Why do some of you even try?

She is fucking other men and you're just stirring their porridge when she is bored

And I fuck other women, plus I love her.

Post yours first

You are all jealous wishing you could have bitches begging for you to come fuck them, like they message me.

You wash your dick though. She doesn't clean the semen out his vagina. Just think of all those gains you've got from going down on her

Weaksauce

Get on my cuddle level nikka

you type like a beta

Lol at this virgin thinking semen just chills in the vagina forever

Think about how many times you've kissed your mom after she's sucked dick.

Think about it

Well now I feel like jerking off.

You kiss your mum on the lips?

>catering to thirsty bitches

Wew it's like you set the bar low on purpose.

A woman that gives it up that easy is worthless in the long run. Enjoy going from relation to relation and not finding anything with sustenance.

What a lucky bastard

Yep
I've had relationships that were very meaningful. If I want to have fun I'm going to have fun. Deal with it

You are a beta

Think about it

>plus i love her
KEK

>> he spends all of his time obsessing over his lifts
Wrong
>> he thinks about working out all day
Wrong
>> he still looks average or even worse
Right for face, wrong for body
>> he thinks he's somehow superior because he squats
I think I am superior because I can squat MORE
>> he spends the majority of his time doing nothing productive
Wrong, I am a college student
>> he has less than 5k to his name
You gotta do with what you have
>> he has no hobbies besides picking up objects for 7 hours a week.
I program, cook and teach dancing classes
>> he drives a shitty car or no car at all
Metro's are gucci mate
>> he hates on people online
Only if they are as stupid as you
>> he hasn't been laid in 3 months or longer
By choice
>> he talks to less than 3 girls at once
Again, by choice
>> he doesn't know how to fight
Gotta give you that one
>> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
That one too, in fact have a piece
>> he's never had a gf
Wrong

to be fair tho, you can pull thirsty bitches and have a loyal gf too. Doesn't need to be at the same time, doesn't need to be separately. Just cuz he pulls tinder hoes doesn't mean he cant wife some chick up that's not a slut.

your reply seems like pure jealousy to be real

Says a lot about your own level of happiness when you feel the need to talk down to others to feel better about yourself. Shows poor character as well.

There's a few women I love
What languages? Im thinking about coding my first theme.
He mad bruh

>You kiss your mum on the lips?
>Yep

Uhhh

But I'm bored at work. Also here's a pic

If we ever face an alien invasion, we'll be fucked. Because all the weapons we design are made to kill humans. We can't fathom how to hurt something that isn't like us.

That is also how we engage and attack people we don't know. We target things that we know would hurt us.

Hope you get a real girlfriend soon, stop being miserable Bro.

Show us your penor.

>> he spends all of his time obsessing over his lifts
Nah
>> he thinks about working out all day
Nah
>> he still looks average or even worse
Probably for face
>> he thinks he's somehow superior because he squats
Not really
>> he spends the majority of his time doing nothing productive
Uni student
>> he has less than 5k to his name
Yeah, I don't. Planning to, down the line when I'm out of Uni
>> he has no hobbies besides picking up objects for 7 hours a week.
Nah, studying and product design. I do other shit too, nothing really of note though
>> he drives a shitty car or no car at all
Yeah, no car. I love my bike man, plus I never have to go far
>> he hates on people online
Not as much as I used to
>> he hasn't been laid in 3 months or longer
Nope
>> he talks to less than 3 girls at once
Right now yeah I don't
>> he doesn't know how to fight
Two martial arts buddy
>> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
Not really a folder. I have shit saved all over the shot
>> he's never had a gf
Nah Ive had 3.

Slow down captain autism. I do know you, I can read all of the threads posted here. Stay mad

We do pretty fucking good at killing animals you fucking cretin

Pls be in london

He's an aspie, I've read his post three times now and I can't make it through without laughing. Then they wonder why I would make a thread like this. It's fucking great.

>b-but I was totally b-bored
>haha
Just give it up, you're kinda pathetic.

Doubly so if you look good and still need to trample people who should be beneath you.

Not saying you look good, but that's a fine fatceps

>> he spends all of his time obsessing over his lifts
Sometimes
>> he thinks about working out all day
No
>> he still looks average or even worse
No
>> he thinks he's somehow superior because he squats
Yes
>> he spends the majority of his time doing nothing productive
No
>> he has less than 5k to his name
No
>> he has no hobbies besides picking up objects for 7 hours a week.
No
>> he drives a shitty car or no car at all
No
>> he hates on people online
No
>> he hasn't been laid in 3 months or longer
Yes
>> he talks to less than 3 girls at once
Yes
>> he doesn't know how to fight
No
>> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
No
>> he's never had a gf
No

How did I do?

You're a fucking cretin too to be fair

I can literally taste the jealously. It's delicious.

>Pic related is ex wanting the d, the vast majority of you will never know this feel.

i know this feel very well

problem is i'm absolutely certain I'd fall for her again and last time she broke up with me for seemingly no reason, didn't talk to me for months, and made me feel generally like shit

also nice post it'll make everyone well mad lad

True but at least women let me cum in them.

>bragging about getting attention from a normie desperate enough to pretend she likes something she doesn't

That's because you need to start paving the life you want and just do you. Then it won't bother you anymore. Also talk to other girls.

>he will never know this feel

I've had exes come back into the picture wanting sex. More than anything its an ego thing where they want to see that they still can.

