Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

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valentines coming and no gf haha I feel you brah

>tfw no more mother base to explode

>tfw found out the girl I like has a kid

>tfw Saturday evening
>tfw pushed away all my friends and acquaitances
>tfw alone
>tfw no drugs and no alcohol
>tfw tired of fapping to porn
>tfw never had female contact ti at least fap to a memory
>tfw not even motivated enough to play vidya
>tfw just endlessly refreshing 4chins for regurgitated shitposting
>tfw don't evne know if these strange chuckles are laughter or cries

>tfw no freaky gf to give you head in the front seat of the hummer

>ex was kinda chubby but used to be athletic
>she dumped me and IMMEDIATELY got pregnant with some other dude
>dodged a bullet there
>years later googled her and found her instagram
>she got really hardcore into working out but not in a good way
>her body is all gross and bloated like she's a synth abuser
>she's also 5'0 so she looks even more ridiculous than a normal sized woman

It's pretty gross and sad

>tfw coworkers talk about plans theyve made with each other right in front of you
>tfw they ask other people around you if they're going but not you specifically
>tfw one of them is the qt you've been catching feelings for

i really need to try harder to make actual friends at work

>tfw gf

not that much different from not having a gf, desu senpai

this, you will still be yourself, it's not really a life changing experience