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My gains have been stolen
>accidentally drank windshield wiper fluid
>go to hospital
>get a bunch of blood taken
>don't eat cause restrictions
>lose weight in muscle over the course of 2 days
>how to fix?

Stolen by who? The retard who drank washer fluid?

Well you can start by not drinking windshield wiper fluid...

My dad accidentally drank anti-freeze once. He said it looked like orange juice. Are you my long lost brother?

Thanks for the laugh OP

I made a huge mistake
>borrowed my sister's car cause my starter broke
>go to gym
>thirsty after working out
>i finished my shake and see water bottle in her car
>its a poland spring bottle with blue stuff in it
>think its mio, that flavored water stuff
>take huge gulp
>thirsty af ;p
>tastes like alcohol
>call sister to find she put winter windshield wiper fluid in it
>her wiper fluid sprayers broke and shes been throwing it out onto the windshield when she needs it

story cont...
>drive myself to hospital once i find out
>they have to test my blood
>iam poisoned from methonol alcohol and some glycerin thing
>have blood drawn every 4 hours for 2 days
>couldn't eat
>only iv
>now i cant take glutamine, creatine, or bcaa till i figure that out with my doctor and can't workout till monday

Also I thought the water bottle had this stuff in it.
She normally uses it in her water as a substitute to not drink soda.

How can i get back on track asap and make up for this? Training for my ocean life guarding test at the end of march.

thanks for the laugh OP.

don't worry too much, you'll be back at it in a month or so

Your whole family is fucking retarded

>liquid water enhancer

what the fuck is wrong with this world

OP the type of nigga to eat your lunch.

How are you so disgusting? Do you not ever think before you eat or drink something?

I was really fucking thirsty and that was the only thing and I wasn't thinking. I didn't while driving and didn't look too hard. It was in a water bottle.

did it while driving*

No excuse. I hope next time you're hungry and go to your fridge at work and take someone's lunch that it's a turdcum sandwich and you don't notice before it's too late

My friend is a volunteer ems and his squad goes to him, did you hear about the idiot who drank windshield wiper fluid last night? I know that idiot. XD

thanks i should know better though iam 18

should have just soldiered on and puked when your body told you to, pussy.

it would cause more damage the doctor said if i would have puked

At least I didn't drink water from Flint Michigan

If all your gains evaporate within 2 days you had shit tier gains to begin with and should try a little harder or you'll never going to make it.

hes just trying to Jew you with that sweet American healthcare.

>accidentally drank windshield wiper fluid
are you actually a dog?

I lost 4 pounds. I am just annoyed because i was doing awesome and gained 11lbs of muscle these last 2 weeks

Kek

You're probably not staying hydrated. I was sick for two days and barely drank or ate enough. I lost 6 lbs, as soon as my hydration and food was back on track i put on the 6 lbs within 24 h.

actually just weighed myself only lost 2

but just really annoyed i had to miss 2 workouts and cant workout out or take supplements till monday when i talk to my doctor

Your gains weren't stolen. You lost them.

>it was in a water bottle

It was fucking blue you imbecile

To be fair i did stop after realizing what i drank was not flavored water immediately and called my sister. It was a dumb mistake.

its just very concentrated cordial friend

>was doing awesome

besides the mental retardation