>tfw getting Veeky Forums in college is getting you too much sex and you now have a crippling addiction

>> he spends all of his time obsessing over his lifts
i obsess more over my diet
>> he thinks about working out all day
not all day
>> he still looks average or even worse
maybe barely above average
>> he thinks he's somehow superior because he squats
its just another exercise
>> he spends the majority of his time doing nothing productive
school and work
>> he has less than 5k to his name
this is true. but only because i spend it on awesome shit.
>> he has no hobbies besides picking up objects for 7 hours a week.
i ride my motorcycle when i have the time
>> he drives a shitty car or no car at all
my car is sick
>> he hates on people online
nah
>> he hasn't been laid in 3 months or longer
came balls deep in my 19yr old 100lb fitness bunny girlfriends tight pink pussy first thing this morning
>> he talks to less than 3 girls at once
nah girlfriend is hot as fuck
>> he doesn't know how to fight
i have'nt fought since high school but never lost
>> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
>> he's never had a gf
3 gfs for lasting longer than a year, 4 years was the longest, current is 1.5
fucked 25 girls all together.

This.

But op, why're you so hostile? Who hurt you? Truth is, you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life if you keep this going.
Godspeed, hope you get better

I'm just going to tell her to fuck off then

>Also talk to other girls.
I am working on it, I think I have a date of sorts organised tomorrow.

shit
>> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
its not as extensive as the folder on the computer i had in hs.

I started with C and consider myself proficient at it. Other than that I have some knowledge of Java, C++ and Haskell, enough to read, write and alter the code.

> he spends all of his time obsessing over his lifts
I actually spend most of my time obsessing about how I'm going to build a home either from stone or logs.
> he thinks about working out all day
See previous point.
> he still looks average or even worse
I've had random compliments from normies, but everytime I see myself in the mirror I think I'm tiny
> he thinks he's somehow superior because he squats
Only because I go ATG
> he spends the majority of his time doing nothing productive
Doing stuff costs money, and I need money to finance a property that I can build either a log or stone home on
> he has less than 5k to his name
Got $93k at the moment. Still need more.
> he has no hobbies besides picking up objects for 7 hours a week.
Hobbies cost money
> he drives a shitty car or no car at all
Biggest mistake a fool can make is buying an expensive car that only depreciates in value
> he hates on people online
Only you and manlets.
> he hasn't been laid in 3 months or longer
Just over 7 years, actually.
> he talks to less than 3 girls at once
Talking with 5 at the moment, not including the 4 at work.
> he doesn't know how to fight
Did 8 years of competitive boxing. Fought plenty of times in a ring, but always tried to avoid outside of the ring.
> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
This is true.
> he's never had a gf
This is also true.

That description was all me until the gf part

Hope you get better as well

Does this help?

>Im sry i was walking my dog
kek

Haley b?

I know right what a cunt

>didn't watch dbz yet
Dropped.

>tfw havent been laid in 2.5 years

Whenever i see posts like this i automatically assume the chick is disgusing
Cute girls prefer IRL and ugly ones prefer texting, shocker really

> he spends all of his time obsessing over his lifts
No just most of the time
> he thinks about working out all day
No
> he still looks average or even worse
No
> he thinks he's somehow superior because he squats
No
> he spends the majority of his time doing nothing productive
I read books and keep up with errands
> he has less than 5k to his name
I have 8k to my name. Getting another 3k once I file my taxes. Hoping to save up 20k by end of the year
> he has no hobbies besides picking up objects for 7 hours a week.
I read, also have 2 ant formicariums. And im into collecting figurines
> he drives a shitty car or no car at all
I have a company vehicle that I dont have to pay gas for to use. Its shitty but its free nigga
> he hates on people online
So?
> he hasn't been laid in 3 months or longer
Na prob 3 weeks
> he talks to less than 3 girls at once
So?
> he doesn't know how to fight
Never had to learn though I kinda wish I did
> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
Yup
> he's never had a gf
Try again bud. 4 year relationship

this nigga keeps posting this shit images every now and then. Please stop mate, its getting pathetic.

Most beta man in the thread.

> he spends all of his time obsessing over his lifts
Only in the gym
> he thinks about working out all day
Only when I'm bored
> he still looks average or even worse
Been told I'm very good looking, full beard and /THICC/
> he thinks he's somehow superior because he squats
Nah, I'm superior because I deadlift
> he spends the majority of his time doing nothing productive
Work, studying, lifting etc.
> he has less than 5k to his name
Got me there
> he has no hobbies besides picking up objects for 7 hours a week.
Apart from going out with the lads and the shit I do with my gf, ya got me.
> he drives a shitty car or no car at all
It's my first car idc mate
> he hates on people online
People like you
> he hasn't been laid in 3 months or longer
Last night
> he talks to less than 3 girls at once
Correct
> he doesn't know how to fight
Never had to
> he has a whole folder on his computer full of Veeky Forums memes
Nope
> he's never had a gf
Currently do, and have had 2 other long term relationships as well as several other flings.

What was the point of this post?

Relax kid, you are gonna hurt yourself flexing so hard.

She models and was in a music viddeo
>he posts on Veeky Forums so much he recognizes images that are posted weeks and months inbetween each other

Lmao

Nah I like having women I love. It feels good.

>She models and was in a music viddeo
This proves...what exactly?
Ive met plenty of chicks who say theyve done modelling and they are ugly as fuck plus there are plenty of quirky models who look like shit

If you like her then good for you but most guys wont give a fuck

You sound bitter

>not being jelly is being bitter
yeah ok