The anogenital length, commonly known as the taint, is the measure of the distance between your ass and your balls
The taint length is twice as long in men as it is in women.
But the same way men have more variance in height than women...men have more variance in taint length.
Men with shorter than average taint lengths have less sperm and are less virile. They are the nonreproductive incels who's dicks are set lower on their body closer to their ass, because there's very little chance they will ever use them as anything other than a waste remover.
Let me repeat, if your dick is close to your ass it is nothing more than a piss hose.
THis is determined from birth. Men with small antegonial notches are born cucks and they will DIE cucks.
Let me spell it out for you incels. IF your flaccid penis isn't positioned infront of your body creating a noticeable bulge that women can't help but notice then you are a NONSEXUAL BEING. Why do you think women pay so much attention to mens bulges? Theyr'e subconsciously measuring your anogenital length.
The best way to amog another man is to let him see your bulge.
It will shock him to his core knowing that another man has a higher anogenital length than him.
A short taint in men is associated with prenatal feminization and exposure to androgen disruptors (the stuff that's turning male fish into female fish)
Quote: >Studies show that the human perineum is twice as long in males as in females,[1] but males have more variance. Measuring the anogenital distance in neonatal humans has been suggested as a noninvasive method to determine male feminisation and thereby predict neonatal and adult reproductive disorders.
If your taint is shorter than 2.05 inches you don't have a dick you have a protovagina. you need to go ftm YESTERDAY.
Lucas Hernandez
Mine is slightly over 4 inches, was it mean Veeky Forums?
did i measure it right? I measured it from where my balls hang the lowest and up to my bumhole, should I measure it on my crotch instead?
Matthew James
Oh fuck, I'm not exactly sure where I should start measuring on my sack, but I think I fall a little short. I'm bear mode with a gravely voice, this gender transition is going to be an absolute nightmare.
Jason Lewis
>someone spend minutes writing all this shit
Lel
Jaxon Perry
men r fucking weird
Jordan Smith
anogenitallet detected.
Charles Davis
Well, I'm fine. Thanks, OP.
Alexander Wood
anogenitalcel cope
Cooper Powell
manlet's not enough, now i'll have to add >tfw a taintlet
Leo Brooks
>let him see your bulge yep I'm still on Veeky Forums
James Garcia
>tfw my taint length is
Jackson Russell
>being a taintlet >making it
Jordan Ortiz
Is this the Fresh 2017 Meme™ ? I'm getting tired of Sipping™, I could use something funny and original (lmao), may I copy your post, OP?
Brayden Howard
I'm getting more convinced everyday that we need antoher great war to get rid of stupid people, such as OP.
Jaxon Sanders
tl;dr
Ian Martinez
>tfw just about 2 inches You fucks actually made me measure that
Oliver Brown
Tfw used a vernier caliper to measure mine >6 inches and 453 thou.
Nice
Christopher Perez
Depends, are you a taintlet?
Owen Watson
FACE HEIGHT FRAME TAINT
Jaxson Gomez
my....GOOOCH???!! Aaow fuck
Levi Peterson
Great, another thing I have to worry about and compare myself to other guys I meet
Wyatt Morgan
Their briefs riding up on them is triggering me so hard
Matthew Parker
Taint length is already taken into account when measuring your penis properly from center-anus to penile peak.
Tyler Turner
You can see how crushed Ogus is just from seeing that Jeff's anogenital length is a good inch more than his
Please don't bait man/test/lanklets into measuring their taint, we can't go full retard.
Charles Rogers
What the hell am I reading
Nolan Martinez
Post taint
Justin Collins
lost
Luke Smith
This is why I browse Veeky Forums
Juan Price
holy fuck lmao
Hunter King
i have never seen Veeky Forums more accurately summarized
Benjamin Wood
>that tiny bulge is Lenny a taintlet?
Thomas Sullivan
That roider gut
Aiden Wood
prepare to see this shit every day as the useless dyel khv neet OP tries to force his shitty meme
inb4 t. taintlet or whatever this fag comes up with
saged
Nathan Lee
>mfw taintlets are this mad
Nolan Morales
taintlet cope
Austin Perry
If your taint is shorter than your dick you needn't be a virgin.
Isaiah Lopez
Taintlet detected
Xavier Scott
I only entered for the small chance id see a taint pic
Oh well
Aaron Powell
now this is some shitposting I can get behind
Cameron Lopez
t. taintlet
Austin Sullivan
Bwahaha, I can imagine autists now contorting themselves in front of a mirror and measuring their fucking assholes with a slide ruler. Excellent trolling, Mr OP, where did you dig up silly stuff like this?
Austin Russell
lol >i-it's silly haha I swear my sub 2.05" taint doesn't matter jfl @ taintlets
Connor Anderson
You people are going to get me to kill myself sooner or later.
Tyler Reed
>tfw gettin salad tossed wondering if my gooch lenght is impressing her
>tfw go to toss his salad and he's a saladlet
Parker White
when are you trannymaxxing desu
Nathaniel Barnes
now this is the most autistic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Michael Murphy
hmmm I wonder whether your taint's below 2.05" long....