and that qt thinn girl from class

Yes. I'm doing great and look better than anyone I know. Too bad I don't have enough time to get a gf, my career comes first

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>-Involved in some sort of club
Wut
Are you 15?

>tfw Veeky Forums starts accusing you of steroids

I don't deal with normies since I'm a shut-in but I think I've finally made it.

>not ugly or manly

tfw no pretty boy face so I have to get thicc

>normie standards
>post picture of redditfag standards

just wanted to stop by and say "kek"

A lot of normies at my work think I'm jacked, but I'm a shitty looking dyel that needs to cut.

Feels weird. It's hard to take a compliment because of how disgusting Veeky Forums makes me feel.

anarchoprimitivism when

>when you only bench 2pl8 and you're considered on roids\
>when sloots comment on fb on shirtless retards who can only do 1pl8 and curl 15lb and are considered shredded

Would you rather get compliments from people you know or autistic trolls on Veeky Forums?

you need to be 18+ to post here

would they still mire him if they knew that hes like 5'5

The joke here is that how shredded someone seems really depends on how shredded you are yourself.

It's a psychological thing

everyone should get thicc

I would always rather a compliment from Veeky Forums

This cultural group is brutal and compliments are few and far between.

He's not ripped but he's a QT and very handy.

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Know you realise roidheads look like side show freaks.

Strength != Appearance

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Archeofuturism > anarchoprimitivism > beans

Yes it does you dumb broscience piece of shit. A bigger muscle is almost always stronger (except in some fringe cases). Stop perpetuating a retarded meme.

Yes, but just because you can lift more doesn't mean your body is more appealing to the opposite sex.

Sorry m8, I guess my reading comprehension needs some work.

>job that lets you travel or is more like a career

What do you mean? I know lots of totally normie people that work in boring ass call center office jobs and they don't really get to travel a whole lot

According to normies I made it years ago.

>tfw I never think it's enough
>I don't care what people think about me
>tfw I know it will get worse and I will never be proud of myself

3/5

Missing social circle and Gf.

he was trolling you, manlet.

Primitive Curlbro

his biceps really are overdeveloped though in comparison to the rest of his muscles

not a gymnast though otherwise he'd have a rock hard core too

This guy is cool

>his biceps really are overdeveloped

1/5, get on my level faggots

Well i have a social circle, so 1/5 i guess.

>tfw I never think it's enough
this is a good thing, perpetual self improvement is a much better goal than a set end goal

pic related is a map of st john's, newfoundland from 1932

Accurate normie standards

1/5 kek

>-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
that's more instagram these days
>FB - literal garbage, mostly just rants, 30yo+ people posting their children, tabloid news, ironic meme pages etc
>Instagram - what people used facebook for a few years ago, constant pictures of what people are doing, "amateur models," and also danke maymay xD pages
>twitter - basically either shitty news posts or near-stream of consciousness blogposts

Well at least I've got a job

Most normies don't do that trust me. Having an actual life like that puts you pretty high up desu. Being a normie is easy, don't be austistic pretty much. Try to reach higher, aspire to be chad.

kind of the same. I am pretty much always happy go lucky, people feed off my energy when I'm out and just out of DYEL mode at 1/2/3/4. But I'm never content, just keep improving everyday.

>Have you made it according to normie standards?

5'7
dyel
overweight
highschool dropout
NEET
shut-in
small dick
mentally insane

I don't think I've made it yet.

Only if they looked at my quads. How do I show them off?

Jim Dangle shorts

>easily 5/5

How do you guys not fit into that? How autistic are you really?

only gf

This nigger is whiter than Starbucks in October.

the only thing that matters to normies are low bf% and a tiny bit of muscle. the size of the muscle hardly matters

if you can see where the muscle starts and end, you're ripped, huge, muscular or any term like that

>-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
I don't have Facebook.
>-GF
I don't like being attached to women.
>-Job that lets you travel or is more like a career
Have this.
>-Social circle
Have this.
>-Involved in some sort of club
I mostly just work, lift weights and sleep.

Working on your material for open mic night at the Apollo?

>I don't like being attached to women.

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the guy does have a decent body though, ive seen a lot worse in CBT and those guys are trying to look good

>-Social circle
What exactly does this mean? I have a group of friends from high school but we're all guys, does it count?

>tfw 1/2/3/4 5 rep maxes
>Normie at work always asks me if I'm on steroids

I think I've hit normie standards

>tfw using modern age tools gave me underdeveloped biceps

0.5/5, I barely have a social circle and it's constantly on the verge of dying.

Holy shit this.
Just started work at a new place, and every second question is "user, you obviously play football right?"
I'm a squash man, well away from the brutes

damn, first time on this board and it looks like pure gold
except fucking imperial units everywhere

do you guys have also fit-ylyl and fit-cringe threads here?

yeee boi

>-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
It's 2017. Nobody older than 15 and younger than 40 does that anymore.

3/5
>tfw when no gf

Sumo no doubt.

>tfw 0/5
I have ascended beyond the mortal realm
and I'm pretty happy about it

i got told i look like a cage fighter once.
>not sure if insult or compliment

>-Involved in some sort of club
you mean a group of people that like to hang on for an especific activity like sport, poker nights and shit? because otherwise fuck off.

Its not really normie standards it just once again proves the point that the lean body is what everyone likes and wants to watch aka be mirin like we fitizens call it.

If you go over the lean natty limit you're wasting your time lifting.

Kek

not that guy, but that's typically what that word means

This guy is actually cool as fuck

>new video uploaded yesterday
thanks for reminding me to check his channel, last video was from 2 months ago

3/5, recently broke up with gf

Niggah that's not what he was talking about. Of course bigger muscles are stronger.