Refugee stole my plates again

>lying tricep extensions
>can't trust if im actually making gains

>weighted dips
>nachos keep breaking

appropriate 707 get my sides have flown off

>forgot about ladies-only hour
>12 rape charges, 7 restraining orders

>on a smith machine
yeah, no

>bring your pet to gym day
>everyone laughs at my pet sheep

I laughed way too much at this

Worst joke ever made on Veeky Forums

>squats
>when I pay rent

>bench
>when I am best player on team

I dont get it

>american
>start clapping after every set

>all the metric plates are gone
>have to use imperial
>tfw only imperial gains

>he doesn't use surprise plates with no units
It's like you don't even want to get big.

>australian
>have to wait for the plates to load in

scaring muscles > confusing muscles

basic stuff, read the sticky newfags

>go to gym to squat
>only powerrack has qt3.14 in it
>not even squatting
>just posing and taking pictures of self in mirror

evry tiem

How the fuck do you squat where you need clips?

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>get ready to load weights
>all the pl8s are gone
>just a few triangular mystery pl8s
>load a few
>fail rep
>barbell now solidly stuck in floor
>turn 360 and walk away

>decline bench
>do cable flys instead

>Entire gym is water based
>You fill up "plates" to what you want
>Tfw just benched 90liters for reps the other day

Got your (you) though

>tfw my gym is a "do it yourself" gym, with no equipment except for a huge iron ore and you forgot your pick

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these are my favorite threads on Veeky Forums

>arrive at gym
>only one bench with bar available
>start walking towards it
>out of nowhere somebody jumps from ceiling and grabs the bar
>wtf
>"Sorry cunt, lemme just do a few sets o kangaroo sittahs an then you can have the bar back"
>"S-sure"
>"Thanks mate"
>starts squatting on ceiling
>fucking australian tourists

>it's leg day
>recently noticed my left leg is a little bigger than my right
>hit the squat rack
>time to get symmetrical
>load up an extra plate on the right side
>dyel trainer starts yelling and and freaking out about what I'm doing just as I'm about to start set
>tell him to fuck off and start my set
>immediately fall over to the right side, tearing my quad in the process

That faggots bad attitude threw my chakras off balance and totally fucked me. They revoked my membership and still haven't fired him.

>>chakras off balance

>he doesn't put clips on his chakras when he lifts

>American expat visits my gym
>tries to lift 120 kilo and almost throws his back out
>talks out loud "why the fuck is this so heavy?"
>a guy comes over and tell him its in kg and not pounds
>he just shrugs and leaves for the squat rack not cleaning up
>sharts himself midset doing squats
>keeps going, doesn't even break stride
>making loud apish grunts as the shit dribbles down his legs
>scares all the QTs on the treadmills away
>whole gym has to be shut down and scrubbed clean
>haven't been able to lift for a week and can feel myself slowly losing my gains
fucking Americlaps

When you squat more than 225 you might realize the plates tend to have a little slide regardless of how good your form is, but I doubt you will ever have that problem

bench = usually for reserved players

dips = you dip nachos in it

>Be black
>Ask white boy how many reps he's got midset
>He stops and puts his gf on the bench
>tells me she's all mine if he can watch

>turn 360 and walk away
But wouldn't you be walking back into it?

newfag

I don't think you're ready to branch out to the other boards quite yet. I think you need to serve another six months at /b/ before trying to venture out again.

>accidentally load plates from the women's section of the gym
>only make 77% gains that day

>tfw oldest person in the virgin section of the gym

>manlet powerlifting crew using all the pl8s
>have to use a pl7 instead

fucking manlets need to go back to the manlet pit

not op, but i squat 335, and i don't ever use clips. fuck off, wannabe nigger.

>lose count of how many reps I have done
>accidentally do 7

RIP gains

kek. got me

>preacher curls
>actually an atheist

>Check in at the front desk
>Get my pl8 tokens after generously tipping the receptionist
>Go to the squat racks
>Plate dispenser won't take my tokens
>Spotboy tells me that the receptionist gave me pajeet tokens
>Have to use the designated shitting racks
>Coins stain my hands with feces
>Can't grip the bar
>Fail my set

Piece of shit receptionist only got a 20% tip when I left, I was pissed.

>sneak into gym zoo after hours
>find barnyard section cow to get free milk from
>feel like shit after drinking my sweet gains straight from the source
>go to doctors and get diagnosed with gomad cow disease

> standing good-mornings
> 6:20 PM

>forgot to tip my spotter after a bench PR
>shake mixer spits in my drink
>locker attendant tied my weightlifting shoes together
just fuck my shit up

> leg extensions
> still the same height

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>Forget what day it is
>Walk into gym
>It's talk to girls day
>You need to talk to at least one girl between sets for the entire duration of the rest
>Forget that I'm an aspie and can't get more than 6 non-mumbling words out
>Get banned from the gym for 6 months
>See a recent image of me in the FPH threads

>move into new gym
>it's DIY
>mine my iron
>realize my crafting level is too low
>have to mine and make copper weights instead
>finish my workout
>realize 100 kg or copper weighs less than 100kg of iron
Wasted my whole God damn day, man
And now I don't even have enough money to take a smithing course

>Not doing the quest to raise your mining 20 levels

Not going to make it

>Be a nigger
>can't even afford a gym membership

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>forgot my prescription for free weights at home
>had to stick to the treadmill

>be me
>small gym
>big African guy in the gym
>finish a set of squats
>go out for 2 mins to fill up water
>african guy is ohp'ing for reps in my squat rack
>"C-c-can I jump in please"
>"No, fuck off you manlet dyel cunt"