How do I achieve this?

How do I achieve this?

eat like fat fuck and lift twice a week

I usually do the filet but I'm going to do the prime rib for now on

Not achievable natty.

Take your super male vitality and bring the fight to the globalist scum

This plus you need water filters to keep the xenoestrogens from blasting you with their Hillary Clinton voting gamma rays.

Be a fat manlet; fool stupid people

is that a legit pic?

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Be woke af

>How do I achieve this?

Become a humble water filter salesman.

>t. Globalist

Filter your water

Frog tech, my man

Have the documents. Iodine water to failure. HUMANITY!

>when u overdose on super male vitality

Open cans of pickles 1xF

5x5 Chemtrail Dodges
5x5 Globalist Agenda Fighters
5x5 Tinfoil Hat Tips

Then for auxiliary lifts, mix in 3 of the following:
3x10 Lizard People Punches
3x10 Satanist Destroyers
3x10 Illuminati Exposes
3x10 Flouride Removals
3x10 Communist Crushers

Do this three times a week

I forgot to add that you need to be a human, a pioneer, and a throwback

Hey, I remember this! Wasn't this the scene in Full Monty where they came to repossess the tanning booth?

W A T E R F I L T E R S

wear that hat every day. It's the government that's stealing our gains with x-rays

>Blahautism 5x5
You really wanna take advice from that guy?

IT'S OVUH FOR THUH GLOBUHLISHTS!

>all these closeted /pol/lacks
>/pol/ keeps sucking off /k/
If they only knew.

>Can't even spel /pol/ack right

/Pol/ BTFO